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You know your getting old when???
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"When the songs you grew up with are played at end of the night and the dj calls them the 'golden oldies' "Or you realise that songs that were in the charts when you were 16 are now 40 years old!! | |||
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"you get excited over your new hoover Px "I have one better. You get excited when you empty the Hoover and notice how much better it is  | |||
"you get excited over your new hoover Px "I need a better 1, the 1 I have is crap, I'm getting excited  | |||
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"When you realise that Buffy the vampire slayer is now in her 40s... "Or the surviving members of Game For A Laugh are all in their 70s as I discovered the other day | |||
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"First time I really felt my age was when chatting star wars tk my boy he tried to correct me when I said " the original 3" and new 6 and he was like mum there are 6 old ones and the rest are new! " | |||
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"You fart and shit yourself " Standard | |||
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"you get excited over your new hoover Px
I have one better. You get excited when you empty the Hoover and notice how much better it is "But did you Hoover with the old Hoover then do it again with the new Hoover? Maximum effect for how bad the old one was J x | |||
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"When you run to answer the phone naked and get carpet burns on your arse cheeks " You fell over again  | |||
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"When you run to answer the phone naked and get carpet burns on your arse cheeks
You fell over again "I’ve still not got up from the last time | |||
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"When you're knackered after looking after your grandchild "When someone younger than you says that^  | |||
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"When you start sitting on your ballbag " | |||
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"You start wearing your contacts and reading glasses together" This.. definitely. | |||
"You start wearing your contacts and reading glasses together This.. definitely. " Been doing this for last 3 years | |||
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"You have to sit down for a wee. " Never knew that was an age thing! | |||
"When you start sitting on your ballbag "Yep | |||
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"After sex you think "still bloody got it!!" " | |||
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"When you fill in your date of birth on line and have to scroll along time to find your year " and get dizzy waiting for it to stop lol. | |||
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"when you sell the two seater convertible for a 4x4 "Nah! You sell the 4 x 4 and buy a two seater sports car because you no longer have children to ferry around. | |||
"you get excited over your new hoover Px "Is it a shark?! | |||
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"you get excited over your new hoover Px "Yes totally this. I got a Gtech what did you get? | |||
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"You show your son how to wheelie his bmx and end up in a heap on the ground." Always cover the back brake! | |||
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"When Monty Don is your pin up guy! "Is he on your ceiling? he is kinda cute | |||
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"When I actually look forward to bedtime" 10 o'clock is the new midnight | |||
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I feel like I'm 90 | |||
"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back
I feel like I'm 90 "Mary needs Wine | |||
"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back
I feel like I'm 90
Mary needs Wine "I'm currently having a medicinal gin and tonic as it happens | |||
"When a 15 mile bike ride in the sun gives you a bad back
I feel like I'm 90
Mary needs Wine
I'm currently having a medicinal gin and tonic as it happens "I would never have guessed | |||
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"When it watches you tie your shoes, rather than watching you shave lol. So a friend tells me "That qoute is almost from a song, called "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington on Youtube. "Dear Penis, I don't think I like anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be u and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like u anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore. Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever, Dear Penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls | |||
"..... When your son asks you what a tape cassette was....... " My great niece asked me if we used to write with a quill and ink at school | |||
"..... When your son asks you what a tape cassette was....... My great niece asked me if we used to write with a quill and ink at school "Hope she doesn’t repeat that closer to Christmas lol | |||
"When you refer to your knees as good and bad one instead of left n right." Haha I literally got called out by my son for saying this half an hour ago | |||
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"When you refer to your knees as good and bad one instead of left n right." I soooooo do this! | |||
