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over a year ago
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About the profile above  |
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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
Corrajelo,Spain, Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel |
They hate the colour red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They hate the colour red"
They hate wine and sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They hate the colour red
They hate wine and sex"
Hates a selfie  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Is a 25 year old girl from Edinburgh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a 25 year old girl from Edinburgh "
Plays for Arsenal |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]"
Has 9 balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]
Has 9 balls"
Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees |
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"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]
Has 9 balls
Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees"
Was abducted by aliens and now craves anal probes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]
Has 9 balls
Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees"
That's true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 23:02:52]
Has 9 balls
Likes to compare uncut cocks to trees
Was abducted by aliens and now craves anal probes"
Collects postboxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was the first woman on the moon |
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"Won mastermind "
Are minor royalty |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Was the first woman on the moon"
Ate the moon thought it was cheese  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Won mastermind
Are minor royalty"
Has 8 legs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won mastermind
Are minor royalty"
Is a lover of Blue.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Won mastermind "
Lost mastermind |
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"Won mastermind
Lost mastermind "
Has a cat with 2 tails and 3 legs |
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"Won mastermind
Lost mastermind
Has a cat with 2 tails and 3 legs"
Used to work at a butchers but kept licking the sausages and got sacked |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
Hasn’t ever had a filling |
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"Hasn’t ever had a filling "
Likes chasing butterflies |
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"Hasn’t ever had a filling "
Not a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a professional cork popper |
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Is an expert on french cheese producers |
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"Is an expert on french cheese producers "
Is a Terminator from the future |
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Eats his own weight in coal and excretes diamonds everyday |
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Has a massive fetish for Womens pinkie toes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Promised £350M a week for the NHS. |
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"Eats his own weight in coal and excretes diamonds everyday"
Doesn't like chips |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Is an expert on french cheese producers
Is a Terminator from the future"
Dyes her hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is an expert on french cheese producers
Is a Terminator from the future
Dyes her hair "
Walks everywhere on his hands |
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"Is an expert on french cheese producers
Is a Terminator from the future
Dyes her hair "
Does puppetry with his penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is an expert on french cheese producers
Is a Terminator from the future
Dyes her hair
Does puppetry with his penis"
Makes a living knitting small animals from wool she spins from her pubic hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the real Buck-Rogers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gets vertigo |
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"Pissed over his own cornflakes"
Misses Wilma Deering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a termite farmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant tie her shoe laces |
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By *cotty89Man
over a year ago
prestatyn |
Sells minge flavoured chap stick |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Likes to cover themselves in baked beans |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Is a termite farmer"
Has an irrational fear of Roman blinds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Collector of belly button fluff and toe nail clippings |
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Uses his wife's toothbrush to secretly clean the toilet.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Likes big dinners"
works for spec savers
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Were once stuck in a lift with Joe Pasquale |
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Was a daffodil in a previous life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is really keen on Jacob Rees-Mogg |
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She let me paint a red cross on her breast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is an actual real life elf! |
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"Is an actual real life elf!"
Once gave Boris a bj |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is an actual real life elf!
Once gave Boris a bj"
Is my ex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a birthmark in the shape of the Millennium Falcon |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Is an actual real life elf!
Once gave Boris a bj
Is my ex"
Had a messy divorce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has two pet Polar Bears |
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Once offered Bruno Mars a Mars Bar before eating it themself and running away |
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Thinks Mrs Browns Boys is rubbish |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire |
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire "
Collects his semen in a bottle & uses it on his conflajes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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speaks five languages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Collects his semen in a bottle & uses it on his conflajes"
Loves vaping and loves a man covered in a musky vape odour |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"*cornflakes"
Finds spelling tricky when excited |
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire "
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are both superheroes |
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot."
They're really vanilla |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.
They're really vanilla "
Are meerkat breeders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.
They're really vanilla
Are meerkat breeders"
Never really sleeps |
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"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.
They're really vanilla
Are meerkat breeders"
I have seen you naked on a beach, true or false? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Is secretly not from the west county... maybe Wiltshire
Unwrong... she's from Gloucester. 6 fingers on each foot.
They're really vanilla
Are meerkat breeders
I have seen you naked on a beach, true or false?"
Eats sand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks |
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Goes to the supermarket with red ants in her knickers, just for the challenge of trying to keep still in the longest queue. |
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"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks"
IAMATWUNT
I have just got a flesh light? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks
IAMATWUNT
I have just got a flesh light? "
Hes secretly married to Katie price |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks
IAMATWUNT
I have just got a flesh light? "
Used mayo as lube |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks
IAMATWUNT
I have just got a flesh light?
