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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...it would be possible to get fed up of seeing dick pics. But I think I've definitely reached that point now! 
Fellas, if your dick is the best thing going for you then I feel bad for you, genuinely!!
Plus I think I prefer the surprise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bits are bits. We all know what they will look like generally.
Whats more exciting are things you can’t see straight away, like their personality and attitude!"
Yeah, absolutely! And people who have like 12 pics of their cock on their profile  haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some cocks are more eye friendly than others  "
Haha definitely! I actually ended up messaging a guy to compliment him. You can't let an opportunity like that pass you by haha always nice to help people feel good about themselves.
He did have a nice dick though  |
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"...it would be possible to get fed up of seeing dick pics. But I think I've definitely reached that point now!
Fellas, if your dick is the best thing going for you then I feel bad for you, genuinely!!
Plus I think I prefer the surprise "
They should start sending pictures of a cockerel. It's both a cock pick and not a dick pic and probably will surprise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...it would be possible to get fed up of seeing dick pics. But I think I've definitely reached that point now!
Fellas, if your dick is the best thing going for you then I feel bad for you, genuinely!!
Plus I think I prefer the surprise
They should start sending pictures of a cockerel. It's both a cock pick and not a dick pic and probably will surprise "
That would certainly make me laugh!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero)."
Now that has certainly piqued my interest!! |
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"...it would be possible to get fed up of seeing dick pics. But I think I've definitely reached that point now!
Fellas, if your dick is the best thing going for you then I feel bad for you, genuinely!!
Plus I think I prefer the surprise "
Have you gone cock blind OP ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...it would be possible to get fed up of seeing dick pics. But I think I've definitely reached that point now!
Fellas, if your dick is the best thing going for you then I feel bad for you, genuinely!!
Plus I think I prefer the surprise
Have you gone cock blind OP ?
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I absolutely have! |
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"I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero)."
Does Juan have a moustache ? |
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"I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero)."
Does he have a tiny dick sword? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the cock, nice arty type pics of a pretty nice peen I don't mind, tens of str*ngled chicken ones not so much  "
The str@ngled ones freak me out
Another vote for arty pics here x |
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"Bits are bits. We all know what they will look like generally.
Whats more exciting are things you can’t see straight away, like their personality and attitude!
And their bottom. "
Oh, I'm with you there.
More botty pics, please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the men on here should lighten your load. I'll take some dick pics off your hands. Come on fellas, let's delegate. I'll take the chodes and the banana cocks. Who wants shaved? Anyone for the bottom mushroom types. Don't all fight over the spurting ones. |
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Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way "
I think it is the messages full of dick pics! when it's every other message you feel like if you've seen one you've seen them all in the end haha
I prefer a little mystery! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the men on here should lighten your load. I'll take some dick pics off your hands. Come on fellas, let's delegate. I'll take the chodes and the banana cocks. Who wants shaved? Anyone for the bottom mushroom types. Don't all fight over the spurting ones. "
That's kind of you! Happy to share  haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me its cock pics sent with first message, even if its easy on the eye its wouldn't make me meet the person, its a mix of personality and looks fif me, but have to say personality is the most attractive thing for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For me its cock pics sent with first message, even if its easy on the eye its wouldn't make me meet the person, its a mix of personality and looks fif me, but have to say personality is the most attractive thing for me. "
100% personality over everything else.
I think some guys forget that women aren't as visually turned on as they are and think a pic of their genitals is all we need!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno what's up with you lot. My postman sticks his through the letterbox so I'll know it's him.
Isn't it normal to show your cock before you say hello ? "
Not on the wirral!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero).
Does Juan have a moustache ?"
Yes, he’s always playing with it, |
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way
I think it is the messages full of dick pics! when it's every other message you feel like if you've seen one you've seen them all in the end haha
I prefer a little mystery! "
Question.....
What if you get chatting and like the guy, arrange to meet and Shazam he has a tiny cock?
Surely it’s good to see what’s on offer?
