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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!
So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!
Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!
Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!
No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol
So - first question! And we'll start off gently!
Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!
So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!
Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!
Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!
No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol
So - first question! And we'll start off gently!
Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??
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1. Money
2. Lottery Ticket
3.a condom
4. a banana
5. a hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!
So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!
Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!
Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!
No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol
So - first question! And we'll start off gently!
Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??
1. Money
2. Lottery Ticket
3.a condom
4. a banana
5. a hand "
Money? Our survey says - 38!!!
And you're only allowed one guess!!  |
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1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise
2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there
3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise
4) A Sweet
5) An Unexpected Bill |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise
2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there
3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise
4) A Sweet
5) An Unexpected Bill"
Granny's knickers - our survey says.. X.
And only one answer!!! Read the rules!!  |
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"1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise
2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there
3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise
4) A Sweet
5) An Unexpected Bill"
On the basis that my knickers would only leave my body if your choral hydrate left your pocket it'd hardly be a suprise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. a screwdriver - only a stubby one, but I don't remember needing to screw anything!!!!"
Our survey says......x
Although a Swiss army knife was on the list and has all sorts of attachments - so you get 13! Congratulations!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someones phone number??
Our survey says....14!!!! Yay! 
Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on? back of neck"
Our survey says.............2! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someones phone number??
Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!
Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?
Feet
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Soles of feet - our survey says......21! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"belly button"
Our survey says........8!
Right - next!
Things you use when your vibrator has run out of batteries and the 24 hr tesco's has shut due to a combination of staff sickness and a passing plague of locusts eating everything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deodrant can? why not just use the vibe with no batteries or is there a vibrating deodrant out therE?"
Truth be told, i was very young and didnt own a toy at that point of my life,,, just felt the need as a growing young woman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A banana.... peeled of course, doubled up as a nice midnight snack  "
Well - the answer was fruit! So I'll give you that! 26!!!
Next one - excuse you've given for cancelling a meet as they finally got round to sending you a face pic and they look like John Prescott/Ann widdecombe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol "
No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol
No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!
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He's lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The car broke down"
And granny takes the final 7!
Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!
The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol
No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!
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"The car broke down
And granny takes the final 7!
Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!
The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?"
A pussy that looked like a badly plucked chicken nobbly n spikey ..... barrrf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The car broke down
And granny takes the final 7!
Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!
The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?
A pussy that looked like a badly plucked chicken nobbly n spikey ..... barrrf "
Our survey says......19!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someones phone number??
Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!
Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?
nose and forehead."
I know plymouth's in a different time zone.....lol! |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"Someones phone number??
Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!
Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?
nose and forehead.
I know plymouth's in a different time zone.....lol! "
nah thats just me, differnt planet.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?
dirty washing on the floor, or piles of washing on the rads.  "
And the final answer goes for 19!!
Fabily fortunes will resume after this commercial break!!
(unless anyone else wants to be Vernon whilst I rig my phone up to a hamster wheel to re-juice!)
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Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok - I'm back! (Sorry - got a little busy yesterday - and not in a good way!) 
So - the next question is - Things you'd like to shove up a traffic wardens arse after they've just given you a ticket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tired of getting unwanted messages in your inbox? Looking for small booted women but only the massive mammary brigade are responding? Try new 'knocker blocker' - guaranteed to sift out all those chesty lovelies from your box!! A simple tool - just add the lines "I'm not interested but I know a man who is - and he's wonderful - try obiguy4couples!!!" to your profile - and sit back while your inbox takes a well earned rest!!
Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!". "
LMFAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tired of getting unwanted messages in your inbox? Looking for small booted women but only the massive mammary brigade are responding? Try new 'knocker blocker' - guaranteed to sift out all those chesty lovelies from your box!! A simple tool - just add the lines "I'm not interested but I know a man who is - and he's wonderful - try obiguy4couples!!!" to your profile - and sit back while your inbox takes a well earned rest!!
Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!".
LMFAO "
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"my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol
Our survey says.......1 !
Maybe they live near you!!
Or were you surveyed?  "
I was surveyed - she's hot - black tights (hopefully stockings), skirt and white blouse busting out a little!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol
Our survey says.......1 !
Maybe they live near you!!
Or were you surveyed? "
Hee hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jedward !
Our survey says......X
(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)
Pass the shovel !  "
Sod the shovel - one JCB en route! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is there any spot prizes my kettles just went up in smoke must put water in it next time "
You're not supposed to stick those electric ones on the hob!!! Doh!
And no spot prizes - sorry - budget cuts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jedward !
Our survey says......X
(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)
Pass the shovel !
Sod the shovel - one JCB en route! "
Ooh i love a man with a hard hat and a digger LOL
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeremy Kyle"
Our survey says........1 !
And that was his mrs!!
Right - time for another commercial break while I go and perve some profiles - i mean make a cuppa! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?
Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!
## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?
Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!
## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians! "
Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?
Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!
## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!
Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today "
You're welcome!!
Sadly - Fabily Fortunes has just been axed in favour of some new crappy reality shows - one about men who lock their submissive wives in the loft - the other about peoples inabilty to wipe their backsides properly before posting pics of their muddy starfishes.
So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?
Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!
## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!
Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today
You're welcome!!
Sadly - Fabily Fortunes has just been axed in favour of some new crappy reality shows - one about men who lock their submissive wives in the loft - the other about peoples inabilty to wipe their backsides properly before posting pics of their muddy starfishes.
So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon! "
Or the show for lonely self lovers "DIY..SOS" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?
Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!
## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!
Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today
You're welcome!!
Sadly - Fabily Fortunes has just been axed in favour of some new crappy reality shows - one about men who lock their submissive wives in the loft - the other about peoples inabilty to wipe their backsides properly before posting pics of their muddy starfishes.
So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon!
Or the show for lonely self lovers "DIY..SOS""
Or the show for those unfit folk with no arm strength - "The Weakest Wank"! |
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