Kids..you've just got to love them.
A child was so proud of his dad as he watched him battle to save his mom from God, and going to heaven.
After hearing his mothers cries of "God I'm coming..I'm coming God" the child witnessed his dad wrestling his mom as her legs were in the the air being pulled upwards by God.
Dad never gave in until mum was saved from the clutches of God.
He was so proud and taken with this, that when asked by his teacher to write about his hero...he relayed the tale 
He got a D for his efforts.
Moral of the story, one of them, always read your kids homework
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No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed  . |
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed . "
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued |
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued "
It really does! |
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I saw a brilliant tik tok video where the hot milf is picking her young daughter up and asks how her play date went, daughter replies 'I think my friends dad is a burglar mum, he said he wants to smash your back doors in' |
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does! "
Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight! |
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My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element  |
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does!
Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight!"
I know she was really upset about it to be honest! |
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does!
Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight!
I know she was really upset about it to be honest! "
I can imagine! Not nice to be in that situation and really worrying, even though you know, it was entirely innocent. |
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"I saw a brilliant tik tok video where the hot milf is picking her young daughter up and asks how her play date went, daughter replies 'I think my friends dad is a burglar mum, he said he wants to smash your back doors in' "
Wow...dad needs to be more careful with his thoughts |
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now "
He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it  |
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now
He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it "
I'm chuckling here |
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now
He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it
I'm chuckling here "
I laughed about it a couple of hours later, my mum was in hysterics |
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Nothing as drastic as that but it’s usually truth things where she’s dropped me in it. When I’ve said she’s a year younger to get in somewhere cheaper she’s said no I’m not I’m 7 or 8 or whatever the age was at the time. Or if I’ve said I can’t do something because she has this class she’s said no I haven’t I do that tomorrow or that was yesterday!
Now she’s 11 she knows to just keep silent about anything I say to someone that’s slightly bending the truth. |
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Mine used to write about how we spent “every” Saturday in the pub. At parents evening I had to explain it was a family sports & social club with lots of outdoor space for the kids to play in, a darts board, pool table, sport in tv etc.. Also as I was a single parent it was my social life & I never drank as was driving!! And it was 3 hours every other Saturday when they weren’t with their dad.
J x |
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"Nothing as drastic as that but it’s usually truth things where she’s dropped me in it. When I’ve said she’s a year younger to get in somewhere cheaper she’s said no I’m not I’m 7 or 8 or whatever the age was at the time. Or if I’ve said I can’t do something because she has this class she’s said no I haven’t I do that tomorrow or that was yesterday!
Now she’s 11 she knows to just keep silent about anything I say to someone that’s slightly bending the truth. "
My sister used to do the age thing when getting on the buses with her 2.
An inspector got on and when asked the ages she said one thing and the kids another! |
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"Mine used to write about how we spent “every” Saturday in the pub. At parents evening I had to explain it was a family sports & social club with lots of outdoor space for the kids to play in, a darts board, pool table, sport in tv etc.. Also as I was a single parent it was my social life & I never drank as was driving!! And it was 3 hours every other Saturday when they weren’t with their dad.
J x"
My cousins used to be taken to a social club..sounds a lot like yours. It was kid friendly and had family vibe about it...they loved it. |
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"Mine used to write about how we spent “every” Saturday in the pub. At parents evening I had to explain it was a family sports & social club with lots of outdoor space for the kids to play in, a darts board, pool table, sport in tv etc.. Also as I was a single parent it was my social life & I never drank as was driving!! And it was 3 hours every other Saturday when they weren’t with their dad.
J x
My cousins used to be taken to a social club..sounds a lot like yours. It was kid friendly and had family vibe about it...they loved it."
It was perfect for them & a safe haven for me |
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I don't have kids, but when I was a kid, Mum was friends with a lady who had very bad acne and was very conscious of it
She used to come for tea once a week
So, imagine Mums delight when I popped up from behind the couch one night and said 'Angela, have you always been spotty?' |
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