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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
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Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it |
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
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Think you’ve hit two nails on the head
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it "
just casting an eye over the competition. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are men so obsessed with cock 
You don't see many women accusing other women of lying about their tit size"
Not obsessed or accusing. But if such a measurement device exists, I want one. I could honestly claim to be half a mile long then. |
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"Why are men so obsessed with cock
You don't see many women accusing other women of lying about their tit size
Not obsessed or accusing. But if such a measurement device exists, I want one. I could honestly claim to be half a mile long then. "
Take a normal one and chop thefirsttwo inches off it. Or use a cm scale - 15, no problem! |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it
just casting an eye over the competition. "
Well the competition can run on batteries or mains powered, can be made of varying materials like silicon and has impressive length and girth.
Worry more about how you present yourself and not on the size of other peoples apendages. |
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
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there should be only 1 measure device allowed,
A Stanley FatMax measuring tape,
You will get the true length and a good base to compare width with. No hiding from that 1. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you 
 definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey?? 
Il be doing that later 
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet?? "
Yup it’s too appley for me |
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Lol true
Apart from Wonderbra’s - that’s kinda lying is t it
*and if men could get a knob extension as easily as girls - a boob job, then I’m sure they’d stop talking and start filling out the application |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me
Like Ice-cream?
As long as it’s not chocolate flavour
I'll clean up "
You just want to lick my face don’t you  |
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"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me
Like Ice-cream?
As long as it’s not chocolate flavour
I'll clean up
You just want to lick my face don’t you "
Yes that's definitely all I want to do |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me
Like Ice-cream?
As long as it’s not chocolate flavour
I'll clean up
You just want to lick my face don’t you
Yes that's definitely all I want to do "
I knew it  |
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"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??
Il be doing that later
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet??
Yup it’s too appley for me "
really,
Your brand cuts the throat off of me, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.
Think you’ve hit two nails on the head
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nine inch nails? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??
Il be doing that later
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet??
Yup it’s too appley for me really,
Your brand cuts the throat off of me, "
What brand |
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"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??
Il be doing that later
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet??
Yup it’s too appley for me really,
Your brand cuts the throat off of me,
What brand "
Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??
Il be doing that later
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet??
Yup it’s too appley for me really,
Your brand cuts the throat off of me,
What brand Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol "
guess I love parsnips then |
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"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??
Il be doing that later
snap
Did you try Ro&Co yet??
Yup it’s too appley for me really,
Your brand cuts the throat off of me,
What brand Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol
guess I love parsnips then "
lol knew you would say that |
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"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can
Nothing if it's inside you
definitely better things to be putting inside me
Like Ice-cream?
As long as it’s not chocolate flavour
I'll clean up
You just want to lick my face don’t you
Yes that's definitely all I want to do
I knew it "
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