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Let's nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Heyyy Jim "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"Twooooo!! " So excited, I forgot to say hello  | |||
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What happened to the beautiful Ivy? | |||
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"Twooooo!! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wet Midnight. You've earned yourself a silver medal. | |||
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"Good evening
What happened to the beautiful Ivy?"I think she left x | |||
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"Heyyy Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"Sweet! I only wrote 2 words so as to get in there quickly
Hope your well my lovely..
Evening all | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me " Can i borrow the big one?  | |||
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"Twooooo!! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wet Midnight. You've earned yourself a silver medal."
Its a rudy nudey | |||
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"Hi x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me " I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me Can i borrow the big one? "I like to keep it beside me at night | |||
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"hola" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hola, hola, hola, Marky Mark. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x" Xxx | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better. "It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me " You been poorly? | |||
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"Hey yo Jimbo Evening all x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. For a moment I thought you said hey ho, like from the song by The Lumineers. x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that "Ah I see | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly?" Just self induced heartburn I think | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that "Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant? | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that "Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant? " | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think " Trapped wind | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant? "Heartburn is a bugger isn’t it | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant? "I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case | |||
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"And what time do you call this! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. I've had a couple of things going on with my mum. I wasn't going to nocturnal tonight. But I changed my mind. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind " No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
Heartburn is a bugger isn’t it "It's up there with toothache | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
Heartburn is a bugger isn’t it "They used to say it's because the baby was going to have loads if hair | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case "What kind of stick though because it matters! | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case "Maybe you just need a big poo
My mum always says that... "are you sure you don't just need a poo??" | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case "In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster. | |||
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"Hey yo Jimbo Evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. For a moment I thought you said hey ho, like from the song by The Lumineers. x" You say hey ho I think of the song sung by the little people in snow White lol Had a quick Google for 5 sec knew what the song is x | |||
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"Twooooo!! So excited, I forgot to say hello "Haha, it's alright, anything goes here. I like the fact you're excited. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair." This seems legit as I do have lovely thick hair | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
Heartburn is a bugger isn’t it
It's up there with toothache "As bad as toothache....jeez it must have been as bad! Hope you're feeling better | |||
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"And what time do you call this!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. I've had a couple of things going on with my mum. I wasn't going to nocturnal tonight. But I changed my mind."Well I hope your mum is ok lovely. Well I'm glad you did decide to do it. X | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair." Who's the dad | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster."I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster | |||
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"Evening all, hope everyone is well "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell in the night.  | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair. Who's the dad" Must be myself because I havnt had sex since last year. Must have scratched my bum after playing or something | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster."And does it tell you if you are pregnant? | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster "If she turns blue then I think it's allowed. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair. Who's the dad Must be myself because I havnt had sex since last year. Must have scratched my bum after playing or something " | |||
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"I hope Jim's mum is okay "Ditto | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Does your small fan do the job? | |||
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"Status update time to advertise and get at least page 4 tonight "Just given you one to help you on your way. | |||
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"Evening all, hope everyone is well
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell in the night. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, again. I've had a nice quiet day all on my own after a mildly chaotic half term. I've not left the house (except to hang up washing). It's been ace. | |||
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"Heyyy Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface
Sweet!
I only wrote 2 words so as to get in there quickly
Hope your well my lovely..
Evening all "Nice tactics. I'm alright. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster " ain’t no one peeing on me | |||
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"Twooooo!! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wet Midnight. You've earned yourself a silver medal.
Its a rudy nudey " | |||
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"Hello " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bethan. Happy Saturday. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fetishkie. Smileyface" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeéèëêevening Jim, i see you've got the love | |||
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"Hi x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x Xxx" How was your Saturday day? x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that "Cowabunga to you and your heart. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Cowabunga to you and your heart."Cheers Jim | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Hope you have had a gloriously sunny day! Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Haha, not really. I bet it's been glorious in Worcester. x | |||
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"Heyyy Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface
Sweet!
I only wrote 2 words so as to get in there quickly
Hope your well my lovely..
Evening all
Nice tactics.
