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Hot Tub Party - 7 - The Jelly tub

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Narrator - Well things have gone quiet this morning. Everyone is exhausted from last night.

Sone naught yperson has dumped a load of gellotine in the hot tub and its turned into a rather fetching pink colour.

Cindi spilled a load on Gin in beside it and we now have a Pink Gin hot tub. It should make for fun and games this evening.

There have been casulties from the last thread and hope thet re join soon.

Now on with the fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers* "

I guess that depends what they are filled with

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Oooh a pink gin hello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

*jello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin hello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo slurpy pink jelly

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?"

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOVE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YOU.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

YES!! ALWAYS!

(LOVE)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WOOKIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YOU .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ARE

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MY ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BEST BUDDY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

Lovely jubbly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ALWAYS &FOREVER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx"

Yes, the workmen finished installing the sex swings in the beach house early so installed some poles on the dance floor

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx

Yes, the workmen finished installing the sex swings in the beach house early so installed some poles on the dance floor

Fantastic!

I'll be there later.

I'm not particularly good, but I AM enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx

Yes, the workmen finished installing the sex swings in the beach house early so installed some poles on the dance floor

Fantastic!

I'll be there later.

I'm not particularly good, but I AM enthusiastic

Brilliant. I'll see you on them.

I've not done one before but I'm sure I can put on a show that will surprise the guests

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YOU ARE HERE ALWAYS.... EVEN WHEN YOU ARENT....

So I'm gonna sit right here on the end of this pier .... and Drink a Beer.... yours is on ice in the Yeti cooler....and your place in the hot tub is waiting for when you stop in

You are the SUN TO MY SHINE MY FRIEND

#ALWAYS

XOXOXO

#AVENGERS ASSEMBLY

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx

Yes, the workmen finished installing the sex swings in the beach house early so installed some poles on the dance floor

Fantastic!

I'll be there later.

I'm not particularly good, but I AM enthusiastic

Brilliant. I'll see you on them.

I've not done one before but I'm sure I can put on a show that will surprise the guests

With those legs, Cindi? You deffo can! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*"

I jest of course.

They are filled with Tequila.

Honest.

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin hello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

not me

I love it... pink... only OUR WONKO.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?

Ooh yes. I'll join in. Do we have a pole,at all....? Show off my skills. Xx

Yes, the workmen finished installing the sex swings in the beach house early so installed some poles on the dance floor

I'm intrigued by the sex swing, Cindi. Never been in one......

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

I jest of course.

They are filled with Tequila.

Honest.

Open wide

But I don't like alcohol

How about a social one filled with Nutella for me? That'll confuse the newcomers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*"

Now that you're here, Wonko. How about rustling up come scran - I'm famished!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

I jest of course.

They are filled with Tequila.

Honest.

Open wide

But I don't like alcohol

How about a social one filled with Nutella for me? That'll confuse the newcomers

Haha great idea.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

I jest of course.

They are filled with Tequila.

Honest.

Open wide

But I don't like alcohol

How about a social one filled with Nutella for me? That'll confuse the newcomers

Haha great idea.

Fill me up, Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

Now that you're here, Wonko. How about rustling up come scran - I'm famished!! X"

you ate all my calorie free cream cakes. waht more do you need?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi may regret allowing the use of supersoakers*

I guess that depends what they are filled with

I am feeling about 2 stone lighter

Just make sure the pressure is on maximum, the contents are a bit creamy

*Hides in the kitchen*

*hides with red*

I jest of course.

They are filled with Tequila.

Honest.

Open wide

But I don't like alcohol

How about a social one filled with Nutella for me? That'll confuse the newcomers

Haha great idea.

Fill me up, Cindi

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love Nutella.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh tea please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh tea please

Coming right up Taff

Anything to nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh tea please

Coming right up Taff

Anything to nibble on?

"
oh is there any custard creams

please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taff .... omg your Jammies... Ok ok ... you can keep them on. I love them !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*"

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff .... omg your Jammies... Ok ok ... you can keep them on. I love them !!!

