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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

in your head

Love and Peace

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

None, it's usually on a bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only you OP

But does it count if I came in my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None, it's usually on a bed

Stop undressing me with your eyes

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Two

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Two. And they were both top shaggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only you OP

But does it count if I came in my pants

It saves me wiping it off my curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two

At the same time?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Only you ya big stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None im afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two. And they were both top shaggers

Did they cum on yer tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only you ya big stud "

You’re only human

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Not as many I've banged in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None im afraid

I don’t believe that for one minute

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

"Two. And they were both top shaggers

Did they cum on yer tits?

One did, the other told a joke and as he laughed he wrote his name on my bedroom wall in spunk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my head? Almost embarrassed to admit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two

Thank you

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Oh “in my head”. 3

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None but I shour that will not last long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

I don’t think I can take anymore today

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Two

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not as many I've banged in person

Mrs

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We don't think about such things

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two. And they were both top shaggers

Did they cum on yer tits?

One did, the other told a joke and as he laughed he wrote his name on my bedroom wall in spunk! "

Ah! One of those elusive heavy cummers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only the one.. and she loved it so much she keeps coming back for more.. she's insatiable

( wipes the drool from his cheek ).

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Not even one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head? Almost embarrassed to admit

Brother, we are not one to judge here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"17 "

You mean 18

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ermm a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my head, many

In person, none

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"42"

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Not as many I've banged in person

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 or 2. A few times!

Jo.Xx

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I’ve run out of fingers to count on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

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By *dquestCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Our fair share... and someone else's share too

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

None, I'm too classy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh “in my head”. 3

Sorry "

Amateur

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None but I shour that will not last long "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

I don’t think I can take anymore today

Ok, thank me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We don't think about such things

Err, yes you do

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

I don’t think I can take anymore today

Ok, thank me tomorrow

I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only the one.. and she loved it so much she keeps coming back for more.. she's insatiable

( wipes the drool from his cheek )."

Brother, she’s the one

you should pop the question………….. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the one upto now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not even one

He says scrolling through profiles whilst slobbering on his phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ermm a few

I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one that calls themself a forumite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head, many

In person, none

I’m not having any of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1 or 2. A few times!

Jo.Xx

At least we have one honest person

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve run out of fingers to count on "

Would you like to borrow mine?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not even one

He says scrolling through profiles whilst slobbering on his phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head, many

In person, none

I’m not having any of that

It's true,

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Ermm a few

I know

Best add one more to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of. "

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!! "

I’ll buy you a pack

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

I’ll buy you a pack

My crutch looks forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our fair share... and someone else's share too

Can I have mine back please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None, I'm too classy.

Please stop flicking your bean and fabbing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just the one upto now..

Because he’s worth it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m assuming that means hit around the head with a saucepan…. quite a few in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No one that calls themself a forumite

But you have though right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time?

Absolutely yes. Leave you with just a wet patch in your undies and a gently blowing curtain

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head, many

In person, none

I’m not having any of that

It's true,

I’m still not having it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ermm a few

I know

Best add one more to the list

Only the one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

I’ll buy you a pack

My crutch looks forward to it. "

FFS

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve back-scuttled one so many times she can no longer sit on a barstool

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang

Am I one am I one?!!

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Does masturbation count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m assuming that means hit around the head with a saucepan…. quite a few in my head

This is why I keep waking up with a headache?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time?

Absolutely yes. Leave you with just a wet patch in your undies and a gently blowing curtain

And a look of WTF just happened then???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less."

How many was anal?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Ermm a few

I know

Best add one more to the list

Only the one?

Typo ten more

Still more than real life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve back-scuttled one so many times she can no longer sit on a barstool "

Is this why Saffron has a crutch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does masturbation count? "

Only if you send me the tribute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had the lot of you

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

And 3 of those were you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None in my head, a few irl

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Had the lot of you"

If only

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Had the lot of you"

We can dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had the lot of you"

My undies have just fallen down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

And 3 of those were you

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None in my head, a few irl"

You’re always feeding the horse. In fact I’m surprised your clitosterous hasn’t fallen off yet

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

In my head there's a couple

In real life 2

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Oh I spy some on the thread that are in the wank bank…

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

And 3 of those were you

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year

That's just the anal.

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

I think i counted 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame "

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

And 3 of those were you

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year

That's just the anal. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think i counted 9

Dude you need to try harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

Why?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"I think i counted 9

Dude you need to try harder

I’ll try to take it up to 11 tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

Why?"

I’d say more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter” "

I think we were separated at birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think i counted 9

Dude you need to try harder

I’ll try to take it up to 11 tonight

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enlighten thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

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By *arcus263Man over a year ago

Liskeard

Just the one couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two and they are in here now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

Why?

I’d say more

Then you don't understand how picky I am lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two and they are in here now

Oh, it’s like the lottery…… it could be you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily"

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone."

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

None

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am aiming for my second, soon, I hope! Then she can add another to her list?

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By *dquestCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

"Our fair share... and someone else's share too

Can I have mine back please

Come and get them!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin"

Proof should be offered when this claim is made....

Also.... who says I've not got another bird at mine all ready and waiting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None but I shour that will not last long

Liar

Ha ha lol

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

In my head, hundreds over the years

In person, more then 1 less then 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

I've always liked to test drive in person though

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Real question should be, how many haven't I banged really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None

Get your hands out of yer knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've slapped plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin

Proof should be offered when this claim is made....

Also.... who says I've not got another bird at mine all ready and waiting?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"None

Get your hands out of yer knickers

None on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

I’m so confused by this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

I've always liked to test drive in person though

This is exactly what I’m talking about

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

Dying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Real question should be, how many haven't I banged really

That’s easy to answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

I’m so confused by this "

That makes 2 of us

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

I’m so confused by this

That makes 2 of us

Don’t feed the wildlife

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

I've always liked to test drive in person though

This is exactly what I’m talking about

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

In my head? One or maybe two

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

None yet but I live in hope!

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"In my head? One or maybe two

Babs! Xx not been here for a while, nice to see you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen. "

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said

You are on my to do list

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said

You are on my to do list

You do like a list

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

A few.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

So true

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7 "

dirty bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, definitely a few

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird"

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them "

Fucking offended now

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

All of them

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Everyone even the stinky ones

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it "

Ah thanks

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"In my head? One or maybe two

Babs! Xx not been here for a while, nice to see you xx "

Jo! Hello my lovely

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it

Ah thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

Why that's how you get to know personality

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7 "

You used some twice didn't you

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

Once they dry out you can have another go on them

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put it this way - i know have an enormous............. Headache.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

Why that's how you get to know personality "

Exactly!! Three from the forums for me,,, and we message every day and meet you when we can!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

Why that's how you get to know personality

Exactly!! Three from the forums for me,,, and we message every day and meet you when we can!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

Once they dry out you can have another go on them "

Flatten them first.... then you can scrunch out the crusty bits when they dry.

You're welcome.

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By *unxxxMan over a year ago

Leicester

Waiting to be forum christened sooner the better lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

Once they dry out you can have another go on them

Flatten them first.... then you can scrunch out the crusty bits when they dry.

You're welcome.

See you are posh…..

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