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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would you let me fuck your bum?

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

"Would you let me fuck your bum?"

Funny and romantic

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Yes but no eye contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Funny and romantic "

F&B has rubbed off on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes but no eye contact

I'd concentrate on your bum.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

Only if you let me fuck yours first.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Only on a Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I would point you towards specsavers

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok. Apparently I'm easy to snare.

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

If I can have your T-shirt after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only if you let me fuck yours first."

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only on a Wednesday "

I'll see you on the 23rd of June.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All day long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. I would point you towards specsavers "

I could do with some new glasses. And I could do with some anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok. Apparently I'm easy to snare."

You're not so posh.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

No Jim, you're a Ken doll to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emmm ok go on then

mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I can have your T-shirt after."

The trophy will be yours, champ.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, no I would not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All day long..."

You're very considerate. You know I'm busy at nights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No Jim, you're a Ken doll to me.

I'll be your plastic toy.

I've got a Ken doll. He's wearing shorts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Emmm ok go on then

mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL

Whatever ever floats your poop deck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, no I would not

It was worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them

I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?"

In all honesty, probably

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them

I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire."

You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, no I would not

It was worth a try."

If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

Erect, my poop Shute is for just that purpose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

In all honesty, probably

Sweet. I was hoping you'd see this thread. And I hoped that you would say probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them

I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire.

You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please.

I'll have to get myself a comp-ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Emmm ok go on then

mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL

Whatever ever floats your poop deck."

Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, no I would not

It was worth a try.

If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?"

You know I would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

In all honesty, probably

Sweet. I was hoping you'd see this thread. And I hoped that you would say probably."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might consider it Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No.

Erect, my poop Shute is for just that purpose.

Fair do's. Butt if you change your mind, you'll find me in a field in Hampshire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them

I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire.

You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please.

I'll have to get myself a comp-ass."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Emmm ok go on then

mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL

Whatever ever floats your poop deck.

Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol "

We could do it outside Shrewsbury library in front of Charles Darwin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might consider it Jimbo

Take your time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, no I would not

It was worth a try.

If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?

You know I would."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, no I would not

It was worth a try.

If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?

You know I would.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would you let me fuck your bum?"
I thought you said ‘your mum’

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me fuck your bum?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say bum?

Mutual bumming is now on my sex bucket list

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/F5N6vrPEr6o bellamy brothers, "if i said etc.etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’ "

She's getting jabbed on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Emmm ok go on then

mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL

Whatever ever floats your poop deck.

Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol

We could do it outside Shrewsbury library in front of Charles Darwin."

Deal your on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes "

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone say bum?

Mutual bumming is now on my sex bucket list

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/F5N6vrPEr6o bellamy brothers, "if i said etc.etc. "

Would we make sweet music together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?"

I don't know.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?

I don't know."

Find out then or its closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?

I don't know.

Find out then or its closed "

This is only the 55th post.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’

She's getting jabbed on Friday."
with a small prick?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?

I don't know.

Find out then or its closed

This is only the 55th post."

My bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’

She's getting jabbed on Friday. with a small prick? "

I think so, but I don't know all the details.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me fuck your bum?

Yes

When?

I don't know.

Find out then or its closed

This is only the 55th post.

My bum "

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd be lucky to find my bum as you obviously need glasses if that's what you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'd be lucky to find my bum as you obviously need glasses if that's what you think

I'll have a compass soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Are you doing a long run up Jim

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum? "

He said no but you can Rim him x

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’

She's getting jabbed on Friday. with a small prick?

I think so, but I don't know all the details."
you should ask. It’s healthy to show an interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes

Yes is what I wanted to read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first. "

It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes

Are you doing a long run up Jim

That's the foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first.

It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead."

Oh Jim you know the way to my anus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum?

He said no but you can Rim him x"

He's a cheeky boy. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum?

He said no but you can Rim him x

He's a cheeky boy. x"

Very xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Are you doing a long run up Jim

That's the foreplay."

Oofftt it's twitching already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes

Are you doing a long run up Jim

That's the foreplay.

Oofftt it's twitching already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first.

It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead.

Oh Jim you know the way to my anus.

I'm an anus man, baby.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me suck your bum?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you let me suck your bum?

Ok"

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes"

This is music to my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Absolutely Jim

This is music to my penis.

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By *konCouple over a year ago

cardiff

Would you help me bury it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you help me bury it ?"

I dig.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you let me fuck your bum?"

Again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yepp, probably

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

For you Jim, anything

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah

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