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"Would you let me fuck your bum?" Funny and romantic | |||
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"Would you let me fuck your bum? Funny and romantic " F&B has rubbed off on me. | |||
"Yes but no eye contact "I'd concentrate on your bum. | |||
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"Only if you let me fuck yours first." Deal! | |||
"Only on a Wednesday " I'll see you on the 23rd of June. | |||
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"No. I would point you towards specsavers " I could do with some new glasses. And I could do with some anal sex. | |||
"Ok. Apparently I'm easy to snare." You're not so posh. | |||
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 mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL  | |||
"If I can have your T-shirt after." The trophy will be yours, champ. | |||
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"All day long..." You're very considerate. You know I'm busy at nights. | |||
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"No Jim, you're a Ken doll to me. "I'll be your plastic toy. I've got a Ken doll. He's wearing shorts. | |||
"Emmm ok go on then mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL "Whatever ever floats your poop deck. | |||
"No, no I would not "It was worth a try. | |||
"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them "I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum?" In all honesty, probably | |||
"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them
I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire."You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please.  | |||
"No, no I would not
It was worth a try."If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock? | |||
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"Would you let me fuck your bum? In all honesty, probably "Sweet. I was hoping you'd see this thread. And I hoped that you would say probably. | |||
"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them
I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire.
You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please."I'll have to get myself a comp-ass. | |||
"Emmm ok go on then mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL
Whatever ever floats your poop deck."Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol | |||
"No, no I would not
It was worth a try.
If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?"You know I would. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? In all honesty, probably
Sweet. I was hoping you'd see this thread. And I hoped that you would say probably." | |||
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"No. Erect, my poop Shute is for just that purpose. " Fair do's. Butt if you change your mind, you'll find me in a field in Hampshire. | |||
"I would say you are wearing your night vision goggles. And should remove them
I left them somewhere in a field in Hampshire.
You are lost. 60 to 80 miles North please.
I'll have to get myself a comp-ass." | |||
"Emmm ok go on then mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL
Whatever ever floats your poop deck.
Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol "We could do it outside Shrewsbury library in front of Charles Darwin. | |||
"I might consider it Jimbo "Take your time. | |||
"No, no I would not
It was worth a try.
If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?
You know I would." | |||
"No, no I would not
It was worth a try.
If I mentioned fishcakes would you let me fuck your bum with my joking cock?
You know I would.
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"Would you let me fuck your bum?" I thought you said ‘your mum’ | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum?" Yes | |||
Mutual bumming is now on my sex bucket list | |||
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"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’ " She's getting jabbed on Friday. | |||
"Emmm ok go on then mmm are we doing this in the public view or as we taken it to the bed room LPL
Whatever ever floats your poop deck.
Public will do ha ha I have no shame ha ha up on the desk waiting lol
We could do it outside Shrewsbury library in front of Charles Darwin."Deal your on lol | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes " | |||
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"Did someone say bum?
Mutual bumming is now on my sex bucket list " | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes "When? | |||
"https://youtu.be/F5N6vrPEr6o bellamy brothers, "if i said etc.etc. " Would we make sweet music together? | |||
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"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes
When?"I don't know. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes
When?
I don't know."Find out then or its closed | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes
When?
I don't know.
Find out then or its closed "This is only the 55th post. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’ She's getting jabbed on Friday." with a small prick? | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes
When?
I don't know.
Find out then or its closed
This is only the 55th post."My bum | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’ She's getting jabbed on Friday. with a small prick? " I think so, but I don't know all the details. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? Yes
When?
I don't know.
Find out then or its closed
This is only the 55th post.
My bum "Oh. | |||
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"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum? | |||
"You'd be lucky to find my bum as you obviously need glasses if that's what you think "I'll have a compass soon. | |||
"Yes "Are you doing a long run up Jim | |||
"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum? "He said no but you can Rim him x | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum? I thought you said ‘your mum’ She's getting jabbed on Friday. with a small prick? I think so, but I don't know all the details." you should ask. It’s healthy to show an interest. | |||
"Yes "Yes is what I wanted to read. | |||
"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first. " It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead. | |||
"Yes
Are you doing a long run up Jim " That's the foreplay. | |||
"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first. It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead." Oh Jim you know the way to my anus.
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"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum?
He said no but you can Rim him x"He's a cheeky boy. x | |||
"Gooood Evening Jim sorry no I wouldn’t
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Thanks for playing If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Let me Fuck Your Bum?
He said no but you can Rim him x
He's a cheeky boy. x"Very xx | |||
"Yes
Are you doing a long run up Jim
That's the foreplay."Oofftt it's twitching already | |||
"Yes
Are you doing a long run up Jim
That's the foreplay.
Oofftt it's twitching already " | |||
"Yes. I'd love that but please prepare me with a freshly sharpened brown pencil first. It'll be sharp, shaved and full of brown lead. Oh Jim you know the way to my anus.
"I'm an anus man, baby. | |||
"Would you let me suck your bum?" Ok | |||
"Would you let me suck your bum? Ok"  | |||
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"Yes" This is music to my eyes. | |||
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"Absolutely Jim "This is music to my penis. | |||
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"Would you help me bury it ?" I dig. | |||
"Would you let me fuck your bum?" Again | |||
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