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over a year ago
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"Oh it's a joke. For a minute there I thought you were serious! Of course he's real.
How’s Donald doing? "
He's bouncing around on his space hopper and lobbing golf balls at elves.  |
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over a year ago
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"What do you mean, not real?
Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies "
I like a good joke but that's just not funny!  |
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"What do you mean, not real?
Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies
I like a good joke but that's just not funny! "
Don't worry Doc. Jonathan Van Tam was on the BBC news the other day answering questions about the covid vaccine. A kid asked if Father Christmas will be able to get the vaccine and JVT said yes due to his age.  |
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"What do you mean, not real?
Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies
I like a good joke but that's just not funny!
Don't worry Doc. Jonathan Van Tam was on the BBC news the other day answering questions about the covid vaccine. A kid asked if Father Christmas will be able to get the vaccine and JVT said yes due to his age. "
Oh good, I was worried for him too.  |
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"What do you mean, not real?
Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies
I like a good joke but that's just not funny!
Don't worry Doc. Jonathan Van Tam was on the BBC news the other day answering questions about the covid vaccine. A kid asked if Father Christmas will be able to get the vaccine and JVT said yes due to his age. "
Santa comes but once a year....poor frustrated Santa |
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"What do you mean, not real?
Sorry Buddy, he existed last year but caught Covid in March. Too many mince pies
I like a good joke but that's just not funny!
Don't worry Doc. Jonathan Van Tam was on the BBC news the other day answering questions about the covid vaccine. A kid asked if Father Christmas will be able to get the vaccine and JVT said yes due to his age.
Oh good, I was worried for him too. "
Don’t fear lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm an animal lover but can't help having a laugh about this oldie I heard on Whose Line
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead.
Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane |
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"I'm an animal lover but can't help having a laugh about this oldie I heard on Whose Line
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead.
Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane "
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.
I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work
Then whose lap have I been sitting on?
Pervert "
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"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.
I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work
Then whose lap have I been sitting on?
Pervert
Thank you! "
I’d also take that as a compliment |
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"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.
I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work "
This made me laugh way more than it should have.....still laughing |
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"I was thinking back to the day that I found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.
I remember being so upset I had to take the day off work
This made me laugh way more than it should have.....still laughing "
Humour, sex and cake
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