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Last time I ever take fashion advice from a woman
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So this is what a female friend said to me... " you would look so sexy in some stretchy skinny jeans, would really show your legs and bum"...so what do I do? Like a moron I listen and get myself some skinny jeans... and wear them. 3 hours in those jeans my crotch is burning with pain, my testicles are crying and my penis is twisted like a tornado, and all I can think is get this torture device off me. Sure my ass got it's compliments, but it's definitely not worth it.
Not sure if it's me or the male body...but skinny Jeans and I are just not compatible |
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"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"
I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)
And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom ) |
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"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’
I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)
And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom )"
Nice summer dress and some sparkly sandals from Monsoon, white lace knicker shorts and matching wireless bra  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool/Wallasey |
"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"
Then don't. It is your choice, men are not forcing you to wear or do those things. Even if it is an expectation from men for you to wear those things, it is still your choice to do so. Nobody is causing you to endure those things except yourself.
If you like wearing those things because they make you feel good and feminine, then by all means keep doing it, that is great. Don't go blaming the expectations of men for the reason you endure them though.
This falls back to the make up thread a while back and the majority of women said "I don't wear make up for men, I wear it because it makes me feel good about myself" |
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"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’
Then don't. It is your choice, men are not forcing you to wear or do those things. Even if it is an expectation from men for you to wear those things, it is still your choice to do so. Nobody is causing you to endure those things except yourself.
If you like wearing those things because they make you feel good and feminine, then by all means keep doing it, that is great. Don't go blaming the expectations of men for the reason you endure them though.
This falls back to the make up thread a while back and the majority of women said "I don't wear make up for men, I wear it because it makes me feel good about myself" "
The man does have a point... |
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"Ram your cock and balls into a sock. Tuck it round to form a padded area. Zip up jeans. Don't sit down, just bend over car bonnets. "
Let's not overly complicate this experience. I've already decided to avoid it moving forward ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans 
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion  .
*wear  "
Jaaaabaited!!!! |
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!"
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"
I don’t do any of these things, I don’t care what men expect. Those who don’t like it can walk on by |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here? "
We don't care about honour, just don't hurt our egos and we'll all be dandy |
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?
We don't care about honour, just don't hurt our egos and we'll all be dandy "
Our egos and our fun plums haha |
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here? "
My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’
I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)
And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom )"
Under the dresses we wear Spanx, so out stomachs don't bulge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’
I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)
And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom )
Under the dresses we wear Spanx, so out stomachs don't bulge. "
Or cycling type shorts to avoid chub rub ! |
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?
My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !
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Do not worry friend, I got you  |
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"I like a man who wears what he likes, and not what others try to dictate.
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Does that include the wannabe gangster who wears his trousers just below his ass cheeks, because that's what he wants and no one can dictate how he should dress ? |
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"Real men don't wear skinny jeans
Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion .
*wear
Jaaaabaited!!!!
You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?
My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !
Do not worry friend, I got you "
Friend zone alert!!!....I'm out ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try slim or regular fit.
Skinny fit are exactly that - for skinny men with skinny winny legs and waists.
You are enticing trouble if you have donkey bollox or cock trying to wear such things, dont do it.  |
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