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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ?"
I've only known one not to bother. Most have been sparkly clean etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No just basic hygiene would be good "
What’s this basic hygiene you talk of and where would I find such a thing pray tell, me and the fellas are curious ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?"
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic  . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!"
It is but balls get stale
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol |
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!"
The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.
I know what a French horn is. I don't play one. |
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"Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ?"
Thankfully I've never encountered anyone like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "
Was that to me? I wasn’t being bitchy I was just wondering if that’s what you meant as it could have read that way. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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You drew the short end of the stick and got 3 soapy bastards to breathe the same air as 
Have you tried running them baths and putting Radox bubbles and rubber duckies in to coax them into bathing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "
Op, if you click reply and quote, we will know who you’re referring to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!
The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.
I know what a French horn is. I don't play one."
Maybe not the type of blowing you are in to  |
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!
The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.
I know what a French horn is. I don't play one.
Maybe not the type of blowing you are in to "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had an issue, but for awhile I'd run into male profiles saying "I know what soap is".
Do you? Can you also wipe your own nose? Would you like a gold star?
I know. It makes me laugh when they put on their profile that they’re clean and hygienic . I wouldn’t even think of putting that. Surely it’s standard!
The thing that gets me is that saying they know what soap is doesn't mean they use it.
I know what a French horn is. I don't play one."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so  "
I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Certainly not me I don’t let myself slip I keep myself looking and smelling fresh always
photographic and video evidence available ladies if ya interested  "
Awww you  haha thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I bet you have come across fishy pussys cos as said but should not have just said men !some people just don,t have basic daily hygiene lol I know we're in lockdown but come on !no wonder people are having to be told to do basics and wash there hands ! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so
I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap. "
Bad case of BV |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I work in food industry so wash my hands about 50 times a day and that was before lockdowns so normal for me lol and people forget to wash hands lol really that's how basic it is lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You drew the short end of the stick and got 3 soapy bastards to breathe the same air as
Have you tried running them baths and putting Radox bubbles and rubber duckies in to coax them into bathing?"
lol |
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"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too. "
We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests. |
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"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too.
We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests. "
I bet you have a quick splash in the dip in summer too to cut the risk of blow strike don’t ya.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not saying all but since lockdown and being a keyworker I,ve had to move in a shared house with 3blokes and it's not been pleasant lol
Move out."
yes if only that simple lol I have to be close to work while in lockdown but thanks for advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven’t had an issue with men’s hygiene  ?"
Me neither - luckily!
Not with men I've met for sex anyway.
In working situations there have been a few men with questionable hygiene 
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"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol "
I’m sure men on meets are on their best behaviour .... I had a house share at uni and the blokes were rank unless they had a date so I know what you mean OP. |
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"I have a damn good wash with soap, a flannel and a bowl of tepid water on the first Sunday of every month, whether I need it or not. So it’s clearly not me that the OP can be referring too.
We just tag on after we’ve washed tups faces before taking them for sale. It saves water and keeps the good flannels for when we have guests.
I bet you have a quick splash in the dip in summer too to cut the risk of blow strike don’t ya. "
And Battles Maggot Oil instead of channel no.5 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not on about first meets I,m on about daily hygiene and that dosn,t also mean you have to be clean shaven !sure you all understand really without turning it into a bitch fight lol
I’m sure men on meets are on their best behaviour .... I had a house share at uni and the blokes were rank unless they had a date so I know what you mean OP. "
yes finally someone that knows what I,m going on about lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t had an issue with men’s hygiene ?
Me neither - luckily!
Not with men I've met for sex anyway.
In working situations there have been a few men with questionable hygiene well there we go on meets there going to put some body areasol on lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its a lockdown ... alot of things that were once daily get stretched out across the week now
dont worry when scotland get dates for freedom ill get back into habits that make sure im not letting the women’s side down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so
I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap.
Bad case of BV "
Nope lexi just a strong smell of piss. There is a difference between a fishy pissy smell and BV. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes i encountered a filthy pig... head in the sky thinking his looks alone is enough... er don't think so
I met a few fishy women in my time also, its not just men who are dirty. There is pussy smell which is lovely and then there is tuna which had me getting away from her asap. "
i realise this will look bad after just admitting ishower less than pre lockdown i promise i dont smell fishy but i do feel like i need to stick up for my fellow woman here
99% of the time a fish smell will be BV ... its a bacterial infection kicked off by a ph imbalance that lets bacteria overgrow - some of the causes are actually over washing, washing with perfumed soaps or douching / sitting in hot baths that are perfumed / intimate deodorants ... another reason can be semen is alkaline snd can knock off the acidic ph ... despite smelling horrible its hardly ever a hygiene problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is is just me or why do men think they can let the daily hygiene go lol think women make so much more effort and some men don,t really bother ? They like clean shaving etc but do they make much effort ?no wonder they think we're fussy some of us have standards surely ?"
don't tarr all of us with the same brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.
I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.
I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was."
Only smarties have the answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.
I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was."
I knew someone who could make belly fluff balls by the hour. That was more the chest hair and woolly jumper combination . He was alway box fresh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've met a few fabbers who may have had a shower before hand but put on dirty clothes. Unwashed jackets can carry that "greasy hair"odour. I had a female friend that had that smell. |
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I always make sure that I'm clean and freshly shaved to meet. Couldn't meet anyone without being and I expect the same in return or nothing is happening because you should be arriving clean and leaving dirty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the naked picture of myself above I later found a smartie sized ball of fluff in my belly button.
I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that was.
I knew someone who could make belly fluff balls by the hour. That was more the chest hair and woolly jumper combination . He was alway box fresh. "
Yes, it must be the hairy chest and tummy as I don’t eat anything fluffy. |
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Plenty of effort here into being squeaky clean, probably still not good enough for the super fussy ones though