"
why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh tea please

Coming right up Taff

Anything to nibble on?

oh is there any custard creams

please

Most definitely. We have loads of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff .... omg your Jammies... Ok ok ... you can keep them on. I love them !!!

why thank you

Can I get a matching Pair ...

We would be so cute !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes we do my Dear ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh a pink gin jello hot tub? I like the sound of that.

Your doing Wonko, I presume?

Hi Red

Welcome back to the party

I'm thinking about some entertainment for tonight.

Any ideas?

Maybes a full monty show?"

Ummmmm how about Line dancing... Maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

DO NOT.....I REPEAT ....DO NOT EAT THAT SLURPY PINK JELLY SIR OLOVINGMAN.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Ohhhh are we pole dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Ohhhh are we pole dancing

We are yes, and the men are doing a full monty show

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

DO NOT.....I REPEAT ....DO NOT EAT THAT SLURPY PINK JELLY SIR OLOVINGMAN.....

There is nothing wrong with the jelly. it is safe to eat. It may get you d*unk though. Blace cindy for that though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Accidentally on purpose, like

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

DO NOT.....I REPEAT ....DO NOT EAT THAT SLURPY PINK JELLY SIR OLOVINGMAN.....

There is nothing wrong with the jelly. it is safe to eat. It may get you d*unk though. Blace cindy for that though

But what if someone peed in the jelly...?

#watersports and all that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Ohhhh are we pole dancing

YES!!!

I've always wanted to try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

DO NOT.....I REPEAT ....DO NOT EAT THAT SLURPY PINK JELLY SIR OLOVINGMAN.....

There is nothing wrong with the jelly. it is safe to eat. It may get you d*unk though. Blace cindy for that though

But what if someone peed in the jelly...?

#watersports and all that

Then they do not deserve to be at this party

Dirty beggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Accidentally on purpose, like

Just practicing for the 'grand finale'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'M IN ALWAYS....

#LONGLIVETHEHOTTUBPARTY

#FRIENDSFOREVER

#ALWAYS

Can I get you a drink Maddie.

I think we need one

Yes Beautiful .... A Double whiskey on the rock please.... with a chaser if Fireball

Thanks my Dear

*Serves Maddie her drinks and finds the confetti machine*

Thanks Beautiful.... it's perfect!!

I've tested the poles and they are great

Think I need better panties though, I keep popping out

Ohhhh are we pole dancing

YES!!!

I've always wanted to try that

Me too .... lets do a class...

That will be Fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*goes in search of a pole for Maddie to dance around *

*returns with a Russian*

Sorry Maddie it's the best I could find at short notice

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*goes in search of a pole for Maddie to dance around *

*returns with a Russian*

Sorry Maddie it's the best I could find at short notice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*goes in search of a pole for Maddie to dance around *

*returns with a Russian*

Sorry Maddie it's the best I could find at short notice

Ummmm Cindi and Red are going first.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo slurpy pink jelly

DO NOT.....I REPEAT ....DO NOT EAT THAT SLURPY PINK JELLY SIR OLOVINGMAN.....

There is nothing wrong with the jelly. it is safe to eat. It may get you d*unk though. Blace cindy for that though

But what if someone peed in the jelly...?

#watersports and all that

Quick EVERYONE SAVE THE HELPLESS RUBBER DUCKIES....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this I hear about a pole??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And rubber duckies??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NARRATOR: AND FOLKS THAT IS WHY THESE THREADS ARE SO CRAZY.... YOU JUST REALLY NEVER KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING TO GO.....

#truestory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's this I hear about a pole?? "

Hi there... Brenin

How are you Trouble ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And rubber duckies?? "

Just in time to help me ... some sicko peed in the Pink jelly stuff.... I've got to save all the duckies....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Cindi walks over to the BBQ and puts a chicken on it and lights the flames*

"Oh hairy God of cookies.

