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over a year ago
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"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat …."
Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….
Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days "
I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail. |
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Oh my.
Yes I'm guilty.
I probably did it manically laughing and crying at the same time.
If you left your dog in the car on a hot day, it was me that smashed your windows and wrote cunt across the bonnet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh my.
Yes I'm guilty.
I probably did it manically laughing and crying at the same time.
If you left your dog in the car on a hot day, it was me that smashed your windows and wrote cunt across the bonnet "
Totally releasing you from jail for that. Not guilty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….
Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days
I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail. "
 ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I landed on the wrong square in Monopoly and hadn’t been lucky enough to get the right Chance card 
I’m presently waiting to roll a double…."
You win  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in jail as I work there - guilty of accepting a job offer
Found the 4 other swingers and converted one to swinging  "
Haha! Did you actually? Brilliant |
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In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other "
Can I join in next time  |
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time "
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty"
I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....
I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....
The time flew by!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime "
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty
I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....
I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....
The time flew by!
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Guess who’s your jailer |
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too "
Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too
Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days "
I actually think we should arrange it |
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too
Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days
I actually think we should arrange it "
That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too
Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days
I actually think we should arrange it
That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after "
That’s part of the fun isn’t it? |
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"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other
Can I join in next time
Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime
Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too
Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days
I actually think we should arrange it
That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after
That’s part of the fun isn’t it?"
Most definitely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The year is 2037, the £ has collapsed and Freddo's are the new currency.
I am currently serving 25 years for raiding the cadbury factory."
Love the backstory haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty
I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....
I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....
The time flew by!
Guess who’s your jailer "
No parole for me.... I HOPE!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guilty....
Teased the Mr, turned him on, got mine and got off before he got his while laughing.
I'm in jail till I repent for my sins and pay back what he's owed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guilty....
Teased the Mr, turned him on, got mine and got off before he got his while laughing.
I'm in jail till I repent for my sins and pay back what he's owed. "
*PW (not used to this yet ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am in jail, I am guilty of landing on the wrong square … but hopefully I will role a double and get out of jail.
Mr HH"
I’ll break you out of jail |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….
Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days
I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail. "
I'd like to know who the jailbirds are, a more interesting game (imo). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….
Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days
I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail.
I'd like to know who the jailbirds are, a more interesting game (imo)."
I’ll leave that thread for you |
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