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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...stick em in here.
I was telling my mate how my sex life is like a 100 metre final.
"Over in less than ten seconds?" he laughed.
"No," I replied. "I do it with seven big black men."
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Me and the wife went to see the Olympic gymnastics earlier.
"Look at all these empty seats around us!" I said. "Its dreadful".
"Well, if you stopped masturbating, they might come back" she replied.  |
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