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I think my testicles are melting !
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"Pop em in the freezer "Freezer ain't that bloody big  | |||
"You will survive "I feel a song coming on  | |||
"Splosh them with the cider." They're sticky enough as it is  | |||
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"On the nuddy beach with a lovely breeze blowing round mine op "And what lovely testicles you have | |||
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"On the nuddy beach with a lovely breeze blowing round mine op "Christ you got testicles  | |||
"I’d be trying for an all over tan today but unfortunately my garden has a public right of way through it "Feck 'em | |||
"I’d be trying for an all over tan today but unfortunately my garden has a public right of way through it
Feck 'em "Haha | |||
"Get the hosepipe out and dance in the water on the lawn like that lass from Flashdance." Now there's a thought, I've never liked the people at No.10 | |||
"Oh dear, put some kitchen roll down so you don't leak on the lawn "Lawn needs all the water it can get, besides, have you seen the price of kitchen roll | |||
"On the nuddy beach with a lovely breeze blowing round mine op
And what lovely testicles you have "Why thank you  | |||
"On the nuddy beach with a lovely breeze blowing round mine op
Christ you got testicles "Well something is sticking to my thighs.... | |||
"On the nuddy beach with a lovely breeze blowing round mine op
Christ you got testicles
Well something is sticking to my thighs.... "I'd like to think it's your large beautifully formed labia | |||
