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"Have you considered an escort?" They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J  | |||
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"I don't pay for sex " We all pay for sex my friend, 1 way or another  | |||
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"Ladies form an orderly queue to the right and gentlemen to the left." Are you in the queue?? | |||
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"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself" Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway | |||
"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself" was thinking the same but you beat me to it | |||
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"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway "That I must see | |||
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"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted "Save my cock lol | |||
"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted
Save my cock lol"As in cocks lives matter ? | |||
"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted
Save my cock lol
As in cocks lives matter ?"#All cocks matter | |||
"I don't pay for sex " oh well i am sure this approach will find you an obliging person willing to take one for your team for free this isn’t one of those meme that ends the list with with i am that person though  | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off" leprosy? | |||
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"Have you considered an escort?" Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter | |||
"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted
Save my cock lol
As in cocks lives matter ?
#All cocks matter" | |||
"Have you considered an escort? Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter " I would make your eyes water I different way | |||
"I call my hand "someone" as well. Makes it more special then. "  | |||
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"Have you considered an escort? Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter I would make your eyes water I different way "By poking her in them op? | |||
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"Have you considered an escort? They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J "I appreciated this | |||
"I don't pay for sex " Probbaly the reason your cocks about to drop off as you dont pay for sex but aint getting any too | |||
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Good luck OP "You should help | |||
"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself" Loooooool | |||
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"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted " aren't they just | |||
"I don't pay for sex Probbaly the reason your cocks about to drop off as you dont pay for sex but aint getting any too "Loooooool | |||
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"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted
Save my cock lol"Have you tried salt water? Or maybe call a helpline? I'm afraid my cock saving days are over. | |||
"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway
That I must see "Maybe there’ll be a queue for that. | |||
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"here’s hoping it falls off. you’re not going to attract anyone with this approach" You are very sexy | |||
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"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now" The food was nice though? | |||
"Would it drop off as a whole or bits here and there as the days roll on ? "  | |||
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Good luck OP
You should help"SHOULD I?
You clearly don’t know me! | |||
"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now" Natural charisma goes along way | |||
"Have you considered an escort? They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J "Or widen the search and include Kuga’s | |||
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"here’s hoping it falls off. you’re not going to attract anyone with this approach You are very sexy" you have low standards | |||
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"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now Natural charisma goes along way " I know I wish I had the same level of charisma as op | |||
"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol" I wouldn’t be laughing if they have just looked and scarpered. | |||
"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol" how many of those views turned into cock saving sex? | |||
"[OP's cock removed by poster at 12/05/21 18:32:47]" | |||
"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol" People can't deny the raw charisma and sex appeal that you're emitting OP. Touché. | |||
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"Have you considered an escort? They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J "Lmao I literally sat here giggling to that reply not goin to lie | |||
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"If I was a lady I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin with such an offer " How the fuck have I not thought this line before! | |||
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"He's been quiet a while. You people can laugh but I think it worked" Or he's looking for the glue gun. | |||
"He's been quiet a while. You people can laugh but I think it worked" Please I hope it hasn't still scratching my head to how he has more veris than me 1 more would be even more depressing | |||
"So what's the affliction then? Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with " The main affliction is lack of sex lol | |||
"Its interesting because I posted the same thing on Fabguys and no one has commented on it yet...most of the people commenting on here are women...I don't know what that says really. Lol" Maybe says the fab women are bored ? | |||
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"He's been quiet a while. You people can laugh but I think it worked Please I hope it hasn't still scratching my head to how he has more veris than me 1 more would be even more depressing" Too be fair you've only been here 8 weeks. I'm sure once things open up again, your verifications will go through the roof x | |||
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"OP I have some staples, a nail gun and some bandages if that's any help " There are others ways you could help X | |||
"So what's the affliction then? Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with The main affliction is lack of sex lol" That's a gift! Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis. Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya. Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life. Bonus. | |||
"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP? " It is when I’m in the room  | |||
"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips "He might want tips on how to stick it back on | |||
"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips "He could send you the tip if it drops off | |||
"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips
He could send you the tip if it drops off " | |||