I bow before you and offer this sacrifice in honour of your name.

May your spirit be upon our hot tub party this evening and bless our shenanigans and tomfoolery.

May we live up to your name and be worthy of being your humble perverted subjects"

*Cindi walks back to the bar and pours herself a drink*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's this I hear about a pole??

Hi there... Brenin

How are you Trouble ...

Here to save the day! That pole does not meet heth and safety certification! You may need to erect a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh hello hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*starts to feel funny*

*is suddenly possessed by the God of cookies *

*in a booming voice that causes the pink jello to quiver *

THANK YOU CINDI FOR YOUR SACRIFICE. YOUR PARTY WILL BE SUCCESSFUL WITH LOTS OF NEW GUESTS ARRIVING SOON

*collapses to the floor* What just happened?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What just happened ...

You guys never disappoint ...

Holy cow... I think I'm just going to read it again....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh hello hot tub"

Hi there Henry ....

I'm happy too ... happy you are here !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh hello hot tub

Hi there Henry ....

I'm happy too ... happy you are here !!

I'm happy that you're happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh hello hot tub

Hi there Henry ....

I'm happy too ... happy you are here !!

I'm happy that you're happy.

Wanna grab a drink and go be happy in the pool... there's a waterfall

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I need a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh hello hot tub

Hi there Henry ....

I'm happy too ... happy you are here !!

I'm happy that you're happy.

Wanna grab a drink and go be happy in the pool... there's a waterfall

I love waterfalls. Thank you kindly

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By *arriLadMan over a year ago

North West

Someone pass me vodka, I need a drink and a soak after today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bar is open help your self or get cindi to mix you something

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By *arriLadMan over a year ago

North West

I'm feeling a cocktail, What's on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm feeling a cocktail, What's on the menu?"

Don't ask cindi for a long slow screw as you may get more than you bargained for

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Just changed into my PJ's for the daily challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just changed into my PJ's for the daily challenge

I don’t own any

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just changed into my PJ's for the daily challenge

I don’t own any "
I didn't until I have to stay at mum's ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just changed into my PJ's for the daily challenge

I don’t own any I didn't until I have to stay at mum's ..

Then yes they are required

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi walks over to the BBQ and puts a chicken on it and lights the flames*

"Oh hairy God of cookies.

I bow before you and offer this sacrifice in honour of your name.

May your spirit be upon our hot tub party this evening and bless our shenanigans and tomfoolery.

May we live up to your name and be worthy of being your humble perverted subjects"

*Cindi walks back to the bar and pours herself a drink*"

Fanfuckingtastic!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Right, I'm back in ladies & gentlemen.

Is the pole safe to use now? I'm dying to give it a whirl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right, I'm back in ladies & gentlemen.

Is the pole safe to use now? I'm dying to give it a whirl. "

It's not a pole it's a Russian. It was all I could find

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looks like I killed off the party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I killed off the party

Nope Last Woman Standing right here Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right, I'm back in ladies & gentlemen.

Is the pole safe to use now? I'm dying to give it a whirl. "

Hey Red ... let me know how it goes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling a cocktail, What's on the menu?"

Hi sexy.... What ya having ? I will bring it to you in the hot tub... leave room for me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any room in the hot tub for one more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar is open help your self or get cindi to mix you something

WONKO ....I've got it Dearest...

You go take a break... Sorry I've been in and out today....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any room in the hot tub for one more

Always Jack ..

What will it be ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I need a drink

You and me both .... You pour mine and I will pour yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Jack Daniels and please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a brilliant idea x i will pour yours 1st x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't realise that yous were having cocktails x could i have sex on the beach with my jd

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Is anybody watching me on the pole?

I've not fallen off for a while now....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is anybody watching me on the pole?

I've not fallen off for a while now....

Fancy a spin around mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Is anybody watching me on the pole?

I've not fallen off for a while now....

Fancy a spin around mine?

