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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.
How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?
How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ewwww no. How horrible.  "
Yep, but the unfortunate thing is that it probably does happen. The women who have one and the prideless sods who just want to get laid... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not even plan F or G let alone plan B. Maybe plan Q if I’m lucky if someone’s really desperate with low standards "
So Worldcupwillie isn't even on the subs bench?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a standby cock. It's made of glass and resides in a velvet bag in my bedside drawer.
I'd not make a human my standby cock, that would be such an insult. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?"
Wouldn't you work it out eventually based on a pattern of behaviour? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?"
I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?
Wouldn't you work it out eventually based on a pattern of behaviour?"
Hmmm... Never been in that position so wouldn't know what to look for. Assume you mean just a half interest in conversation etc? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?
I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!"
Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've definitely felt like a standby cunt on occasion. But I'd never do the same thing to anyone. It's a dick move and makes you feel like shit.
Have had a couple of fuck buddies in the past where we all knew the score and no one got upset if they just got a call for a last minute hook up though. But that's the point of a fb, surely. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.
How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?
How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?
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We have never been a plan B as far as we know, and we would never be that desperate for play that we felt the need to have a standby play partner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW |
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"I have a standby cock. It's made of glass and resides in a velvet bag in my bedside drawer.
I'd not make a human my standby cock, that would be such an insult."
Couldn't agree more, sounds like such a crappy thing to do to someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've definitely felt like a standby cunt on occasion. But I'd never do the same thing to anyone. It's a dick move and makes you feel like shit.
Have had a couple of fuck buddies in the past where we all knew the score and no one got upset if they just got a call for a last minute hook up though. But that's the point of a fb, surely."
Exaclty! I remember being told by one woman she would always have "a pair and a spair". Apparently I was one of the pair |
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW"
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!! 
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best. |
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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago
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I remember having a meet planned - 3 hrs before it was due I got a txt - got handyman coming round to sort a problem with lock on bathroom - got trapped in there this morning… there are some notable flaws as … who can get a handyman/joiner on the same day and the veri. She posted later. Just put it down to experience - why get annoyed - if that’s the type of person they are we probably wouldn’t have got on in person anyway. |
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I have a guy who says he will gladly be on standby every night lol he's very sweet and a great fuck. We used to meet very regularly but have been out of touch for a number of years. I'm happy to be reacquainted with him. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Standby suggests second best which is a terrible ouchy phrase and sentiment.
However.. I'm poly so I have more than one partner. If one cancelled our weekend I might very well get in touch with another.
But they have hearts and faces and are held high in my thoughts and feelings... not just standby cocks!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best. "
Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down. |
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.
Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down. "
Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.
Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.
Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone! "
Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.
How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?
How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?
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I wish!! I have a hard enough job getting one never mind a standby!  |
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.
Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.
Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!
Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here! "
Obviously outside the couple the dynamic is different. |
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?
I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!"
This ^ unless you are told how would you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.
Does that count?
PW
Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!
Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.
Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.
Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!
Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here!
Obviously outside the couple the dynamic is different."
Which is why we need to join the queue further down. We’re the standbys to the standbys’ standbys. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?
I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!
Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards. "
I respect your honesty, fair play to you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really?
Who wants to be plan B?
Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?
I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!
Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards. I respect your honesty, fair play to you!"
He was perfectly aware. I guess it would make a difference to me too. Informed choices. |
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To have a cock though next to me well...that cock does need to be on stand by!! 
