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Will you have me, please ? "Is that even a question?! Of course | |||
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"We would love to come
Mrs has some great navigation skills "Navigation skills would help! I don’t have ark nav | |||
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"I’d love to come and cook for you "You and gatsby are first in the two by two line my love. In ya sexy aprons  | |||
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"I can cook and can reliably spot two different species of birds. And i have big boobs. " Boobs . You’re in | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride "Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails | |||
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"I make a fabulous Tequila Sunrise "The more cocktails the better I say | |||
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"I’ll come and you can always use my face for a comfier seat if you wish "Haha. Does that go for all the ladies? | |||
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"I’ll come and you can always use my face for a comfier seat if you wish
Haha. Does that go for all the ladies?"The more the merrier Nora | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride
Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails "Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty | |||
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"I know about import and exports also security if that helps "Security as in bodyguard type thing? We’ll need some strong men to keep the pirates at bay. | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride
Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails
Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty "Well yes that’s true! Which is why you’d be perfect for the job | |||
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"I can cook and can reliably spot two different species of birds. And i have big boobs. " The third talent you list is the vital one. | |||
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"Millions of condoms, millions of Lube, millions of millions all round just millions of love "Great you’re responsible for condoms and lube then. Thankyou | |||
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"I’d love to come and cook for you
You and gatsby are first in the two by two line my love. In ya sexy aprons " thank you that’s brilliant | |||
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"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely." Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride
Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails
Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty
Well yes that’s true! Which is why you’d be perfect for the job "Can I offer you sex with the captain (*is actually a drink, I googled ) | |||
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"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely. Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer "Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you. | |||
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"You have a third = flotation devices. Do they need inflating further....? Op, I'm good at making garden fires - the fire brigade come out & have a polite word to remind me not to let it go out of control. Yup, yada, yada, yada. So there maybe passing firemen too...! "If you come with fireman you’re in | |||
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"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely. Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer
Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you."You should have added removed by you 
Schoolboy error there. | |||
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"I'll organise a capella karaoke..
Will you have me, please ?
Is that even a question?! Of course " | |||
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"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive? "I'm in, I scuba dive, free dive for fish octopus and cook, Boat tickets and 7 years experience at sea | |||
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"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?
I'm in,
I scuba dive, free dive for fish octopus and cook,
Boat tickets and 7 years experience at sea"Wow you’ll definitely be an asset! | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride "Or you might end up Miss Wet T-shirt. Not a bad thing overall  | |||
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"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes" Have you tested? | |||
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"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes Have you tested?" We’ll take him. He’s a logical thinker and quite intelligent. | |||
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"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes Have you tested?" I have. | |||
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"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes Have you tested? I have. " Then we will never be lost! | |||
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"Op, I can see you have wine & chipolata sausages in picture - me now hungry! Yum-yum. "Chipolata sausages? Are you referring to my legs?!  | |||
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"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes Have you tested? I have. Then we will never be lost! "  | |||
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"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive? "Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious! | |||
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"We can plug holes incase of any leaks "I just looked at your pics. You two are in regardless of talent | |||
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"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?
Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious! "Oh definitely yes! You kill me you do | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you "Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know. | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you
Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know. "Hang on we’ve got 2 chefs for all these people! It’s not enough. | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you
Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know. "Serves me right for not reading the entire thread | |||
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"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely. Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer
Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you.
You should have added removed by you
Schoolboy error there. "Oh no no no no…..much more erotic when I watch them removing it. The more amatory the tease, the whiter their whites. | |||
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"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride
Or you might end up Miss Wet T-shirt. Not a bad thing overall "You know me, oops, I spilt it all down myself  | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you
Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.
Serves me right for not reading the entire thread "You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean | |||
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"We can plug holes incase of any leaks
I just looked at your pics. You two are in regardless of talent "yaaay !! We will encourage others none the less | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you
Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.
Serves me right for not reading the entire thread
You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean "Yayy I’ll grab an apron on my way | |||
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"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?
Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious!