Ooh, I say. Can't wait to spin on your pole, Phoenix

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x"

I love that traditional Polish dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x"

ANYTHING FOR TAFF

He is adorable in those Jammies...

FABBED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x"

You're a natural at it red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x

ANYTHING FOR TAFF

He is adorable in those Jammies...

FABBED

Fabbed it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x

I love that traditional Polish dancing

I'd like to show you my traditional lap dance.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x

ANYTHING FOR TAFF

He is adorable in those Jammies...

FABBED

Thanks gorgeous!!!! Mwah!!!!! Xxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x

ANYTHING FOR TAFF

He is adorable in those Jammies...

FABBED

Fabbed it

Cheers Jack! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x

I love that traditional Polish dancing

I'd like to show you my traditional lap dance.....

And I would lap it up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are welcome to give me a lap dance red x polish or whatever lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Im watching you on the pole red x your doing well x you must have been playing with the pole for years x

Nope, first time today Jack.

But Ive watched a lot of pole dancing....x

I love that traditional Polish dancing

I'd like to show you my traditional lap dance.....

And I would lap it up...

Well traditionally sir, you shouldn't touch. But I'm not that traditional - touch, poke, lick please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, can we all pop over and fab the lovely Taffs pj pic? We're trying to get him to No1 of hot men. He's currently 3rd. X

As you were x

ANYTHING FOR TAFF

He is adorable in those Jammies...

FABBED

Thanks gorgeous!!!! Mwah!!!!! Xxx"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"You are welcome to give me a lap dance red x polish or whatever lol

Well Cindi and I are putting a show in later. Topless. I'm sure I can get Maddie in on it, too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Jack Daniels and please x

Here you go Jack enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks Maddie x

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Hey everyone!!! Fully recovered amd ready to go who’s serving?

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Taunton

I'm back and ready for the tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Maddie is serving

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*sips his Guinness *

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I would like some cocoa actually

or Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ANNOUNCEMENT MY SWEET WONDERFUL FRIENDS LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A BLAST AND THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT ... I'M LEAVING WORK SOON AND THEN A SPECIAL FRIEND AND I WILL BE ARTIVING SHORTLY....

SO JUST A HEADS UP FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE READY AND WAITING TO KEEP OUR LITTLE THREAD THAT COULD GOING SIT BACK AND RELAX TONIGHT.... YOUR HOSTESS HAS THE NEXT THREAD OK...SO FILL UP THOSE DRINKS AND KEEP HAVING A GOOD TIME

WE WILL SEE YOU ALL SOON!!

AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HUMBLE LITTLE HEART... FOR KEEPING EVERTHING GOING WHEN IM NOT THERE....

THIS IS "OUR" THREAD NOT MINE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back and ready for the tub

Be there soon Trouble....wait for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are welcome to give me a lap dance red x polish or whatever lol

Well Cindi and I are putting a show in later. Topless. I'm sure I can get Maddie in on it, too x"

Be there Soon Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a definite i will be there. I will be ringside seat lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's a definite i will be there. I will be ringside seat lol

Awww thanks Jack

You are the BEST!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When does the show commence lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*gets out the defib kit and shocks the party back into life*

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Taunton

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Good morning Sexy Sir

Happy Happy Wed !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*gets out the defib kit and shocks the party back into life*"

Hows my most Favorite Wonko today

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the show commence lol x

Good morning Jack ... sorry think the show got rescheduled.... all us girls were tired ..... this one fell asleep from exhaustion

and Cindi and Red party harder than me !!!

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Taunton

"Morning all

Good morning Sexy Sir

Happy Happy Wed !!!!

I'm ready for my fitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Good morning Sexy Sir

Happy Happy Wed !!!!

I'm ready for my fitting

Then come on ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's all my Girls

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Taunton

"Morning all

Good morning Sexy Sir

Happy Happy Wed !!!!

I'm ready for my fitting

Then come on ....

Mmmmmmm....measure me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey everyone!!! Fully recovered amd ready to go who’s serving?

