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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga. yada yada yada. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm still up too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim

KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one!

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

out and about!

The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo"

Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still up too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Mis. You late night bunny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo

Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show."

You love it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show.

You love it really "

I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still here.... ironing my work uniform

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days "

Shit, it's a Bank Holiday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hi Jim

KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one!"

*Checks mouth in mirror* No braces

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?"

Dafuq is that smiley?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo

Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show.

You love it really

I do!"

Don't blame you. We love it too intact I love it too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days

Shit, it's a Bank Holiday."

So next week we’ll be buds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim

KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one!

*Checks mouth in mirror* No braces

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

out and about!

"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes."

It’s The Boy not boy btw. An honorific like The Doctor.

Yea chat is good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days

Shit, it's a Bank Holiday.

So next week we’ll be buds "

Lol this is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

Dafuq is that smiley?! "

A sleepy smurf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show.

You love it really

I do!

Don't blame you. We love it too intact I love it too x"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"KC, darlings

Hello all other darlings

And Jim.

Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days

Shit, it's a Bank Holiday.

So next week we’ll be buds "

It's going to be cold for a bit. It's a weather joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes.

It’s The Boy not boy btw. An honorific like The Doctor.

Yea chat is good! "

My apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

Dafuq is that smiley?! "

Omg

... one for my collection / addiction

.... love ittttttt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

Dafuq is that smiley?!

Omg

... one for my collection / addiction

.... love ittttttt "

I need a HTML extension added to my brain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep well my fellow fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

Dafuq is that smiley?! "

General yawny face!!

Who irons scrub tops ?!? Me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still here.... ironing my work uniform

Wha?

Dafuq is that smiley?!

Omg

... one for my collection / addiction

.... love ittttttt

I need a HTML extension added to my brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sleep well my fellow fabbers

Are you going to bedfordshire?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Sleep well my fellow fabbers

Are you going to bedfordshire?"

Is that near Worcestershire?!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

Boudoir

Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sleep well my fellow fabbers

Are you going to bedfordshire?

Is that near Worcestershire?!

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?

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By *ominaronMan over a year ago

warrington

Yo also x

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By *edMan over a year ago

wales

Evening one and all ... just lurking perving here ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo also x"

Gooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dom. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Dom.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Dom."

*Waves*

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

Boudoir

"Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?

Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Dom."

Hi Dom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another nocturnal newbie!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

Boudoir

Hey Dom

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By *ent and bratCouple over a year ago

here there everywhere

We have seen many of these threads and never joi_ed. So hi all hope everyone had a great easter sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening one and all ... just lurking perving here ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ned. Welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Do you have an atomic dustbin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?

Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?

I ate lamb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We have seen many of these threads and never joi_ed. So hi all hope everyone had a great easter sunday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ukirl. Welcome, welcome to this absolute nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Ukirl.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Ukirl."

Hi Ukirl

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes."

Hello all nocturnal newbies. We're all completely sane. And normal. Honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping "

Gosh. Dropped it good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes.

Hello all nocturnal newbies. We're all completely insane. And what is normal. Honestly who knows

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

Boudoir

"Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?

Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?

I ate lamb.

The entire thing

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still up here wondering what to do with myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Nice of you to pop in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off to bed. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim and all the late laters

Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?

Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?

I ate lamb.

The entire thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm off to bed. X"

Na night. x

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Still up here wondering what to do with myself "

Up here? Where's here? Maybe you should call the fire brigade for help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!"

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles. "

No more so as it's in my belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still up here wondering what to do with myself "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 69. Welcome to the thread of nocturnal nonsense. It's a pleasure to take your forum cherry. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to 69.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to 69."

Jesus. It's like an avalanche.

Hi 69;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets. "

I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets.

I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also

I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy."

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha.."

Wha?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism."

Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?"

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman over a year ago

coventry

Morning all where's this snow then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism."

I'll put it in your veri one day

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets.

I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also

I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals

I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also.

On the steps front I say just do as many as you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.

Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?

People like penises and hot drinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we have animal facts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets.

I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also

I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals

I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also.

On the steps front I say just do as many as you can"

I wish you have said just stuff your face with as many treats as you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.

Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?

People like penises and hot drinks."

Hot brew & hot cock. You might have just found the secret formula

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

Oh no, that marketing was done by someone else, not me...

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping

Gosh. Dropped it good

I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.

No more so as it's in my belly

You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself.

but more savoury snacks than sweets.

I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also

I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals

I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also.

On the steps front I say just do as many as you can

I wish you have said just stuff your face with as many treats as you can

Do enough steps and you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes."

Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all where's this snow then "

We don't want snow. I've had enough of winter.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.

Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness.

Nocturnal marketing was by bondagetgirl, not moi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just talk to myself. No mistakes here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.

I'll put it in your veri one day

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts? "

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.

Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness.

Nocturnal marketing was by bondagetgirl, not moi

Now I know who to blame for some PMs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.

Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?

People like penises and hot drinks.

Hot brew & hot cock. You might have just found the secret formula

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!

You and your nocturnal magnetism.

Ayyy.

Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!

And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..

Wha?

I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?

If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.

Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness.

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes "

I’ve been shortchanged

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged "

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas"

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years..."

Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail.

How bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good animal facts everyone.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged "

I'll be Kermit to your Miss Piggy

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything! "

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Cows can sleep standing up but can only dream lying down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving "

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cows can sleep standing up but can only dream lying down "

Laying down to dream of the rain I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

I'll be Kermit to your Miss Piggy

I’ve been called a muppet a fair bit to be fair

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By *ent and bratCouple over a year ago

here there everywhere

Sorry got slightly side tracked, what did we miss?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years...

Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail.

How bizarre."

I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening folks... or should I say morning.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good animal facts everyone.

Animals is the tenth studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released on 21 January 1977

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years...

Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail.

How bizarre.

I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating

And they’re adorable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years...

Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail.

How bizarre.

I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating

And they’re adorable "

Ah, that's where the similarities end, I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry got slightly side tracked, what did we miss? "

No worries. Oh, the usual nocturnal nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We've got another newbie, guys.

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By *witch Roy-MrsKarenCouple over a year ago

york

morning

Snails have no backbone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"We've got another newbie, guys."

I'm not sure my waving arm can cope with any more, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening folks... or should I say morning.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild Bill. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense and place of animal learning.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this? "

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Wild Bill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.

It’s ok. We’ve had some excellent contributions so far. And this is only your first strike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good animal facts everyone.

Animals is the tenth studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released on 21 January 1977

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We've got another newbie, guys.

I'm not sure my waving arm can cope with any more, Jim

You can do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"morning

Snails have no backbone"

They never stand their ground

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Animal facts.. giraffes don't have voice boxes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.

It’s ok. We’ve had some excellent contributions so far. And this is only your first strike

I'll bring a medical note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill."

Hi wildBill !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill."

I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill.

I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different

Not just you !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animal facts.. giraffes don't have voice boxes"

Exceptional fact, Bil!

I always wondered why giraffes don’t make a sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal facts.. giraffes don't have voice boxes"

Amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill.

I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different

Not sure if thats a good thing or not.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The comfortable hopping speed for a kangaroo is about 21–26 km/h (13–16 mph), but speeds of up to 71 km/h (44 mph) can be attai_ed over short distances

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.

It’s ok. We’ve had some excellent contributions so far. And this is only your first strike

I'll bring a medical note

Thank you, Rose. I’ll take back the strike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you "

No worries, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The comfortable hopping speed for a kangaroo is about 21–26 km/h (13–16 mph), but speeds of up to 71 km/h (44 mph) can be attai_ed over short distances "

They are speedy, kicky buggers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert. "

I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always refer to Bill from Texas as Bill. Twonks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill.

I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different

Not sure if thats a good thing or not.

I think it's fair to say that the other wildbill is a little older and his hair is, well, different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine...."

Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee.

Did we just solve climate change?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.

I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself

Not with animals I'm going to add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elwphants are the only animal that cant jump

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine....

Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee.

Did we just solve climate change?! "

Almost certainly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.

I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself

A less evolved person would make a joke about checking your hard drive. But not I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.

I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself

Not with animals I'm going to add

Ah! So glad you clarified!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still up here hope everyone is well feel free to dm for a chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elwphants are the only animal that cant jump"

Elephants are my favourite animals.

And you’re quickly becoming my favourite animal fact poster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bats always turn left when leaving a cave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine....

Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee.

Did we just solve climate change?!

Almost certainly

We better get a Nobel Prize

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we have animal facts?

A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

I’ve been shortchanged

We all have

Another fact

Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas

Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!

I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving

How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?

I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they are ok with it

Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.

I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself

A less evolved person would make a joke about checking your hard drive. But not I. "

I'd been fine with anyone looking, except my family

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine....

Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee.

Did we just solve climate change?!

Almost certainly

We better get a Nobel Prize "

We should. I'm still waiting for Sweden to call on the back of me bringing the North and South Koreans together. Maybe they wrote my phone number down wrong?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave"

Do they not have a right indicator?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still up here hope everyone is well feel free to dm for a chat

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Outlaw. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense in the early hours. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Outlaw. He's a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave

Do they not have a right indicator? "

I think its cos they hold their maps in their right hand. I may be wrong tho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave

Do they not have a right indicator?

I think its cos they hold their maps in their right hand. I may be wrong tho. "

You’re a delight.

You have changed my view in bats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right I’m off to bed ...

- had to have a go and yup, I’m still lovin that little blue face

Quick hello to all the new ones *waves

Wayy too much chocolate today so it’s a day of guilt tomorrow ...

not really

... not until after the malteasers have all gone anyway

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Outlaw. He's a newbie."

*Waving some more*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also waving. ????

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Elwphants are the only animal that cant jump

Elephants are my favourite animals.

And you’re quickly becoming my favourite animal fact poster. "

Do you prefer Indian or African Elephants though?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim, I need to hop upstairs. I'm aiming for the triple whammy but I might be caught short on the stairs when the thread closes

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Wave to all the newbies and a good night to all.

I would do the new yawn emotion but I don't know how yet

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

" Jim, I need to hop upstairs. I'm aiming for the triple whammy but I might be caught short on the stairs when the thread closes "

Hopping upstairs wouldn't be a good idea for me, as I live in the top floor of a block of flats

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