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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

No thanks I'm not a nice person on vodka

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Hoping I don't get called out to attend any emergencies.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

No thanks I'm not a nice person on vodka "

I'm funny. What's your tipple

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Hoping I don't get called out to attend any emergencies.

Haha normally just fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

No thanks I'm not a nice person on vodka

I'm funny. What's your tipple

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in a bit of a day dream. Roll on tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as you can keep me away from prosecco, vodka is part of my genetic code;-)

I'm alright. Full of ideas today. You?

Mulled wine here.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

No thanks I'm not a nice person on vodka

I'm funny. What's your tipple

Guinness "

Like it with black. Refreshing drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

cheers OP! large glass of red here.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm in a bit of a day dream. Roll on tomorrow "

I'm feeling the same. Hence the vodka

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"As long as you can keep me away from prosecco, vodka is part of my genetic code;-)

I'm alright. Full of ideas today. You?

Mulled wine here. "

Bit of a meh day. Tell me your ideas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was just pondering what to drink. Vodka it is then.

Cheers OP

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

cheers OP! large glass of red here."

Chin chin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I was just pondering what to drink. Vodka it is then.

Cheers OP"

Cheers me dear

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 13/01/21 20:39:12]"

Say it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as you can keep me away from prosecco, vodka is part of my genetic code;-)

I'm alright. Full of ideas today. You?

Mulled wine here.

Bit of a meh day. Tell me your ideas

Just photo ideas.

cheers to a better tomorrow!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"[Removed by poster at 13/01/21 20:39:12]

Say it

I tried, but forgot a famous brand name of cola gets edited here

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?"

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"As long as you can keep me away from prosecco, vodka is part of my genetic code;-)

I'm alright. Full of ideas today. You?

Mulled wine here.

Bit of a meh day. Tell me your ideas

Just photo ideas.

cheers to a better tomorrow!"

Oh can't wait to see them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a white wine earlier straight from the freezer. It was quite nice, I’m not normally a white wine drinker

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 13/01/21 20:39:12]

Say it

I tried, but forgot a famous brand name of cola gets edited here"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m looking for a specific sofa..2 seater, black velvet Chesterfield. Can I hell as find what I’m looking for!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I had a white wine earlier straight from the freezer. It was quite nice, I’m not normally a white wine drinker "

I love blossom hill crisp and fruity. White. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a white wine earlier straight from the freezer. It was quite nice, I’m not normally a white wine drinker "

white wine (ice cold riesling ideally) is lovely sat by a beach in the boiling sun with a nice bowl of mussels... I struggle with it otherwise!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ..."

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I’m looking for a specific sofa..2 seater, black velvet Chesterfield. Can I hell as find what I’m looking for! "

Chesterfield are the best though. Fingers crossed you find one DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m looking for a specific sofa..2 seater, black velvet Chesterfield. Can I hell as find what I’m looking for!

Chesterfield are the best though. Fingers crossed you find one DC

Thank you!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x"

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol "

Sorry I'll have one for you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one"

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

Glass of water when you get to the bottom of the bottle and you’ll be fine

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

Glass of water when you get to the bottom of the bottle and you’ll be fine

Don't like the taste either

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have milk and cookies instead?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)"

Oh loved him. Bring it on

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Can I have milk and cookies instead? "

Sweetheart you can have what ever your heart desires. Look at me being nice

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I'm in a Cosmopolitan mood. Vodka cock-tails it is

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips"

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Now I'm in a Cosmopolitan mood. Vodka cock-tails it is

Vodka in anything is good. Do love a cocktail though. Cheers

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

Glass of water when you get to the bottom of the bottle and you’ll be fine

Don't like the taste either

Hmmm okay so I will have to do some shopping then :-

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

Glass of water when you get to the bottom of the bottle and you’ll be fine

Don't like the taste either

Hmmm okay so I will have to do some shopping then :-

I'm a Stella girl too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a J2o guy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though "

you sure your working

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm a J2o guy

I am too with vodka in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m looking for a specific sofa..2 seater, black velvet Chesterfield. Can I hell as find what I’m looking for! "

That's quite a big thing to have misplaced

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working "

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glass of Shiraz is going down just fine after a hectic day.

Cheers to you all x

Not a red wine person. Headache after. Cheers

Glass of water when you get to the bottom of the bottle and you’ll be fine

Don't like the taste either

Hmmm okay so I will have to do some shopping then :-

I'm a Stella girl too

Is that self praise ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

It's grrreat

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha "

I'm a dreamer

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Ive still got a full bottle of advocaat unopened that I bought before xmas.

