good job

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i cant get laid for some bloody reason, i started shaving my minge got bored and stopped half way through, now i have a half hairy mary

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you could stuff a pillow with the shavings

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahahahhaha what about pussy topary

By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do a comb-over.... no one will notice

By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

ive seen some great comb overs lol mostly on heads tho

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill grab me cut throat razor and come finish you off Kitty..just hope me hands dont shake too much and nik your bits..lol

By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ill grab me cut throat razor and come finish you off "

That's a bit harsh!