I'm alright. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"Ah..I'm ok. I see you've got stuff going on with your mom...hope you're ok x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster
ain’t no one peeing on me "Good we're not being on each other, I'm happy about that | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant? "Who's the daddy? | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster
If she turns blue then I think it's allowed." I thought if she gets stung by jellyfish | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
Who's the daddy?"You're the daddy
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X"Ahhhh, René! | |||
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"I can't multi task I failed miserably this thread has my undivided attention for now "And what was you doing before?…(curiousface) | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!"Oh Yvette! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a bit odd. Small Human #2 has been in a strange mood all day so it's been hard work. I did have a lovely ride (on a horse) earlier though. Oh, and I had an ice cream and so did Mr KC! Exciting stuff "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. That's not a bad Saturday. | |||
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"I can't multi task I failed miserably this thread has my undivided attention for now
And what was you doing before?…(curiousface) "Nothing rude was in the chat room on cam, still am but cam is off for now | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!"Good moaning | |||
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"Evening from across the pond." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and good afternooooooooooooooooon, Kyn. All the way from Shrewsbury, Shropshire. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning "Listen very carefully I will say this only once | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning "
Is it weird that I used to have an innocent crush on the policeman as a child? I think it probably is ... | |||
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"Let's Nocturnal!!! Evening Jimster. Hello fellow Perverts.
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Let's do it! | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!"Good moaning Officer crabtree best character ever | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning "Good moaning, I was just pissing... | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
Maybe you just need a big poo
My mum always says that... "are you sure you don't just need a poo??" " Mothers. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster
ain’t no one peeing on me
Good we're not being on each other, I'm happy about that "Peeing damn it | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster."Blimey. | |||
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"I've never heard of the heartburn hairy baby theory before." It's quite outdated, a bit like how peeing on hamsters is. | |||
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"Hey yo Jimbo Evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. For a moment I thought you said hey ho, like from the song by The Lumineers. x You say hey ho I think of the song sung by the little people in snow White lol Had a quick Google for 5 sec knew what the song is x"That's hi, not hey. x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster
ain’t no one peeing on me
Good we're not being on each other, I'm happy about that
Peeing damn it "I’m glad you corrected that | |||
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"And what time do you call this!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. I've had a couple of things going on with my mum. I wasn't going to nocturnal tonight. But I changed my mind.
Well I hope your mum is ok lovely.
Well I'm glad you did decide to do it. X" x | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me You been poorly? Just self induced heartburn I think Trapped wind No, he's pregnant with a really hairy baby. According to various Old Wives the worse your heartburn the more likely your baby is to have a full head of hair. Who's the dad" You beat me to it. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
In the Yorkshire dales we pee on a hamster.
I don't think belle would like that, she's my hamster
ain’t no one peeing on me
Good we're not being on each other, I'm happy about that
Peeing damn it
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Is it weird that I used to have an innocent crush on the policeman as a child? I think it probably is ..."Probably
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Heartburn is pants, I had it constantly when I was pregnant. Could you be pregnant?
I hadn't thought of that, I will pee on a stick tomorrow just in case
Maybe you just need a big poo
My mum always says that... "are you sure you don't just need a poo??"
Mothers."I will have one later and report back | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away."What an invitation for silliness | |||
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Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Is it weird that I used to have an innocent crush on the policeman as a child? I think it probably is ...
Probably
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Listen very carefully I will say this only once"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty. | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Is it weird that I used to have an innocent crush on the policeman as a child? I think it probably is ...
I met him once. "Wha? *faints* | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness "I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Listen very carefully I will say this only once
I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty. " | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Listen very carefully I will say this only once
I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty. "Can't but help read that in his voice | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Is it weird that I used to have an innocent crush on the policeman as a child? I think it probably is ...
Probably
Did you ever see the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies?
Did it ever get shown on the programme? There's a version at Longleat, but her boobies are only medium sized."They must have, at some point: www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-46397261.amp | |||
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"And what time do you call this!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. I've had a couple of things going on with my mum. I wasn't going to nocturnal tonight. But I changed my mind.
Well I hope your mum is ok lovely.
Well I'm glad you did decide to do it. X
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness
I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away "Please we need lots of silly string yay | |||
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"Good evening all, I've decided to bring my biggest small fan with me I'm assuming it was heartburn as im guessing if it was a heart attack you'd be a gonna by now.
Hope you are feeling better.
It's a really long heart attack if not heartburn and it's still hurting. I did wolf down a load of pizza so it's probably that
Pop a renne and the jobs a good un. X
Ahhhh, René!
Oh Yvette!
Good moaning
Listen very carefully I will say this only once
I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.
