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over a year ago
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"I ain't got a door on my bedroom at the moment. Needs shaving at the bottom since my carpet got fitted "
Id shave it for you  . Oh sorry i saw pussy instead of door  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We sleep with the bedroom door, window and curtains open, no ghosts or demons just fresh air.
Her x"
Windows open and the cast of bugs life come in along with the monsters |
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Ours is usually ajar. Need some air circulation otherwise it gets too stuffy plus necessary access for emergency parental jobs in the night time (usually involves a spectre turning up and claiming various things that result in an extra bedfellow  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about weirdos who sleep with a leg or an arm out of the bed?!?! Do they not know there could be a fox under the bed waiting to bite them?!  "
My weirdo trys to sleep with her leg hanging out of my side of the bed. Apparently there's plenty of room for me - assuming I cut myself into two triangles.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What about weirdos who sleep with a leg or an arm out of the bed?!?! Do they not know there could be a fox under the bed waiting to bite them?! "
Makes me shiver thinking about over hanging limbs  |
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"What about weirdos who sleep with a leg or an arm out of the bed?!?! Do they not know there could be a fox under the bed waiting to bite them?!
Makes me shiver thinking about over hanging limbs "
I have to stick my left leg out. Can't tolerate the covers on it due to nerve injury |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to see a woman who had mirrors on her walls/wardrobes and ceiling.
Amazing when in the heat of the moment.
But ffs surely everyone is aware demons come out of mirrors on the middle of the night and stick pointy things in you.
I stayed overnight once.
Didnt sleep a wink.
Which is why im still alive and have my soul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about weirdos who sleep with a leg or an arm out of the bed?!?! Do they not know there could be a fox under the bed waiting to bite them?!
Makes me shiver thinking about over hanging limbs "
It used to for me, but then I became friends with the ghosts and they don't bother touching me now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to see a woman who had mirrors on her walls/wardrobes and ceiling.
Amazing when in the heat of the moment.
But ffs surely everyone is aware demons come out of mirrors on the middle of the night and stick pointy things in you.
I stayed overnight once.
Didnt sleep a wink.
Which is why im still alive and have my soul "
I hope you never returned to the hell house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who sleep with the door open are cut from a different cloth. Asking for a ghost/demon to come slam it. Nutters.
What is your preference? "
Door open, welcome anyone or any thing that wants to disturb my sleep you’ve been warned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the wardrobe monsters you should worry about  "
Nope in the infamous words of Peter Kay, its the burglars climbing through the window that you need to worry about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the wardrobe monsters you should worry about
Nope in the infamous words of Peter Kay, its the burglars climbing through the window that you need to worry about. "
Yeah, I can imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every door closed.... the joys of being in a previous relationship with a fireman....
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Did he bring his hose home too aswell as his fire safety habits..?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm learning so much tonight! I didn't know this was a thing either.
Door and windows open, legs out of covers, mirrors exposed...clearly the demons just don't want me! |
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"I'm learning so much tonight! I didn't know this was a thing either.
Door and windows open, legs out of covers, mirrors exposed...clearly the demons just don't want me! "
Would you settle for Chunky???  |
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Door closed. My walls are wafer thin and I'm generally quite noisy, so I like to think closing the door is a tiny bit of help to my neighbours.
The effect may be undermined slightly by the 1" gap in the glass panel above the door, but I don't dwell on that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm learning so much tonight! I didn't know this was a thing either.
Door and windows open, legs out of covers, mirrors exposed...clearly the demons just don't want me!
Would you settle for Chunky??? "
So I'd be Bride of Chunky? I could get on board with that |
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"I'm learning so much tonight! I didn't know this was a thing either.
Door and windows open, legs out of covers, mirrors exposed...clearly the demons just don't want me!
Would you settle for Chunky???
So I'd be Bride of Chunky? I could get on board with that "
Crikey - can we have dinner first - before we talk about marriage?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Door doesn't matter but covers need to be tucked tight into my neck. Keeps the snakes out!"
This is true. I have heard this ! Please keep all arms and legs inside the bed covers at all times please |
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