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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll start -

My mum’s arrived...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girlfriend is home

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Double booked. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

The scabs leaking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll start -

My mum’s arrived...

Mfm thats unexpected

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Girlfriend is home"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll start -

My mum’s arrived...

Mfm thats unexpected "

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love you"

Haha!! Goodbye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll start -

My mum’s arrived...

Mfm thats unexpected

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ewe what's that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum's better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The scabs leaking"

Ewwww!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have crabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m your brother

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By *iker babe 777Couple over a year ago

Plymouth

“Boss is here “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have AIDS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m your brother"

Holy crap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have AIDS

Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's that smell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it in?

Hahahaha!!

We’ve all been there....

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By *unguy_40.Man over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I've come on

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Fish for dinner?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Is that it........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double booked. Sorry!"

The more the merrier?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I’m 16....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your number 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're under arrest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time to die

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By *um2me123Man over a year ago

burin

Child bearing hips

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Mummmy!

Bitty, now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you came

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Time to die"

Brilliant! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am hungry

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By *um2me123Man over a year ago

burin

Dont eat pussy....

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

That’s too small

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Wake me later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's your chocolate

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By *superfuse663Man over a year ago

manchester

I voted trump

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There's some great replies tonight

How about

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show him how

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By *um2me123Man over a year ago

burin

Havent reached puberty

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

I've shit myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've shit myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need bigger

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Clean your gob

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By *usty kayWoman over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

Is that it?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I have Covid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clean your gob"

^^ wipe your arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a man

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By *amantha TSWoman over a year ago

Swindon

What's that smell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clean your gob"

Haha! Straight to the point!!

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By *avid282Man over a year ago

london

Oven too high.....!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Clean your gob

^^ wipe your arse "

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By *superfuse663Man over a year ago

manchester

This goes against who I am but here it goes.

Philip was bigger

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Clean your gob

Haha! Straight to the point!!

I say that to Mystique all the time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is that it? "

Yep been there....

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Watch my scabs!!!

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple over a year ago

Watford

In Alan Partridge's voice "Let battle commence".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warts and all

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You still here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If gets bigger

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Let us pray

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If gets bigger "

Who's if

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

There's a hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve shat myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If gets bigger

Who's if"

It FFS

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve shat myself.

Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let us pray"

Haha!! Love it! Imagine

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If gets bigger

Who's if

It FFS

Tell me about it stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let us pray"

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You done yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve shat myself.

Again

Oh sh*t literally!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve shat myself.

Again

Oh sh*t literally!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i must

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here i Am

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Close the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let us pray

Amen "

Eyes on jesus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That'll be £150

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"I've shit myself"
We both just shit ourselves, that is a bad meet.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hug my nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not contagious

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not contagious"

Yet

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Fetch my tampon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't washed today.

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By *eeking PassionMan over a year ago

here and there

I’m soooo constipated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yasmeen’s watching us

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Haven't washed today."

Is that you Eric

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that chloroform?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen’s watching us

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is that chloroform?"

Yes

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Can mum watch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Allergic to cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry, he's back!

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By *nlyfun3Woman over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yasmeen’s watching us

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen’s watching us

%_)

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen’s watching us

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Ignore the bodies

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Going in dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had bigger

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Just get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m cumming mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snapped my banjo!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Snapped my banjo!

I'm not taking you A&E again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ignore the bodies "

Woah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Snapped my banjo!

I'm not taking you A&E again x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mummy loves this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please wear this

*hands over their custom made horse costume*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a stalker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sisters better

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a stalker"

Fabulous come in

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

Will you pay ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve shat myself.

Again

It was only three letters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your too short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve no money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that syphilis ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please wear this

*hands over their custom made horse costume*"

Blimey!! That’s a kink n half!

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Meet my sexdolls

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't mind Cujo

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Please wear this

*hands over their custom made horse costume*

Blimey!! That’s a kink n half!

Oh no it isn't, it's panto writing season!

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By *lenn FairlightMan over a year ago

East Kent

Let's get married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore that shovel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like blood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just pus.

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By *lenn FairlightMan over a year ago

East Kent

Condoms cause cancer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's not talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next of king?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you washed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When's eastenders on?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Next of king?"

Prince Charles!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You smell bad

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By *lenn FairlightMan over a year ago

East Kent

I support Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Next of king?

Prince Charles!!?"

Thank goodness you went with Charles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your sister better "

Brutal! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next of king?

Prince Charles!!?

Thank goodness you went with Charles!

Lol, going with andrew may be a step to far!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Casu marzu afterwards?

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS over a year ago

Colchester

I've cum already xx

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By *evoncream2017Couple over a year ago

exeter

Time of month

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Your brother’s better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That you dad?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"That you dad?"

Nicole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That you dad?

Nicole?

Papa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That you dad?

Nicole?

Papa?

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Your sister better

Brutal! Lol"

My sister's better

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Card or cash

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Your brother’s better"

My brother's better

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Your brother’s better

My brother's better

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Hi, I'm AlbinoGorilla....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay I'm here..

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By *traight up guyMan over a year ago

Morpeth

I haven't washed

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By *eardyBikerMan over a year ago

nr stonehaven

I've got discharge

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By *traight up guyMan over a year ago

Morpeth

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgotten my meds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want anal

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By *orders CoupleCouple over a year ago

Kelso

You in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want anal"

Dry or not

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

It's what length?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That you dad?

Nicole?

Papa?

Loved that ad.

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

B M W owner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wearing my strap-on

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman over a year ago

my happy place

Its only thrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got discharge "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're on camera!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got discharge

Hahahaha"

That’s one way to describe the male orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What handcuff keys

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By *S2004Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Your mum's better"

Your dads better

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Did you cum?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Wow, that’s tiny.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Pull my finger...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The condom broke.

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