Can't but help read that in his voice "I absolutely LOVE 'Allo 'Allo | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness
I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away
Please we need lots of silly string yay "*Fingers the trigger* | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness
I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away
Please we need lots of silly string yay
*Fingers the trigger* "And party pops, let's make it really messy before Jim gets back and then leave him to clean up | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness
I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away
Please we need lots of silly string yay
*Fingers the trigger* "Jimbo ain't going to like it but please Fire at will let's make a mess | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
What an invitation for silliness
I have been known to deploy the silly string while Jim is away
Please we need lots of silly string yay
*Fingers the trigger*
And party pops, let's make it really messy before Jim gets back and then leave him to clean up "I second this | |||
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"Change of plan. There's no water in the fridge. So I'm staying downstairs with a mug of tea." Hi Jimbo we was just erm quoting the bible cause we are all sweet and innocent  | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away."Where's the glitter gun?
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
Where's the glitter gun?
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"Change of plan. There's no water in the fridge. So I'm staying downstairs with a mug of tea." I just made tea also | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to get some water. Even though I'm already half an hour behind. I'll be back soon. So don't think you can be silly while I'm away.
Where's the glitter gun?
"Shush, he's back
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"Good evening Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Smileyface x | |||
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"I hope Jim's mum is okay
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"OK well Iv have really bad heartburn on and off for years so I guess it must be the worlds longest pregnancy with a yetti! "Not on Piscean's sasquatch. | |||
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"I hope Jim's mum is okay
Ditto" I almost did a pun, but I didn't. | |||
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"Status update time to advertise and get at least page 4 tonight "I'm already 45 minutes behind! | |||
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"Sooooo warm tonight huh… "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Redhead. I've gone out of order especially to say, welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"OK well Iv have really bad heartburn on and off for years so I guess it must be the worlds longest pregnancy with a yetti!
Not on Piscean's sasquatch. "I think it's easing now, maybe I just needed tea | |||
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"OK well Iv have really bad heartburn on and off for years so I guess it must be the worlds longest pregnancy with a yetti!
Not on Piscean's sasquatch.
I think it's easing now, maybe I just needed tea "Tea cures everything *nods* | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Redhead." Hi Redhead | |||
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"Status update time to advertise and get at least page 4 tonight
I'm already 45 minutes behind!"How many times have I told you that you need an apprentice or a helper, I'm here if you need me jimbo but I understand as a guy you want to do it your way | |||
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"Nell is up late " | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Redhead." Hi redhead | |||
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"Nell is up late "
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"Good evening Jim and all. Everyone enjoying their Saturday night. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. | |||
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"Good evening everyone. XX" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and good afternooooooooooon, Lorraine. x | |||
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"Awwww hey everyone arent you kind" Heyyy pleased to meet you | |||
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"Nell is up late "Good and so is the KC posse
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"Awwww hey everyone arent you kind Heyyy pleased to meet you "Yes the party just got started | |||
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"Evening all, hope everyone is well
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell in the night.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, again. I've had a nice quiet day all on my own after a mildly chaotic half term. I've not left the house (except to hang up washing). It's been ace."Lovely. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Belle. I won't wee on you. I've got a shy bladder. " fancy a poke instead | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fetishkie. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeéèëêevening Jim, i see you've got the love "So much love. Smileyface | |||
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"Nell is up late
Good and so is the KC posse
More power to us all"The KCs (well, one of us) is up late most days. My natural body clock is nocturnal  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Belle. I won't wee on you. I've got a shy bladder. fancy a poke instead " | |||
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"Nell is up late
I'm not a fake Nocturnal tonight!"Nell, you're doing wonderfully | |||
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"Oi Oi..! "Saveloy! | |||
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"I'm going to do interesting fact instead of on this day. Humming birds are often mistaken for insects because of their size " Animal facts! Huzzah! | |||
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"Awwww hey everyone arent you kind Heyyy pleased to meet you
Yes the party just got started "I could so do with a good party....I'd happily party with you | |||
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"Booooinjour x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bravepants. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. I hope you see this. Smileyface | |||
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"Awwww hey everyone arent you kind" Very rude of us to overlook the new boy. Hello *waves* | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Belle. I won't wee on you. I've got a shy bladder. " I know that feeling lol | |||
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"Nell is up late
I'm not a fake Nocturnal tonight!
Nell, you're doing wonderfully "Thank you, I'm quite pleased with myself. I'll give it till half past then I'm heading to bed because I'm up early for a trip to Lincolnshire to see a friend I've not seen in over a year. She inconsiderately moved away from Yorkshire  | |||
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