"So what's the affliction then? Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with The main affliction is lack of sex lol That's a gift! Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis. Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya. Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life. Bonus." Brilliant but Eddie is hilarious | |||
"I don't pay for sex " Neither did I until I got married. | |||
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"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP? It is when I’m in the room "oh sandy | |||
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"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP? It is when I’m in the room
oh sandy"I thought you were breaking into song then Patrick | |||
"OP I have some staples, a nail gun and some bandages if that's any help " Looooool | |||
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"Has it dropped off yet "Mine did yesterday finally.. | |||
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"Have you considered an escort? Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter I would make your eyes water I different way "Watch out he’s going for the vicks vaporub!! | |||
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"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage "Mine isn’t  | |||
"So what's the affliction then? Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with The main affliction is lack of sex lol That's a gift! Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis. Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya. Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life. Bonus." I am dead. Now all I can see is Eddie ?? | |||
fair cheered me up haha | |||
"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage
Mine isn’t "Can I do cpr on your balls | |||
"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage
Mine isn’t
Can I do cpr on your balls "With your pointy high heels yes | |||
"The power to save my cock is between your legs lol" My fanny isn't a charitable organisation | |||
"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage " | |||
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"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off" Ok I volunteered Just for your health | |||
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"Have you considered an escort? They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J "Last escort rolled of the line in 2002, so least they are all over 18yrs old | |||
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"If it does fall off send it this way..ill have a bash " If you’re not in do you want it leaving with your neighbour | |||
"Have you considered an escort?" LOL | |||
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"Which popcorn would folk prefer? I'll go with sweet " I like it sweet too | |||
"Well a cock drop certainly beats a helicopter or boing "I was going to say gives a new meaning to a boing | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off" I have no idea why you're not getting some buddy. Try lowering your standards or broadening your age range  | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off" I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service " | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service " | |||
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"There's always Tinder! "Oi leave me out of it! | |||
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"I don't pay for sex " I believe you pay for the ladies company. Anything else that happens is between you. | |||
"There's always Tinder!
Oi leave me out of it! " | |||
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"If I was a lady I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin with such an offer " love this lol I'm wet just thinking about him lol | |||
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"Any updates "Maybe it did drop off | |||
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"Any updates
Maybe it did drop off "I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place | |||
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"Any updates
Maybe it did drop off
I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place "That’s made me laugh | |||
"Any updates
Maybe it did drop off
I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place
That’s made me laugh " | |||
"RIP OP's cock" Has it been sent out yet | |||
"RIP OP's cock Has it been sent out yet "Are you getting it stuffed | |||
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" "I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it. I was just practicing | |||
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I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.
I was just practicing "Practicing is good | |||
hmmm very interesting, the cock is a foot, sorry game is a foot | |||
"I don't pay for sex " I reckon your cock will drop off then, unless you can think of a better chat up line.... and fast !!! | |||
"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted
Save my cock lol
As in cocks lives matter ?
#All cocks matter
"Pmsl | |||
"RIP OP's cock Has it been sent out yet
Are you getting it stuffed "Oh no I had it ordered to your address | |||
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I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.
I was just practicing
Practicing is good "Oh Belle! I could do with some. I'm like that...Jack of all trades, master of none | |||
"RIP OP's cock Has it been sent out yet
Are you getting it stuffed
Oh no I had it ordered to your address "Are you hand delivering it  | |||
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I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.
I was just practicing
Practicing is good
Oh Belle! I could do with some.
I'm like that...Jack of all trades, master of none "Couldn’t we all lovely lady | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off" Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue?? | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue??" Loooooool Gorilla glue you know Looool that's tickled me xx | |||
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"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier " did you pick it up | |||
"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier did you pick it up "No, it had tyre marks on it | |||
"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier did you pick it up "Yes...he bet he gave it a helping hand | |||
"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue?? Loooooool Gorilla glue you know Looool that's tickled me xx"I'm nothing if not practical | |||
"Its interesting because I posted the same thing on Fabguys and no one has commented on it yet...most of the people commenting on here are women...I don't know what that says really. Lol" I just looked now as I was looking to see you fucking yourself as you said you could, I'm disappointed now | |||
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"So, OP..... How did you get on? Any takers? "Or did it fall off | |||
"Have you considered an escort? They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus* J "And you know what they say about he focus, it was the clitoris of the car world, every cunts got one | |||
"Any updates
Maybe it did drop off "Should've gone to Cocksavers. | |||
"I don't pay for sex We all pay for sex my friend, 1 way or another "Agreed | |||
"Any updates
Maybe it did drop off
Should've gone to Cocksavers."Via his Cocktor | |||
