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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

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By *isteaMan over a year ago

Around

Raah how are you gonna encourage the savage move hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Raah how are you gonna encourage the savage move hahaha"

It makes sense and if solves the problem

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no I like to give them a run down on how nasty it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m quite partial to the occasional dick pic.

In an ideal world each first message would contain a pic of the face, body and dick lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I might actuality try it. Now how to get rid of the one liners. Or even better i got just an x yesterday

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I have done this many times, and I choose the least attractive specimens of dick pic that I can find

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have done this many times, and I choose the least attractive specimens of dick pic that I can find"

Definitely not me.. mine is quite nice I'm told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An excellent idea! I’m going to try it!

Just need something for “how’s you?”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m quite partial to the occasional dick pic.

In an ideal world each first message would contain a pic of the face, body and dick lol"

You've set yourself up for a LOT of messages. RIP your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont see the problem with dick pics if im honest its a adult site and can be a good filter..

but i suspect the op has done this as a look at me post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 'x'? He must have been in a talkative mood.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An excellent idea! I’m going to try it!

Just need something for “how’s you?”"

Fuck off works a charm...I never reply once I'm told fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

Hi, what a Briiillllllliant idea...

Mmmmmmmmmmm thanks for the permission to use your pics...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

I know a very good restaurant in Manchester. Would you like to go on a date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i dont see the problem with dick pics if im honest its a adult site and can be a good filter..

but i suspect the op has done this as a look at me post

RIP to your inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just need something for “how’s you?”"

ok, so, for "hows you", Google images for 'blue waffle' (n.b. they're NSFW), save one in your private pics and reply with "I'm not having the best of times, what d'you think?" ...if that doesn't scare them off BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind Dick Pics tbh...just not in a first ever msg with a "wanna fk now"

As I said though Briiillllllliant idea OP

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"An excellent idea! I’m going to try it!

Just need something for “how’s you?”"

I'd love a character minimum for messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

I know a very good restaurant in Manchester. Would you like to go on a date?

My daughter works in a very good restaurant in Manchester, mention my name to her and she’ll get you a 20% discount lol.

You’d probs have to ask every waitress if they’re gloomy’s daughter though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't mind Dick Pics tbh...just not in a first ever msg with a "wanna fk now"

As I said though Briiillllllliant idea OP

I'm glad you like it. Please feel free to save your favourite dick pic from my profile. I shall make my oiled up dick pic public too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wife did that before lol asked I'm not gay and why she sent pic of my equipment she said well only right I repay your compliment lol didn't reply back lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

I know a very good restaurant in Manchester. Would you like to go on a date?

My daughter works in a very good restaurant in Manchester, mention my name to her and she’ll get you a 20% discount lol.

You’d probs have to ask every waitress if they’re gloomy’s daughter though "

She hasn't said yes yet but I'm glad the discount is sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wife did that before lol asked I'm not gay and why she sent pic of my equipment she said well only right I repay your compliment lol didn't reply back lol

See.. it works!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't mind Dick Pics tbh...just not in a first ever msg with a "wanna fk now"

As I said though Briiillllllliant idea OP

I'm glad you like it. Please feel free to save your favourite dick pic from my profile. I shall make my oiled up dick pic public too

Oooooooohhh I have my fave fabbed & saved... HOT COCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The solution is simple: send back a pic of a naked mole-rat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't mind Dick Pics tbh...just not in a first ever msg with a "wanna fk now"

As I said though Briiillllllliant idea OP

I'm glad you like it. Please feel free to save your favourite dick pic from my profile. I shall make my oiled up dick pic public too

Oooooooohhh I have my fave fabbed & saved... HOT COCK

Glad to be of service. Love Irish accent btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The solution is simple: send back a pic of a naked mole-rat. "

Make yourself familiar with Newton's third law young man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

I know a very good restaurant in Manchester. Would you like to go on a date?

My daughter works in a very good restaurant in Manchester, mention my name to her and she’ll get you a 20% discount lol.

You’d probs have to ask every waitress if they’re gloomy’s daughter though

She hasn't said yes yet but I'm glad the discount is sorted

Well with the discount you could get her some nice flowers or something. Make a good impression

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly easier just to block them all

How are the views looking?

We should get together and make a couples profile.. then the view will go through the roof

You’re hilarious

I know a very good restaurant in Manchester. Would you like to go on a date?

My daughter works in a very good restaurant in Manchester, mention my name to her and she’ll get you a 20% discount lol.

You’d probs have to ask every waitress if they’re gloomy’s daughter though

She hasn't said yes yet but I'm glad the discount is sorted

Well with the discount you could get her some nice flowers or something. Make a good impression "

Good idea! Runs to the flower shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saves me going to Aldi's middle aisle to see if they had any blow up cocks avaliable.....

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

I LOVE this idea and might actually use it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isnt my biggest problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Saves me going to Aldi's middle aisle to see if they had any blow up cocks avaliable.....

Grab some flowers while you are there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 99 problems but the dick pics ain't 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just reply " awww, thats cute", never fails!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Send a blue waffle pic in return....job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I LOVE this idea and might actually use it!!

Thank me later

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By *elleRoseCouple over a year ago

Malvern

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually ask if it has a name? And If not can I name it?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Block, move on problem sorted.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A man on Facebook randomly messaged me and asked if I could send a foot picture.

So I took a photo of my sleeping son's hairy size 10s and sent it to him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I usually ask if it has a name? And If not can I name it?

You can name mine in public forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Block, move on problem sorted."

That's a bit harsh. Don't you think?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Block, move on problem sorted.

That's a bit harsh. Don't you think? "
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No, if u want to see their dick, I'll ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A man on Facebook randomly messaged me and asked if I could send a foot picture.

So I took a photo of my sleeping son's hairy size 10s and sent it to him.

That picture probably got (banned word) for all we know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Block, move on problem sorted.

That's a bit harsh. Don't you think? .

No, if u want to see their dick, I'll ask."

Why would I want to see their dick? You see their dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

Are you implying that all single men are fab-straight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I offer a pic back, of me in the shower. Sounds like I'm giving them what they want. I'm not, it's the word 'me' in a shower cubicle

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By *elleRoseCouple over a year ago

Malvern

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

Are you implying that all single men are fab-straight?

90% yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

Are you implying that all single men are fab-straight?

90% yes "

Controversial.. I'm going to start a thread and get some concensus on this matter.

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By *elleRoseCouple over a year ago

Malvern

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

Are you implying that all single men are fab-straight?

90% yes

Controversial.. I'm going to start a thread and get some concensus on this matter."

Lmao go for it but been a couple on here you will be surprised how many profiles don't tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear ladies,

If you receive unsolicited dick pics from any member of fab, send them a dick pic in return. That will teach them.

In fact I'm willing to offer my very own dick pic. Please head over to my profile now and take your favourite dick pic.

Yours sincerely,

I don't think that will scare them considering most of you guys secretly love dick

Are you implying that all single men are fab-straight?

90% yes

Controversial.. I'm going to start a thread and get some concensus on this matter.

Lmao go for it but been a couple on here you will be surprised how many profiles don't tell the truth "

It's not going well lol I've upset people

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