Hi Beautiful sorry I missed ya last night.... your Bestie was tired!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wookie re enters the party

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

How did we kiss all this..!!?

Where’s our seats..

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

*miss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*miss.

"
well hello _ecky and just my good friends welcome to the best party on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

WOOKIE!!!

WB my man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man"
guess whose back back again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie re enters the party

WOoooooooooooooookie

Good morning

Just time ..

Now the party can continue.... we missed you !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!"
yes I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie re enters the party

WOoooooooooooooookie

Good morning

Just time ..

Now the party can continue.... we missed you !!

"
misses you 2 wifey xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!"

Humbug say it louder for those in the back... whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie re enters the party

WOoooooooooooooookie

Good morning

Just time ..

Now the party can continue.... we missed you !!

misses you 2 wifey xxx"

Xoxo

Are you our real wookie .... you aren't the possessed one are you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!

Humbug say it louder for those in the back... whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

BACKSTREETS BACCCCK ALRIGHT .... OMG HE'S BACK AGAIN.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!

Humbug say it louder for those in the back... whoop whoop

I love you wonko.....

Uhhhh ohhhh be careful..... we got us a fan club don't ya know ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WHERE THE HECK IS MY GIRL CINDI

Ummmmmm wonko do your magic stuff and make her appear....

Pretty please ... I will give you a kiss

Xoxo

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey, I'm back partygoers!

What's been happening? (Reads through the posts before the thread closes) xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

WOOKIE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it as hairy as your front?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Wonko while you're at it please make my.....

JIMMY

BESTIE

MILES

STORMTROOPER

RED

ESMERELDA

SIR OLOVINGMAN

BEAVER

PHONEIX GUY

YA BETTER BE WORKING ON CINDI ALREADY

Mollers

Taff

Private Parts

Fiddles

Just make it everybody ....

Get them all here please

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie re enters the party

WOoooooooooooooookie

Good morning

Just time ..

Now the party can continue.... we missed you !!

misses you 2 wifey xxx

Xoxo

Are you our real wookie .... you aren't the possessed one are you....

"
its me and I'm happy to be back in the tub and this time I brought pasties

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"WOOKIE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it as hairy as your front?

Wonko, Maddie!! Whoop whoop!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE!!!

WB my man guess whose back back again

WOOKIES BACK!!!

Humbug say it louder for those in the back... whoop whoop

"
nice 1 wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Hey Wonko while you're at it please make my.....

JIMMY

BESTIE

MILES

STORMTROOPER

RED

ESMERELDA

SIR OLOVINGMAN

BEAVER

PHONEIX GUY

YA BETTER BE WORKING ON CINDI ALREADY

Mollers

Taff

Private Parts

Fiddles

Just make it everybody ....

Get them all here please

Xoxo

I will see what i can do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Later Alligators this Girls gotta put on her cape and go save the world......see ya all soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WOOKIE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it as hairy as your front?

"
hey red wanna lift again

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Wookie re enters the party

WOoooooooooooooookie

Good morning

Just time ..

Now the party can continue.... we missed you !!

misses you 2 wifey xxx

Xoxo

Are you our real wookie .... you aren't the possessed one are you....

its me and I'm happy to be back in the tub and this time I brought pasties

Oh Wookie! I love you more when you bring me food! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Later Alligators this Girls gotta put on her cape and go save the world......see ya all soon

"
take care wifey xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Hey Wonko while you're at it please make my.....

JIMMY

BESTIE

MILES

STORMTROOPER

RED

ESMERELDA

SIR OLOVINGMAN

BEAVER

PHONEIX GUY

YA BETTER BE WORKING ON CINDI ALREADY

Mollers

Taff

Private Parts

Fiddles

Just make it everybody ....

Get them all here please

Xoxo

I will see what i can do"

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN MY EYES SWEET WONKO.... OHHH AND YOU AREN'T ON THAT LIST BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEAVE ME .... YOURE ALWAYS here

xoxo

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