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It's Official - I'm 50 and my sex life is OVER
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"
Why worry when you are only 46  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
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"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"
Just wait till your my doddery old age - Am investing in a stick for the party nights (after 50 whatever - all the ladies seem to want their bums smacked) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"
Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun
Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time. "
I will be there before you so will keep a good seat for you know how bad your knees are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun
Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time.
I will be there before you so will keep a good seat for you know how bad your knees are "
A year is a long time to be sitting in the same spot so make sure you got ya knickers on - wouldn't want you getting yourself stuck to the chair would we.   |
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"happy birthday I think was the OP's intent...u uncaring lot!
happy birthday OP..only 50yrs away from a 100...itll go quick heheheheheehe"
Well he's apparantly only 46, so he's celebrating being 50 four years early or he has fixed his DOB on his profile... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"happy birthday I think was the OP's intent...u uncaring lot!
happy birthday OP..only 50yrs away from a 100...itll go quick heheheheheehe
Well he's apparantly only 46, so he's celebrating being 50 four years early or he has fixed his DOB on his profile..."
maybe he traveled back in time??? theres always a plausible explanation for everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I better swap my corsets and stilettos for a thermal vest and big slipper then as I'm past fifty ..... only horlicks instead of pussy-licks to look forward to now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't mind, but I seem to be getting hornier as I get older. Where's the justice in that? Pussy Licks over Horlicks any day!"
did u just say Whorelicks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys  "
within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!
Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!
Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!
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god bless the Pork... and all who sail in him 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!
Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!
god bless the Pork... and all who sail in him
Wolf
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Why thank you - you are so kind to one as old as I........ Lol!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Perky - you're in great shape (no offence to Porky). Hope I haven't got you mixed up - can't imagine a bloke would let his wife go on here with a profile name Porky |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys
within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end)"
Hope you got the 4s cock it's got front and rear cams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perky - you're in great shape (no offence to Porky). Hope I haven't got you mixed up - can't imagine a bloke would let his wife go on here with a profile name Porky"
Too bloody right I wouldn't! Ha ha! Thank you on behalf of Perky, but are you saying you don't fancy me then?
Honestly, some people are soooooo fussy!
= Pork
 = Perky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys
within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end)
Hope you got the 4s cock it's got front and rear cams "
its gotta wide angled lense...fucking great for group facials |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since reaching 50 (four years ago) I last longer, want it more often and apart from teeth and hair falling out, I feel better….. Ok I get out of breath quicker but that just makes you slow down and enjoy it more
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... am 42 today OP and it got me thinking that I might only have 8 swinging years left... oh the horror, the horror! 