Used mayo as lube "
Plays the banjo while facing away from the audience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrote the jokes on lollipop sticks
IAMATWUNT
I have just got a flesh light?
Used mayo as lube
Plays the banjo while facing away from the audience "
He started covid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.
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Eats ants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uses her kitchen sink as a bidet.
Eats ants"
Married to Mr mystic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hates being spanked. |
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That's definitely a body double |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"That's definitely a body double "
Is a Mermaid x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hates makeup |
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Says he's dynamic but is more of a couch potato! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Says he's dynamic but is more of a couch potato!"
Rings the bells in her local church |
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By *newinkMan
over a year ago
Durham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a pilots license |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a pilots license "
Is a dinner lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a licker license |
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By *newinkMan
over a year ago
Durham |
"I have a licker license "
Library worker |
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I've seen them unhinge their jaw and swallow a Volkswagon whole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lead singer of a band |
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Is a stunt double in western movies. |
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Is an alien from another planet  |
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Steals toilet paper from Lidl’s |
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Was the store see detective that caught me |
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"Was the store see detective that caught me "
HAPPY BIRTHDAY my lovely.
The sun is shining, I hope you have a great day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has 6 toes on her left foot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is very vanilla xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is very vanilla xx "
Has small boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tiny cock |
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He likes to watch bum holes close whilst he times it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He likes to watch bum holes close whilst he times it "
Washing machine saleswoman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is a male model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is a male model"
Loves bi guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is a male model
Loves bi guys "
Puts butternut squash up his bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is a male model
Loves bi guys
Puts butternut squash up his bum "
Plays the didgeridoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is a male model
Loves bi guys
Puts butternut squash up his bum "
Is supposed to be tell a lie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those weights are really rubber . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Appeared on the news not long ago |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Appeared on the news not long ago "
Sells pork pies on bury market |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"That was about tmontana"
. I guessed
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Loves pork pies from bury market |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Loves pork pies from bury market"
Along with the black pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Played bass on oasis’s roll with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Played bass on oasis’s roll with it."
Loves Valentines Day x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keeps exotic pets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a Texas ranger |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has pulled a lorry by her nipple rings |
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By *assunachWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere over the rainbow... |
Doesn’t know who Terry Pratchett is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once accompanied Robbie Williams to a film premiere in Watford where they left quite an impression by turning up dressed as spice girls. |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
Secretely likes to spank his dick with nettles |
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Secretly loves to suck ice cubes made of cum |
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Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost"
Can’t keep a secret |
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"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost
Can’t keep a secret "
Was a founding member of Boyzone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inserts frozen parsnip up his bum to defrost
Can’t keep a secret
Was a founding member of Boyzone"
Has a lifetime ban from Poundland |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
Uses spunk instead of tantum to wash her mouth |
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Has a lifetime ban from Poundland"
Hates lipstick |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
Does charity work giving blowjobs to hobos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He always swallows?"
Is actually called Geoff |
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"He always swallows?
Is actually called Geoff"
Only to my friends
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is really shy and retiring.. |
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"He always swallows?
Is actually called Geoff"
Often gets her knickers in a twist! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth |
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"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth"
You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth
You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy "
She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx |
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"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth
You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy
She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx "
Well if I may say what a stunning arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth
You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy
She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx
Well if I may say what a stunning arse "
You can borrow it anytime haha xx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Had a stable of transvestites on her basement, whose blood she harvests to maintain her eternal youth
You'll be joining them soon if I get anymore sass out of you Missy
She's not 5ft 3 but 6ft 7 and all her bum pics are actually me...xx
Well if I may say what a stunning arse
You can borrow it anytime haha xx"
Is a wizard x |
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"Once appeared in a pantomime "
He was in it too, the back of a horse. |
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"Once appeared in a pantomime
He was in it too, the back of a horse."
Puts rude words into word games |
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"Once appeared in a pantomime
He was in it too, the back of a horse."
Puts rude words into word games |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheats on the crossword |
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Is world champion at tiddly winks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is world champion at tiddly winks"
Next door neighbour is 7ft tall. |
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"Is world champion at tiddly winks
Next door neighbour is 7ft tall. "
Always gets told by his Mom to take his hands out his pockets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owns a hot air balloon |
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"Is scared of traffic cones "
Derives her name from her kinky Disney mouse fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't kill this thread |
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^ He didn't kill this thread ^  |
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