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By *olidOak85Couple over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'm very meh so no alcohol for me, gone to bed ready for a new day tomorrow! Enjoy your vodka! X

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Ive still got a full bottle of advocaat unopened that I bought before xmas."

That's wrong stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm very meh so no alcohol for me, gone to bed ready for a new day tomorrow! Enjoy your vodka! X"

I was meh hence the vodka. Smiling now. Night lovely

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

It's grrreat

Bowl of Frosties with the vodka then?

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Ive still got a full bottle of advocaat unopened that I bought before xmas.

That's wrong stuff

Still has vodka in it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour "

I'd frighten the shit out of you

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

But I don't drink alcohol could I just have a nice cold water

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

It's grrreat

Bowl of Frosties with the vodka then?

see what you did there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

It's grrreat

Bowl of Frosties with the vodka then?

see what you did there "

Will the youngsters?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Ive still got a full bottle of advocaat unopened that I bought before xmas.

That's wrong stuff

Still has vodka in it

The colour though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not keen on many vodka drinks. JD or rum is my tipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like vodka

..what else you got

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

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"But I don't drink alcohol could I just have a nice cold water

"
didn't have you as a tee totaler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pink gin and tonic as had a bad few days... Box of tissues was needed but all ok now...

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Hello there.

I've just ordered some sexy underwear and a new toy. Not sure when I will get to show off my new underwear but it will be there ready for when I can meet up with sexy friends again.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"With a splash of cola please ... a tricky week to honest ... but we will get through it.

How about you Op?

I was on form yesterday. Today pfff. Passed the vodka

We could easily finish this bottle ... I'll get the black label ...

Hard stuff you trying to get me pissed

Depends ... will it get me anywhere?

You charmer. I've been known to do stupid things when pissed

Fancy a large one

Aye what not. I'm feeling in a naughty mood

Oh ... ding dong (in best Leslie Philips voice)

Oh loved him. Bring it on

The youngsters are now Googling Leslie Philips

Made me snort. Hoy not that old

Me either ... life has just begun ... another vodka?

Keep them coming. I'm enjoying life more in my 50's

Oh yes ... me too

It's grrreat

Bowl of Frosties with the vodka then?

see what you did there

Will the youngsters?

Probably not. In joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I don’t like vodka

..what else you got

JD gin

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm not keen on many vodka drinks. JD or rum is my tipple"

Have a glass then. I'm not offering. I don't share my vodka

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"A pink gin and tonic as had a bad few days... Box of tissues was needed but all ok now... "

Oh sorry to hear. Hope things get better. Chin chin lovely

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Ive still got a full bottle of advocaat unopened that I bought before xmas.

That's wrong stuff

Still has vodka in it

The colour though

Im not complaining

I could borrow some of yours pour a little into your belly button and suck it up from there instead

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello there.

I've just ordered some sexy underwear and a new toy. Not sure when I will get to show off my new underwear but it will be there ready for when I can meet up with sexy friends again."

Lucky you. Nice to treat yourself. Enjoy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked "

You ever been locked up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pink gin and tonic as had a bad few days... Box of tissues was needed but all ok now...

Oh sorry to hear. Hope things get better. Chin chin lovely

Thank you fingers crossed tomorrow gets better.

Enjoy your evening x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"A pink gin and tonic as had a bad few days... Box of tissues was needed but all ok now...

Oh sorry to hear. Hope things get better. Chin chin lovely

Thank you fingers crossed tomorrow gets better.

Enjoy your evening x"

Thanks lovely

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Hello there.

I've just ordered some sexy underwear and a new toy. Not sure when I will get to show off my new underwear but it will be there ready for when I can meet up with sexy friends again.

Lucky you. Nice to treat yourself. Enjoy

I haven't bought myself anything for absolutely ages,feeling stressed and uuurgh so bought it as a 'pick me up'.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello there.

I've just ordered some sexy underwear and a new toy. Not sure when I will get to show off my new underwear but it will be there ready for when I can meet up with sexy friends again.

Lucky you. Nice to treat yourself. Enjoy

I haven't bought myself anything for absolutely ages,feeling stressed and uuurgh so bought it as a 'pick me up'."

Think it will more than pick you up

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions "

I'm innocent

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Cheers Scarlet raise my pint of real ale to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Cheers Scarlet raise my pint of real ale to you

Now that's a man drink. Cheers

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha "

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Sorry not on a school night

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Sorry not on a school night"

Pencil me in for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha "

That escalated quickly....