Oh definitely yes! You kill me you do "Yay | |||
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"I’m coming…I can dance for you, keep you entertained xx" Oh you’re definitely in. | |||
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I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon. | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs "No | |||
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"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot! I would fit right in
I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon."Are you a proper doctor that would be handy! | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs "Nora, invite this guy, I'm in desperate need of a man hug. | |||
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"Can I come? I have: Loads of different versions of Malibu for cocktails. Endless supplies of Haribo. Twister board game An inflatable 5ft penis Lots of lingerie sets And oh yeah great boobs "The boobs did it for me | |||
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"Well one the pleasure of me... And two I can fix your glasses if you're a bozo and break then "Of course you’re in. You can be my partner on crime | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs
No " cruel | |||
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"Mr is a farmer so he could grow some crops and rear some livestock (assuming that this isn’t a vegan ark). I like sewing if anyone’s planning on wearing clothes. " It’s definitely not a vegan ark. Although vegans and veggies will be catered for. TMontana - please add this to your notes | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs
No
cruel "Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island ! | |||
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"It's a Dave Gorman joke .... he posted sausages instead of his wives legs on social media ... But caveman say bring your legs & sausages too! Show feet in same pic & cavman will believe you! (LOL) Ooo, cave man is a liberated caveman & can cook good too! Good at boiled ham - eat hot, eat cold. Willson likes it too.... "Ah ok. I get it now. Or do I?!  | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs
No
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Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !"I’m Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals | |||
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"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you
Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.
Serves me right for not reading the entire thread
You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean "I wasn't mean! When the chefs try to kill each other over head chef duties, I'm staying well away. | |||
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"Can I come? I have: Loads of different versions of Malibu for cocktails. Endless supplies of Haribo. Twister board game An inflatable 5ft penis Lots of lingerie sets And oh yeah great boobs
The boobs did it for me "Yes!!!! | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs
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cruel
Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !
I’m
Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals "Haha I can vouch for this | |||
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"I'll volunteer to wash all the lady's underwear. (Pay no attention to all that blue dye). " Haha | |||
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"Me!!! No talents just my charm and good looks. Plus you’ll need scissoring wifey "Haha. You’re in wifey | |||
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"I’ll come if there’s space I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs
No
cruel
Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !
I’m
Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals
Haha I can vouch for this "You wait till we’re both scaring the locals in York | |||
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"Meeeeee I will bring my happy disposition and gin "Oh babs you’re always welcome. And I’ll need someone to motorboat my boobs | |||
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"Guess I don’t get to come "Wonko you have to come | |||
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"Guess I don’t get to come
Wonko you have to come "No I don't  | |||
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Il give you boobie cuddles | |||
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"Meeeeee I will bring my happy disposition and gin
Oh babs you’re always welcome. And I’ll need someone to motorboat my boobs "That would be meeeeeee | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles "No! Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
No!
Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate "Did you actually listen to me | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
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Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate "Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle! | |||
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"Trained chef and mixologist if that's any good" You’re in. No more chefs now! We need some big strong uns to build us some little huts and shelters | |||
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"I've got no discernable skills. Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess." There’ll be no cats. I don’t like cats. But you can come anyway . Bring your boobs | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
No!
Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate
Did you actually listen to me "I did! Until lunchtime | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
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Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate
Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!" yay | |||
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"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot! I would fit right in
I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.
Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!"Unfortunately not | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
No!
Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate
Did you actually listen to me
I did! Until lunchtime"Good keep it up  | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
No!
Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate
Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!"When she takes away your chocolate don't come crying to me. All you will get is an I told you so. | |||
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"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot! I would fit right in
I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.
Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!
Unfortunately not "Good hands will be good for suncream rubber inner | |||
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"I've got no discernable skills. Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess." | |||
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"Pick me pick me
Il give you boobie cuddles
No!
Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate
Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!
When she takes away your chocolate don't come crying to me. All you will get is an I told you so. "Even I’d choose boobs over chocolate! | |||
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"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot! I would fit right in
I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.
Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!
