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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just for fun - or not - use this post to "sell yourself" to your audience on FAB's

Simple rules

1. Keep it short no more than 3 or 4 lines

2. Your "advert" then must appear at the top of your Profile page for at least a day

3. Try to keep it clean lol

Have fun and enjoy

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I accept credit cards including amex. Leave my bum alone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I accept credit cards including amex. Leave my bum alone. "

No refunds.. bid now

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘My hands that do dishes can be as soft as your face….’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm an evil bitch, you have been warned.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘My hands that do dishes can be as soft as your face….’"

With mild green.....penis liquid?

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By *ung fun walesMan  over a year ago

up the road

Ideal renovation project, slightly worn but very functional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im your venus...Wait penus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sexually average, but good at washing up.xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘My hands that do dishes can be as soft as your face….’

With mild green.....penis liquid?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Very Good start .........

"goes where no other man has been before"

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield

Once you've had Chunky you'll never want another man again.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Found in the reduced section as no one wanted me. 81p ono

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Few miles on the clock and the odd wobbly bit needing some attention... But still plenty of life left in her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Few miles on the clock and the odd wobbly bit needing some attention... But still plenty of life left in her "

Sounds perfect - are you available on Amazon prime?!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

Starts and drives, but needs attention. Suit enthusiast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Project for sale.

Good points

Only ever lady owners

Great tyres

AC working order

Occasionally needs a bump start

Few minor scrapes

2 seater no kids

Solid gear stick

Revs no problem

No exhaust smoke

Bad points

Does have a dated stereo system

Regular servicing reqd

Slightly older model now

Some of the material is losing its colour and turning slightly silver

Overall a reliable and trust worthy investment that will improve after going for a soon or two.

Offers accepted...no test pilots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roll up. Roll up. Vintage model in unique paint job. Well kept. Just remember, it's not the age but the mileage. Comfy seat due to extra padding and real easy to ride.

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By *issMeSlowlyMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Free, first come first serve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will but please watch this video advertisement to see my advertisement..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Found in the reduced section as no one wanted me. 81p ono "

Which shop?

I'd happily purchase you after that preview

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Found in the reduced section as no one wanted me. 81p ono

Which shop?

I'd happily purchase you after that preview "

Try before you buy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Like a Volvo ~ Boxy, but good"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

46 year old model, a few dinks, full service history, one owner from new, be good for parts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Keep them coming peeps ........

Lets try a variation using text speak ad slang;

"WLTM BBW with GSOH and OP happy to give BJ and BB enjoys Spit Roast and WS"

J xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheeky playful socialable pair of filthy minds with added dash or two of kink if wanted.

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Satisfaction guaranteed..

Plenty of moans, no complaints…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 - Rare Model - 1985 Edition.

2 - Several previous lady owners.

3 - Goes like the clappers.

4 - Spare Tyre included.

5 - Been around the block but still plenty of miles on the clock.

6 - Has had the occasional breakdown - but all fixed now.

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman  over a year ago

no

Ugly

Unwanted

Unloved

Hoe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sold as seen

No refunds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ugly

Unwanted

Unloved

Hoe"

SOLD.

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By *ung fun walesMan  over a year ago

up the road


"Ugly

Unwanted

Unloved

Hoe"

Please stop talking about me like that in a public forum

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By *ememberTheNameMan  over a year ago

barnsley

Youngish

Fitish

Confirmed funny polite generous lover

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By *UCKER56Man  over a year ago

Walsall

If you don't think I've given you a blow job as good as any woman, I'll give you your money shot back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Non stop pleasure machine

Batteries not included

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will do anything for a pony...giddy up

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield


"Will do anything for a pony...giddy up"

Damb. I'm more of a shire horse.

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