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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Vent your spleen, pour your bile and associated bodily fluids over those irritations, vexations, aggravations, annoyances and bothersome things that are the pebble in your shoe of life.
As is my dubious pleasure, I will be the gatekeeper of your righteous (or not) anger.
Give me your worst… |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
Good morning.
Today's rant.
M is trying to write a business proposal but has hit a bit of a wall. Inspiration well has run dry.
It's not my field of expertise and I can't help him.
Plus, he's a long way away so I can't even take his mind off it with a blow job.
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over a year ago
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I'm 25 years old and I still get spots on my face! I exfoliate, I moisturise and yet my stupid body rewards that self care with ugly, disgusting spots! Arrrrrggggh!!! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Good morning.
Today's rant.
M is trying to write a business proposal but has hit a bit of a wall. Inspiration well has run dry.
It's not my field of expertise and I can't help him.
Plus, he's a long way away so I can't even take his mind off it with a blow job.
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If I’m doubt; blag it. Just C+P from British Airways business plan, then change a few words and commas.
No BJ though? That’s bad!
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm 25 years old and I still get spots on my face! I exfoliate, I moisturise and yet my stupid body rewards that self care with ugly, disgusting spots! Arrrrrggggh!!!"
People get spots…
Except me, I have beautiful skin and never moisturise or exfoliate, work in a dirty environment and touch my face all the time, yet never get spots!
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But you need a new regime |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Good morning.
Today's rant.
M is trying to write a business proposal but has hit a bit of a wall. Inspiration well has run dry.
It's not my field of expertise and I can't help him.
Plus, he's a long way away so I can't even take his mind off it with a blow job.
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If I’m doubt; blag it. Just C+P from British Airways business plan, then change a few words and commas.
No BJ though? That’s bad!
Allowed"
Thank you.
*Goes to find a business plan.....
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I have my period and hormonal zits just in time for my weekend away tomorrow. I'm having a strop about it."
Allowed.
Toothpaste will dry that bugger up. Or stick some hair over it and call it your soul patch, I bet he doesn’t comment
What is it with spots today?! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr"
This is the problem with outdoor pursuits.
Bugs and mini beasts abound!
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Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone |
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"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr
This is the problem with outdoor pursuits.
Bugs and mini beasts abound!
Allowed
Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone"
Giggling too much after that, yes that would be one solution. Too damn hot to garden until 9 ish at night but then I get eaten alive. So not fair |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr
This is the problem with outdoor pursuits.
Bugs and mini beasts abound!
Allowed
Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone
Giggling too much after that, yes that would be one solution. Too damn hot to garden until 9 ish at night but then I get eaten alive. So not fair "
Buy floodlights and garden at the dead of night. The added bonus would be all of your neighbours wondering what the hell you’re doing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Colonoscopy!
May be required, worried, dreading it & as much as I don't mind a lady's finger or tongue having a probe certainly not looking forward to a mole with a camera going for a deep snoop around!!! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Colonoscopy!
May be required, worried, dreading it & as much as I don't mind a lady's finger or tongue having a probe certainly not looking forward to a mole with a camera going for a deep snoop around!!! "
Allowed.
No one wants a long penetrating item up their bum!
Hang on… |
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In the age of Covid, getting the sniffles involves paperwork and tests!
I understand why but it feels like a gigantic overreaction and it's disconcerting. It's a "ignore it" level illness but it's involved three phone calls, four emails, and two swabs up my nose so far  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Life’s just getting me down, and I just want to stamp my feet and bawl, but I’m far too mature for that.
Can I not be mature for an hour and vent my spleen please? "
Gather up your toys, then throw them as far as you can! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"In the age of Covid, getting the sniffles involves paperwork and tests!
I understand why but it feels like a gigantic overreaction and it's disconcerting. It's a "ignore it" level illness but it's involved three phone calls, four emails, and two swabs up my nose so far "
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I had a cold earlier this year and the reaction was hideously disproportionate… or completely appropriate seeing as it was man flu |
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"Life’s just getting me down, and I just want to stamp my feet and bawl, but I’m far too mature for that.
Can I not be mature for an hour and vent my spleen please?
Gather up your toys, then throw them as far as you can! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All is well...and it's pissing me off!
I mean, how the hell is a person supposed to enjoy a good old moan when they have nothing to moan about? I've got money in the bank, the sun is out, my health is fine and all in all, I'm in a pretty chipper mood. Then when the chance to vent some frustration comes along, I have nothing going on that's cheesed me off. It's just my fucking luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I forgot to set my goddamned freaking fitness thing that tracks my walks.. I would have registered just over 20km today and instead i only managed to record 17k 
Feck sake.. Too tired to do it again  |
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