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

Nah I don't drink enough for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a coffee for me, Mr KC has gone to rustle one up for me

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

That escalated quickly....

No comment

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Just a coffee for me, Mr KC has gone to rustle one up for me

It was a toss up between coffee or vodka. Cheers

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

Nah I don't drink enough for that

Ohh ok let you off then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a coffee for me, Mr KC has gone to rustle one up for me

It was a toss up between coffee or vodka. Cheers

I wonder if combining the two is advisable?!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

Nah I don't drink enough for that

Ohh ok let you off then

You believe what I tell you

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Just a coffee for me, Mr KC has gone to rustle one up for me

It was a toss up between coffee or vodka. Cheers

I wonder if combining the two is advisable?!

No whiskey is lush in coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate vid cam wanks, it's boring to me haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll stick with my tea if that's ok. We're forecast snow overnight so I may not be able to get the kids to school or go to work, so home-schooling is on my mind...

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

No just having a social drink with friends. In normal times Wednesday would be my pub night don't see why i can't have it at home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

I'll have the cream of sumyounguy please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

I'll have the cream of sumyounguy please

CINDY

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?"

I have it in my cereal

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I hate vid cam wanks, it's boring to me haha "

Have a drink and chill then

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll stick with my tea if that's ok. We're forecast snow overnight so I may not be able to get the kids to school or go to work, so home-schooling is on my mind..."

I love my tea. Have a lovely night Nell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Past couple months have been the most brutal in my life so far. Couple deaths in the family and breaking up a great FWB relationship I had. I come on here to distract myself from it all. But hey, life goes on x

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

I have plenty off vodka wanna get d*unk together

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

No just having a social drink with friends. In normal times Wednesday would be my pub night don't see why i can't have it at home

My pub night too. I work Wednesday nights in a pub

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

I'll have the cream of sumyounguy please

I'm not googling it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

I have plenty off vodka wanna get d*unk together "

Martinis with apple sour and vodka

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Would much prefer vodka to a lemsip drink haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll stick with my tea if that's ok. We're forecast snow overnight so I may not be able to get the kids to school or go to work, so home-schooling is on my mind...

I love my tea. Have a lovely night Nell

Thank you, Lovely

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x"

Trust me don't go there. I have a cellar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

I'll have the cream of sumyounguy please

I'm not googling it

You don't need to, just read it carefully

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Ely

Will diet c0ke do instead.

It's all i have.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Past couple months have been the most brutal in my life so far. Couple deaths in the family and breaking up a great FWB relationship I had. I come on here to distract myself from it all. But hey, life goes on x"

Sorry to hear. Hope it gets better for you. Distraction is so good these days

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

I have plenty off vodka wanna get d*unk together "

All day long

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m looking for a specific sofa..2 seater, black velvet Chesterfield. Can I hell as find what I’m looking for!

That's quite a big thing to have misplaced

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"And join me in a much needed vodka. How's everyone tonight. Tell me what's on your mind

Would much prefer vodka to a lemsip drink haha "

Aw hugs. You snotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry to hear. Hope it gets better for you. Distraction is so good these days

The next chapter should be fun. Gym and tonic.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll stick with my tea if that's ok. We're forecast snow overnight so I may not be able to get the kids to school or go to work, so home-schooling is on my mind...

I love my tea. Have a lovely night Nell

Thank you, Lovely

My daughter is pulling her hair out with home schooling. I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill swap the vody for a baileys

On my mind... well right at this moment im thinking about sausahes

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is this a private shindig or can anyone join

Get your arse in here. What you drinking

I'll have the cream of sumyounguy please

I'm not googling it

You don't need to, just read it carefully

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x

Trust me don't go there. I have a cellar

Ohh really well as long as you join me down there while your tide to something haha never played in a celler only live once

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Will diet c0ke do instead.

It's all i have.

