"I am sexually aroused by letter boxes…..
Is it the opening or the colour? Or that they let anyone use them? Oh the questions  "
Ooo it’s everything about them; Their sexy, sleek design, that deliciously naughty shade of red…..Only trouble is that I swear that Royal Mail have raised the level of the apertures over the years which means I now require a step ladder in order to insert my tackle into them   |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I am sexually aroused by letter boxes…..
Is it the opening or the colour? Or that they let anyone use them? Oh the questions
Ooo it’s everything about them; Their sexy, sleek design, that deliciously naughty shade of red…..Only trouble is that I swear that Royal Mail have raised the level of the apertures over the years which means I now require a step ladder in order to insert my tackle into them "
Have you tried practising handstands? |
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"I am sexually aroused by letter boxes…..
Is it the opening or the colour? Or that they let anyone use them? Oh the questions
Ooo it’s everything about them; Their sexy, sleek design, that deliciously naughty shade of red…..Only trouble is that I swear that Royal Mail have raised the level of the apertures over the years which means I now require a step ladder in order to insert my tackle into them
Have you tried practising handstands? "
 Ah ha! A great idea! Hell yes! - I’m back in hard core, post box copulating action!   |
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