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". PM me x Perve ![]() Im was 100% serious lol I can genuinely make this happen. Every. Single. Time. | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum. | |||
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"I do but not all the time... I'm more likely to gush " I would love to see that. | |||
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"First person I met on here was a squirter/gusher. Took me by surprise. I though she was exaggerating when she said she needed a towel before we started ![]() Once ya pop ya can’t stop ![]() | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hadn’t or didn’t think i did, until now a close friend showed me he could make me.. its all in the technique ![]() As i said. Its all in the method. | |||
"It's easy when you know how ![]() I hope all this is further proof to the non belivers ![]() | |||
"It's easy when you know how ![]() ![]() Non-believers? | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works. | |||
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"Its just piss isn’t it? " Apparently not, the skene's glands, the size of a grain of rice, produces it all. ![]() | |||
"I hadn’t or didn’t think i did, until now a close friend showed me he could make me.. its all in the technique ![]() But you don’t have to orgasm to gush ![]() | |||
"Its just piss isn’t it? " Urinusmaximusmiss ![]() | |||
"Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm.. Done right, guaranteed squirt.." Just not going to happen., | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() Is this lecture available on audio tape? ![]() | |||
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"Ive never squirted or gushed ever" You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!! There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() What about if the orgasm isnt happening even after the third time ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men. ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Its just piss isn’t it? Apparently not, the skene's glands, the size of a grain of rice, produces it all. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, yes, you're right. I have no idea how my bits and pieces work. Mr will send an Owl to Adrian shortly ![]() ![]() | |||
"Ive never squirted or gushed ever You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!! There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee ![]() ![]() ![]() Buy one get one free ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ive never squirted or gushed ever" We should resolve this matter xxx | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I understand where you guys are coming from and i dont claim to know a womans body better then her, i never made such a claim. The reason i said ill explain it to the mr is because he would be the one doing the deed! I dont know how a woman can make herself squirt, i only know how a man can make a woman squirt, there for i need to explain it to the mr! As for the rest of the comments, go through the thread. There are women and men here who claim it is possible amd that there is a method to it. once you get used to it, that its pretty easy. Dont take my word for it? Fine, what about everyone else who has had similar experiences? A lady managed to do it after the age of 50! Its right there for you to read. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"“...then flick the clit side to side radically.” Radically?! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You go make a sandwich love, while I show your husband how to make you squirt like a Vegas waterpark. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only 1 guy has ever made me " Views from atop of the bell tower! | |||
"“...then flick the clit side to side radically.” Radically?! ![]() ![]() ![]() This thread is awesome. Adrian you are truly the Jedi of squirting. The force is strong with you ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Ive never squirted or gushed ever You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!! There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee ![]() ![]() ![]() Tried & Tested buy not many invested ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() I beg to differ. Met a chap at a club once who said he could make any lady squirt. Was sceptical until I saw him do just that to 3 different ladies in a row including a friend of mine who had never squirted in her life ![]() | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If I ever squirt, I'll bottle it up and post it recorded delivery to Islington. | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() And it didn't involve half of that ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() I met a guy who said everyone can shit through their arsehole. Then he met a man with a stoma bag and discovered the error of his ways. Whatever you've seen The Messiah do in a club, it doesn't mean that those 3 women are representative of every woman on planet Earth. There's about 3.5 billion of us on this rock - what else does EVERY single woman do the same, apart from cascading liquids out of their gash? | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll pm you my addy I’ll invest in your business ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It might be a short business plan ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There’s always one pitch on Dragons Den that makes you cringe... | |||
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"Only 1 guy has ever made me Views from atop of the bell tower!" Haha! ![]() | |||
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"I didn't until last year and now I can't control it! If you hit the right spot prepare to be soaked " Now that's and experience id say yes to any day of the week x | |||
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"I didn't squirt or gush until I was 50. Thought it was a myth before then. It feels so different than when you're bursting for a wee too. I can gush on and off for ages if I'm turned on enough. Doesn't always have to be with any physical stimulation either. My longest session was over 7 hours. I was having video sex with a guy I'd known for ages. He'd already turned me on and was then watching me gushing. All I could hear was his gentle voice through my earphones saying beautiful things and telling me what he could see happening. I'm sure I'm not the only one like this." I think most women would need to pee after 7 hours | |||
"Why are men so obsessed with getting women to squirt?! I don't get it ![]() Some of us don't because we know actually what it actually means! ![]() | |||
"Adrian, I have pelvic nerve damage. I can't really feel the left side of my vulva and my clitoris has a habit of going numb. If someone puts their fingers kinda halfway inside my vagina, I can't feel a fucking thing most of the time because I have limited sensation. The only person in the world apart from me who can get anything out of my fadge is my husband. You could "educate" him to your heart's content. You could tell him how utterly incompetent he is at understanding his wife's body - the woman he's been fucking for 17 years. You could invoke the Lord Almighty himself and you'd be lucky if you ever got my love muscles to acknowledge your very existence. I'm sick of being told that just because my body does something one way, that it's wrong etc. There is nothing from a sexual sense that works the same way for absolutely every body. " This is unfair and incorrect. Not once did i say anything like your doing it wrong or only my methods work etc Its obscene to think all women are the same for one thing and even more obscene to think that there is only one way to make this work. Again, please read other users comments. why pick on me? (Not just you but for all) I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. All the jokes and comments that have been made towards me are still hurtful. I genuinely just wanted to share knowledge and help. Although everyone here thinks im coming from a bad place or im exaggerating i still stand by what i said. My own personal experience has provided me with this information. Do what you will with it. Just don't put words in my mouth or take me for a fool. This is not for you, but for everyone. There is no reason to be rude peeps, I've said nothing bad about no one. Yet all ive received is hate. Not one attempt to even meet me with a argument coming with good intentions. Just horrible comments. Its uncalled for. | |||