Of course. Cheers

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

Sorry to hear. Hope it gets better for you. Distraction is so good these days

The next chapter should be fun. Gym and tonic. "

Was that gin

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

No just having a social drink with friends. In normal times Wednesday would be my pub night don't see why i can't have it at home

My pub night too. I work Wednesday nights in a pub

Would love to pop in one Wednesday to sink a few

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x

Trust me don't go there. I have a cellar

Ohh really well as long as you join me down there while your tide to something haha never played in a celler only live once "

Who said your playing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Sounds lush. Need to try it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hay is this alcoholics anonymous or something

No just having a social drink with friends. In normal times Wednesday would be my pub night don't see why i can't have it at home

My pub night too. I work Wednesday nights in a pub

Would love to pop in one Wednesday to sink a few

It's become a Wednesday night club. I'm the entertainment. Gib on legs

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Ill swap the vody for a baileys

On my mind... well right at this moment im thinking about sausahes

I love Bailey's . Sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x

Trust me don't go there. I have a cellar

Ohh really well as long as you join me down there while your tide to something haha never played in a celler only live once

Who said your playing

Ohh really well you could always tell me what You plan to do I'm sure we can figure out a plan or message me private but that your choice.

Love to live on the edge

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

The lucky Irishman

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll have some .

10 Litres please today so I can just sleep

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I could but I'm on duty lol

Sorry I'll have one for you

Do do that love to tag team the bottle though

you sure your working

Yes most definitely but a man can dream haha

I'm a dreamer

Well then let's dream together plenty vodka and bad behaviour

I'd frighten the shit out of you

Ohh and how would u manage that Im not easily shocked

You ever been locked up

Yes by the police haha however I think u have other devious thoughts but I'm open to suggestions

I'm innocent

Ohh yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one we'll OK be innocent but I'm far from it so u can be the one locked up with a vodka hamster feeder haha

Wtf your quite scary. Down boy

Haha scarey really hehe well evertime I look for your response I just look fir a photo of a great ass.

Ohh that's a shame I thought we were getting warmed up x

Trust me don't go there. I have a cellar

Ohh really well as long as you join me down there while your tide to something haha never played in a celler only live once

Who said your playing

Ohh really well you could always tell me what You plan to do I'm sure we can figure out a plan or message me private but that your choice.

Love to live on the edge "

To be continued

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll have some .

10 Litres please today so I can just sleep

Feck off I'm not sharing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

The lucky Irishman

Can drink like the Irish up Yorkshire haha

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

The lucky Irishman

Can drink like the Irish up Yorkshire haha

Yorkshire lass here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll have some .

10 Litres please today so I can just sleep

Feck off I'm not sharing

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll have some .

10 Litres please today so I can just sleep

Feck off I'm not sharing

Oh ok you can have one. I'm being nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

The lucky Irishman

Can drink like the Irish up Yorkshire haha

Yorkshire lass here

am down Leeds

ghost town at minute lol

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

I have cracked the 2nd bottle open

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Does anyone drink baileys in coffee or with anything else?

I have it in my cereal

Are you being serious

No I’m joking

a baileys hot chocolate is yummy

Baileys and whisky shots used to go down a treat

The lucky Irishman

Can drink like the Irish up Yorkshire haha

Yorkshire lass here

am down Leeds

ghost town at minute lol "

I'm next door. It's the town with no name

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I have cracked the 2nd bottle open

Good for you. I'm on my 3 rs

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By *avhonaWoman over a year ago

Away with the faeries

...cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see...

And my sound's laid down by the underground

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"...cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see...

And my sound's laid down by the underground "

You singing my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I’d love a nice glass of cognac right now . I’m stuck in a hotel somewhere in Scotland away on a work trip , with nothing but an early night and and early wake up to look forward to

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have cracked the 2nd bottle open

Good for you. I'm on my 3 rs

Cheers me dears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see...

And my sound's laid down by the underground

You singing my lovely

What's a party without some sing song thrown in

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh I’d love a nice glass of cognac right now . I’m stuck in a hotel somewhere in Scotland away on a work trip , with nothing but an early night and and early wake up to look forward to

Have a posh one here. It is lovely though. Cheers mucker

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I have cracked the 2nd bottle open

Good for you. I'm on my 3 rs

Cheers me dears

Willy Willy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"...cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see...

And my sound's laid down by the underground

You singing my lovely

What's a party without some sing song thrown in

I know. Loving it

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Too true all together now

I've been through the desert

On a horse with no name

It felt good to be out of the rain

In the desert, you can remember your name

'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

La, la, la, la, la, la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill swap the vody for a baileys

On my mind... well right at this moment im thinking about sausahes

I love Bailey's . Sausages

Bangin!

Yeh i forgot to buy them earlier...

i have morning cobs but no sausages

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

On a Wednesday??

How renegade of you

I have cherry Capri Sun

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have cracked the 2nd bottle open

Good for you. I'm on my 3 rs

Cheers me dears

Willy Willy

Dilly Dilly lol

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