It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man.
'Poor old beggar' thought the gentleman,so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught today then?'
'You're the eighth.’ |
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"It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man.
'Poor old beggar' thought the gentleman,so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught today then?'
'You're the eighth.’"
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I met a Chinese girl when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, my friend interpreted it for me & told me what she really said: 666136429 |
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"I met a Chinese girl when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, my friend interpreted it for me & told me what she really said: 666136429"
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A man says to his wife, I had a wet dream about you yesterday, she say I'm interested tell me more. He says yeah it involved rubbing and metal, she goes oooh getting a little excited tell me more, he says u got hit but a bus, I couldn't stop pissing myself laughing! |
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