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" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. " No 1 - I haven't abused you once. No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be. Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here. Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same. | |||
"I didn't squirt or gush until I was 50. Thought it was a myth before then. It feels so different than when you're bursting for a wee too. I can gush on and off for ages if I'm turned on enough. Doesn't always have to be with any physical stimulation either. My longest session was over 7 hours. I was having video sex with a guy I'd known for ages. He'd already turned me on and was then watching me gushing. All I could hear was his gentle voice through my earphones saying beautiful things and telling me what he could see happening. I'm sure I'm not the only one like this. I think most women would need to pee after 7 hours " We stopped for a short break during that time. | |||
" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. No 1 - I haven't abused you once. No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be. Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here. Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same." ![]() ![]() | |||
" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. No 1 - I haven't abused you once. No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be. Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here. Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same." Taking the piss and saying the mr was sending an owl definitely didn't help to be honest. Thats not what i call someone out to discuss something or have a genuine debate. And im not just talking about you here either, all who made 'funny comments' About my user name or about dragons den cringe. Its uncalled for. If you have an opinion, share it, its all good were here to discuss issues but dont come at me like im a child. And if anyone wants to rebutte or discuss, all they had to do was say 'what about these type of women? Or what about this type of situation etc' i would have said, you know what thats a fair point maybe i haven't thought this out properly, let me word it differently. Sorry guys, i meant this has worked for me i hope it helps others, apologies for the misunderstanding. Is that what happened? Is that what you or others did? I had to explain myself 3 times before we got this far. Anyway, i apologies once more for my comments earlier. It was my ignorance of your situation and my being unthoughtfull of others, i meant no harm to anyone. I have nothing more to say on the topic to be honest so i think ill leave it here ![]() | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fair enough. My post wasn't at you personally, it was at men in general who tell women that they know best. I don't want to squirt. I have told men this and they have told me it's fun, their method worked on other women, and they carried on trying anyway. | |||
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"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() That would not make me squirt or gush. It would make me push the guy away as i hate a guy moving his fingers fast, it hurts me and causes physical problems. Personally i havn't ever squirted or gushed and nor do i want to. | |||
" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. No 1 - I haven't abused you once. No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be. Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here. Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same." ![]() | |||
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"Wow, what a popcorn post!! Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin. Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy ![]() I hope he doesn't let it put him off posting. He comes across as a nice guy. I feel like his post came from a good place of trying to help. Come back Adrian. ![]() | |||
"Wow, what a popcorn post!! Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin. Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy ![]() ![]() | |||
"The technique described by the op is a good way to get a lady to squirt but he is wrong in claiming is that it is 100% in achieving that result. There is an expression that I think needs to be included in every discussion of sexual techniques and that is “Everyone is Different”. What turns someone on, what makes them climax and what will make a lady squirt will differ depending on a combination of Physiological and physical factors. Stimulation of the G Spot with two fingers pointing upwards and using a “come here” motion may result in an orgasm or squirting or both but for some ladies neither will be achieved first time but maybe will be with practice. " Its good to hear there are others that know the exact technique, the 'come here' motion is a perfect way to describe it. This has made me happy lol My wording was definitely off, i now know this. Should have never given any guarantees and be more considering of others. But i know to put my hands up when im wrong, i can't say the same for others as the abuse hasn't really stopped yet lol Thanks anyway for reading x | |||
"Wow, what a popcorn post!! Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin. Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm going to struggle holding my phone to read this whilst putting it into action. ![]() | |||
"Wow, what a popcorn post!! Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin. Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy ![]() ![]() ![]() If you were an arse you would have been snipey and defensive but you haven't been like that at all. I hope people read further down the thread and see that you are decent. ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt. There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver. Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great idea, also a beginners guide to bondage. Ladies look out! ![]() | |||
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"I’ve managed to make one woman squirt, with guidance from her husband... and it certainly isn’t the technique mentioned by someone up above... I would imagine that not every woman can, and those that can require different stimulation to each other" Now there's a man who understands women ![]() | |||
"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them. Purely for research purposes only of course ![]() Like the green cross code ones from the 70’s? | |||
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"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them. Purely for research purposes only of course ![]() Yes haha Or Troy McClure from the Simpsons. "Hi I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such tutorials as 'How to sniff your own bum' and 'watersports, is it for you?'" ![]() | |||
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"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them. Purely for research purposes only of course ![]() ![]() Think I know where Mystique get his thread ideas from | |||
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"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them. Purely for research purposes only of course ![]() ![]() I can't wait for tonight's instalment ![]() | |||