Or the flip side to that is he might whack out a huge brute of a cock that frightens the hell out of you!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way "
Pics on profile are good I think, so long as it’s not just dick after dick after dick - ideally not the main profile pic unless it’s body too - kinda arty is good  … in a message maybe one - but not as a hello here is me and you scroll down and it’s just a dick  Puts me off a person if that’s how they introduce themselves.
Brutus is displayed perfectly btw  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way
I think it is the messages full of dick pics! when it's every other message you feel like if you've seen one you've seen them all in the end haha
I prefer a little mystery!
Question.....
What if you get chatting and like the guy, arrange to meet and Shazam he has a tiny cock?
Surely it’s good to see what’s on offer?
Or the flip side to that is he might whack out a huge brute of a cock that frightens the hell out of you!
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I don't mind little as long as he's good with his tongue
And I don't mind big as long as he knows he isn't getting into my bum! Hahah |
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way
Pics on profile are good I think, so long as it’s not just dick after dick after dick - ideally not the main profile pic unless it’s body too - kinda arty is good … in a message maybe one - but not as a hello here is me and you scroll down and it’s just a dick Puts me off a person if that’s how they introduce themselves.
Brutus is displayed perfectly btw "
Why thank you very much.
We like to try and impress, old Brutus and I.
We shall add to the selection and try and keep the perfect display vibe |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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I think some guys forget that women aren't as visually turned on as they are and think a pic of their genitals is all we need!!"
ladies, Cock picks are not for the girls - they are for other guys. It's a game of trumps. Do people not know that
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"Is it the cock pics that get sent in first messages that are annoying or guys with cock pics on the profile.
I think I’ve a very nice looking cock but a little wary about showing him off incase I offend.
His name is Brutus by the way
I think it is the messages full of dick pics! when it's every other message you feel like if you've seen one you've seen them all in the end haha
I prefer a little mystery!
Question.....
What if you get chatting and like the guy, arrange to meet and Shazam he has a tiny cock?
Surely it’s good to see what’s on offer?
Or the flip side to that is he might whack out a huge brute of a cock that frightens the hell out of you!
I don't mind little as long as he's good with his tongue
And I don't mind big as long as he knows he isn't getting into my bum! Hahah"
Ok....you have all bases covered....I like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yip know that feeling all to well in fact these days if a open message has attached pics to it I don’t even bother opening these days as 9 out 10 it’s a dick pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno what's up with you lot. My postman sticks his through the letterbox so I'll know it's him.
Isn't it normal to show your cock before you say hello ?
Not on the wirral!! "
You've never been to neston then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno what's up with you lot. My postman sticks his through the letterbox so I'll know it's him.
Isn't it normal to show your cock before you say hello ?
Not on the wirral!!
You've never been to neston then "
That's barely the wirral though is it |
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"I dunno what's up with you lot. My postman sticks his through the letterbox so I'll know it's him.
Isn't it normal to show your cock before you say hello ?
Not on the wirral!!
You've never been to neston then "
We got our Welsh collie from Neston many years ago .... and I went through Neston without blinking a few years back ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some cocks are more eye friendly than others
Definitely! I get pleasant surprises sometimes but today, viewing the sole profile pic, I got the opposite "
Scary!!  |
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Ok....you have all bases covered....I like that
Ooh, yes! I have thought... long and hard... about that. Teehee "
Can good tongue action really compensate for a good sized cock.
Now I’m not here to score points or brag, but I I’m one orally blessed chap......I bring the tongue tornado to a the lady bits but they always gasp now f!?k me.
So is good head a substitute for cock? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ok....you have all bases covered....I like that
Ooh, yes! I have thought... long and hard... about that. Teehee
Can good tongue action really compensate for a good sized cock.
Now I’m not here to score points or brag, but I I’m one orally blessed chap......I bring the tongue tornado to a the lady bits but they always gasp now f!?k me.
So is good head a substitute for cock?"
I mean having both is better but if he's willing to focus on that if he isn't blessed I'd be happy enough!
Perhaps bringing a few toys in as well! |
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I don't mind them but not when unsolicited or when a profile is cock central. Or if they're just thoughtless snaps.
