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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got word of my fab forum tosser of the month nomination yesterday.
I think i stand a good chance this month  "
Congrats! That’s an achievement, the competition is tough |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"What initials do you get behind your name with that then?
RISG MD
and I can add ‘by appointment to her Majesty the Queen’ in any correspondence."
You’ve fucked the queen? The things people do for meets, eh?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You mean you're finally at the stage where you'd get your money back from a prostitute?
Well done C, I'm proud of you."
Thanks. And I can get a discount on condoms too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Admit it, you bought a certificate off one of those dodgy online Unis."
Do you think I’ve been scammed? Even though I sent them all these videos of my performances? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shiny badge and a t-shirt? 
This is very good news for every lady everywhere Congratulations! "
It is, isn’t it? Ladies already knew they were in for a treat and now they have the official stamp of approval. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know."
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long was the exam
He'll say 8, but it will really be 6."
I’ll have you know that I only ever brag about the quality of the service, never about the equipment |
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"How long was the exam
He'll say 8, but it will really be 6.
I’ll have you know that I only ever brag about the quality of the service, never about the equipment "
I was thinking more time or pages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful. "
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
It's about time you caught up with me. "
Sorry, I’m slow but got there in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?"
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've prob got wrong end of stick here as usual but
what did you qualify in/as?
a risk assessment manager for sex therapy during covid?"
Yes, precisely that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. "
It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after"
It might sting though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after
It might sting though. "
Oh! What a pity!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after
It might sting though.
Oh! What a pity! "
Aftercare not part of the tests then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,
I am impressed.
Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.
And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after
It might sting though.
Oh! What a pity!
Aftercare not part of the tests then? "
It is, very much so. But aftercare starts when I say unless you call your safe word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know."
Well done but you still can't go out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...
... sex god!
I thought you’d like to know.
Well done but you still can't go out "
Duly noted! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah I’m going to have to resit the tests  I’ve not been able to do much revision lately "
You’re locked at home, isn’t it the best time to read books and study? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bravo ! Tu vas baiser qui ?
Je sais pas encore, mais à partir d’aujourd’hui je vais faire me courses à Waitrose plutôt qu’Aldi! "
Haha c'est la haut qu'il y a les meilleurs Spécimens ! Ils conduisent tous des faits ! |
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Well done you! Now to the serious stuff!
Do you compete?
Having achieved a bronze medal as a Olympic freestyle muff diver I felt that my career was cut short by a terrible crick in my neck. With skills like yours then surely your trophy cabinet needs padding out slightly. |
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