Unfortunately not "I. No gynecologist but I'll have a bloody good look for you | |||
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"I tell awful Dad jokes I spend my time using the word claggy to describe the weather. I suspect I will be eaten first when the food runs out. I wont taste like chicken. " Haha you can come as you’ve made me laugh already | |||
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"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot! I would fit right in
I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.
Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!
Unfortunately not
Good hands will be good for suncream rubber inner"I'm good at rubbing all sorts of things | |||
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"I'm medical? I'll kiss and rub things better ... may I come please? " Yes! Our first medical professional. Definitely | |||
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"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters" I want proper posh lavs! | |||
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"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters I want proper posh lavs!" Ok coming right up | |||
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"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty. Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life. Mr" Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come! | |||
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"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters I want proper posh lavs!" Bidet as well? | |||
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"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty. Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life. Mr Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come! "But an I allowed?
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"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters I want proper posh lavs! Ok coming right up" I want posh perfumes and posh hand wash too. And a proper hand dryer like McDonald’s not those crappy ones. | |||
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"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty. Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life. Mr Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come!
But an I allowed?
Mr"Of course. | |||
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"*staples his big toe to the rudder* "Keep an eye on this fella. He has a penchant for throwing a spanner in the works. | |||
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"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters I want proper posh lavs! Bidet as well? " Yes we have to keep clean and fresh. | |||
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"*staples his big toe to the rudder*
Keep an eye on this fella. He has a penchant for throwing a spanner in the works. "I'm not coming I'm escaping by myself | |||
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"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in ". You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island | |||
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"Better grab my bikini then And talent I am bringing is a wicking sense off style and if that not anuff I can also teach how to walk in sky high heels "I need to learn how to walk in high heels! You’re in . And you’re funny so definitely in | |||
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"I'm in. I have no talent except blagging my way onto Arks." You’re in for your cheek | |||
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"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in
. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island "deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross) | |||
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"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please "That's not Nora's Job, Meli is good at that stuff. | |||
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"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in
. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross) " . NO!!!! | |||
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"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please "There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one | |||
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"I've watched naked and afraid it that counts. And should anyone be naked and afraid, I'll cuddle and protect them." Annabelle of course you’re in! | |||
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"I can make jaffa cake donuts.... "I don’t like Jaffa cakes or donuts. Try again. | |||
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"I can build shelter can I come " Yes. We’re short of builders etc | |||
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"I've got no discernable skills. Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess. There’ll be no cats. I don’t like cats. But you can come anyway . Bring your boobs "Always do
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"I've watched naked and afraid it that counts. And should anyone be naked and afraid, I'll cuddle and protect them. Annabelle of course you’re in! " Nice one | |||
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"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in
. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross)
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"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please
There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one "Good point, form an orderly queue menfolk, it's been a dry year! | |||
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"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please
There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one
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"I use to pole dance for fitness maybe one of them palm trees could be stripped down for pole material and I could teach for entertainment "no don't strip the poor tree I'll gladly let you use my pole | |||
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"I'll organise a capella karaoke..
Will you have me, please ? "I love karaoke! I can't sing mind | |||
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"I have an affinity with wood if that helps. "Don't we all | |||
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"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty. Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life. Mr Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come!
But an I allowed?
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"I use to pole dance for fitness maybe one of them palm trees could be stripped down for pole material and I could teach for entertainment "Oh yes definitely! | |||
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"I can make a crown out of banana leaves ". In. And yes ash can come too | |||
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"My singing career is on the up so you would have no need to worry about me singing and it raining "Oh yes a singer! Definitely in | |||
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"I know all about electricity. I can set up dildo charging stations all over the island " | |||
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"I have an affinity with wood if that helps. "Tree hugging is in order then | |||
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"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener. " Does he have chocolate | |||
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"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener. Does he have chocolate "No, he has no chocolate. | |||
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"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener. Does he have chocolate
No, he has no chocolate. "You ate his chocolate didn’t you | |||
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"Is there room for 2 more?!
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