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What would your warning label say ?
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"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. " Can I pinch your warning label? | |||
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"Volatile substance, will bite" That's not a warning, it's a selling point! | |||
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"Caution: HOT
"Damn straight | |||
"Caution may contain traces of nuts "Hopefully mine  | |||
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"Caution may contain traces of nuts
Hopefully mine "Ginger nuts   | |||
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"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. " Same... Also... Temperamental, low tolerance to bs, in case of emergency feed cake. | |||
"Caution may contain traces of nuts
Hopefully mine
Ginger nuts "Good for dunking. | |||
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""I'm a cunt"" thats what makes the world go round  | |||
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"Proceed with caution….Dont say I didn’t warn you "watch the stairs  | |||
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Do not feed sugar after midnight (the time not the person)
Do not get wet with cold water
(I will fight you)
Do not tumble dry
(Obvious really, even though I could fit in a tumble dryer)
WARNING: Can overheat, keep well ventilated. Safe to use on the face and genitals.
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"Proceed with caution….Dont say I didn’t warn you watch the stairs "
Concern is appreciated | |||
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"Caution: Wants more sex than you do. " Impossible | |||
"Caution: Wants more sex than you do. Impossible "Yet to be proven wrong! | |||
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"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. " It would be BE CAREFUL YOU MIGHT WANT MORE | |||
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"Caution may contain traces of nuts "Lol that's pretty imaginative | |||
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"Hope you’re not in a hurry. This pair like to play and play and play "At least by reading that caution sign a men would be well warned they had better bring along a tight fitting cock ring so they can last & last all night long to thoroughly help take care of the ladies to the max | |||
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"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. " Probably - Bigger than you think - Look at the words, not just the pictures! They never do though - ah well! | |||
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"Caution may contain traces of nuts "I was going to say, contains nuts! | |||
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"Dont look into my eyes x " It's not your eyes they should be wary off x | |||
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