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How would you seduce the profile above
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"With a Ken Barlow and a pack of KP "Offer my back doors | |||
"With a Ken Barlow and a pack of KP
Offer my back doors"Cake and cream and a foot rub | |||
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"Tea and biscuits x " Challenge him to a paint fight! | |||
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"Cake "Champagne and strawberries | |||
"Cake
Champagne and strawberries "Kiss on you neck and a firm ass grab | |||
"Cake
Champagne and strawberries
Kiss on you neck and a firm ass grab "Dress up and strip tease | |||
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"Sing her a song" I’d show him my minge! If that fails I’ll ‘cuff him and snog him! I’m a huge fan of subtle seduction techniques! | |||
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"Yoghurt and a gun. " Custard and great music | |||
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"Yoghurt and a gun. "  | |||
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"Cake "Lap dance & ice cream | |||
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"Cake "OMG .....you’ve got me! | |||
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"I’d turn my trouser pockets inside out and ask if they want to see my elephant impression " Show him my boobs | |||
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"I’d turn my trouser pockets inside out and ask if they want to see my elephant impression Show him my boobs "Buy her some cookies  | |||
"Hob nob and a brew???" Mmmmm let me think about that.. | |||
"Hob nob and a brew???" I offer you a heavenly soap bath of earth  | |||
"Hob nob and a brew???" A back massage in the bath | |||
"Hob nob and a brew??? A back massage in the bath "definitely a head rub | |||
"I’d turn my trouser pockets inside out and ask if they want to see my elephant impression Show him my boobs
Buy her some cookies "Choc chip ones please | |||
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"I’d turn my trouser pockets inside out and ask if they want to see my elephant impression Show him my boobs
Buy her some cookies
Choc chip ones please "Slowly pour a glass of milk for said cookies | |||
"I’d turn my trouser pockets inside out and ask if they want to see my elephant impression Show him my boobs
Buy her some cookies
Choc chip ones please "Ofcourse always | |||
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"A massage and jaffa cakes "I'll bring the Jaffa cakes, you massage ME | |||
"A massage and jaffa cakes
I'll bring the Jaffa cakes, you massage ME "Wave his giant Jaffa Cakes at her.. | |||
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"caramel cake and a massage "Offer to wash his willy sock! | |||
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"Sorry, I wouldn’t " I would take him to a bar for a pint. Not sure he would like me to seduce me. | |||
"Sorry, I wouldn’t I would take him to a bar for a pint. Not sure he would like me to seduce me." Yep a pint is fine, seducing me isn’t haha | |||
"Sorry, I wouldn’t I would take him to a bar for a pint. Not sure he would like me to seduce me. Yep a pint is fine, seducing me isn’t haha" Thats cool. | |||
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" "I’d offer to pull his foreskin back for him. Makes for a much nicer picture! | |||
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I’d offer to pull his foreskin back for him. Makes for a much nicer picture! "Perfect place stairs just stay there bent over | |||
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I’d offer to pull his foreskin back for him. Makes for a much nicer picture! "I wish I knew as I have tried to be subtle in the past and failed.  but one day maybe I will strike gold. | |||
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I’d offer to pull his foreskin back for him. Makes for a much nicer picture!
I wish I knew as I have tried to be subtle in the past and failed. but one day maybe I will strike gold. "PM’d you! | |||
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I’d offer to pull his foreskin back for him. Makes for a much nicer picture!
I wish I knew as I have tried to be subtle in the past and failed. but one day maybe I will strike gold.
PM’d you! "I’d install a hot/cold tap haha | |||
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"I’d just shake a bargain bucket of kfc until I got their attention. Then I have another bargain bucket for them "Ask her if she wants to be best friends and invite her to the Catalina fucking wine mixer | |||
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"Homemade chocolate mouse" Show him my faucet! | |||
"Homemade chocolate mouse Show him my faucet! " | |||