Also, not all cocks are equal, I don't buy the "bits are bits" rhetoric, some are definitely more aesthetically pleasing and desirable to me than others |
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Ok....you have all bases covered....I like that
Ooh, yes! I have thought... long and hard... about that. Teehee
Can good tongue action really compensate for a good sized cock.
Now I’m not here to score points or brag, but I I’m one orally blessed chap......I bring the tongue tornado to a the lady bits but they always gasp now f!?k me.
So is good head a substitute for cock?
I mean having both is better but if he's willing to focus on that if he isn't blessed I'd be happy enough!
Perhaps bringing a few toys in as well! "
Noooooooo.....not the dreaded toy collection!
How can we complete with 10inch rubber cocks that won’t cum to quick, won’t go soft after cumming, some vibrate, some twirl round and round and round, some even have two cock in one so both holes get filled.
And what do us guy get.....a flesh light, a bloody creepy flesh light |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Noooooooo.....not the dreaded toy collection!
How can we complete with 10inch rubber cocks that won’t cum to quick, won’t go soft after cumming, some vibrate, some twirl round and round and round, some even have two cock in one so both holes get filled.
And what do us guy get.....a flesh light, a bloody creepy flesh light "
Both holes?? 
Yeah to be fair male sex toys are a bit lame haha |
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Noooooooo.....not the dreaded toy collection!
How can we complete with 10inch rubber cocks that won’t cum to quick, won’t go soft after cumming, some vibrate, some twirl round and round and round, some even have two cock in one so both holes get filled.
And what do us guy get.....a flesh light, a bloody creepy flesh light
Both holes??
Yeah to be fair male sex toys are a bit lame haha "
Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent "
What about a prostate vibe??  |
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent
What about a prostate vibe?? "
Yes but toys for the actual cock are the problem.
I’m guessing if something was invented that worked the cock and arse, it would be quite a contraption and cumbersome.
You ladies even have the f!?k machines now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent
What about a prostate vibe??
Yes but toys for the actual cock are the problem.
I’m guessing if something was invented that worked the cock and arse, it would be quite a contraption and cumbersome.
You ladies even have the f!?k machines now."
Yeah but they look pretty scary hahaha |
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent
What about a prostate vibe??
Yes but toys for the actual cock are the problem.
I’m guessing if something was invented that worked the cock and arse, it would be quite a contraption and cumbersome.
You ladies even have the f!?k machines now.
Yeah but they look pretty scary hahaha"
Ermmmmm.....I’ve kinda got one |
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"I think it’s more interesting if you let your cock take on a persona, mine is called Juan Inch and is incredibly mysterious and enigmatic (he wears a poncho and sombrero)."
One of those little sombreros you get on bottles of tequila?
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"Bits are bits. We all know what they will look like generally.
Whats more exciting are things you can’t see straight away, like their personality and attitude!
Yeah, absolutely! And people who have like 12 pics of their cock on their profile haha "
12? We've seen a profile with about a 100! Why???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent
What about a prostate vibe??
Yes but toys for the actual cock are the problem.
I’m guessing if something was invented that worked the cock and arse, it would be quite a contraption and cumbersome.
You ladies even have the f!?k machines now.
Yeah but they look pretty scary hahaha
Ermmmmm.....I’ve kinda got one "
Whaaat haha they're mad expensive |
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Both...the vagina and the bum
Lame is putting it mildly....creepy dolls and creepy flesh light.
Cock rings are the only toys that are decent
What about a prostate vibe??
Yes but toys for the actual cock are the problem.
I’m guessing if something was invented that worked the cock and arse, it would be quite a contraption and cumbersome.
You ladies even have the f!?k machines now.
Yeah but they look pretty scary hahaha
Ermmmmm.....I’ve kinda got one
Whaaat haha they're mad expensive "
This one was I little less expensive with some thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can appreciate that. Im similar about photos of pussies, taken so close i can see the ladies tonsils. As much as i love them, I'd much rather see a little more maybe legs, tummy, or even just a sexy lingerie pics. Something super sexy rather than a badly packed kebab in your face... . Him. |
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