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"If you glanced out the window and spotted an elephant in the garden woukd you go out with a bun or just making shooing motions behind the nets?
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I'd be thinking wow what a night out and work out how to cover my tracks from the local zoo |
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If I saw an Elephant in the garden ...... I'd sleepily roll over n say to the Rock ..... sweetie ..... when did we move to Woburn?
Be a good boy and send the Butler out with some straw then frig me senseless. |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"If you glanced out the window and spotted an elephant in the garden woukd you go out with a bun or just making shooing motions behind the nets?
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Ha ha, loving the randomness and the answers given….  |
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"I’d think I’d woke up in a different country or someone had forgot to do their flies up
A real one, yep I’ll stay indoors who knows what mood it would be in "
Yeah think I'd be watching from a safe distance 
Not like it's going to come in via the cat flap, is it? |
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Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden |
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"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden"
*Gradually physically approach Him |
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"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden"
Cabbage ? Elephants are the massive ones with a trunk and flappy ears...
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"Ammmmmmmmm I'd view him from an upstairs fully open window & give him some fruit & cabbage ... Whilst also sussing out his temperament etc... Once I'd have the elephant sussed I gradually physically approach me ... Moving to a down stairs fully open window firstly before I'd venture out to the garden
Cabbage ? Elephants are the massive ones with a trunk and flappy ears...
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Lol I know
But there diet is plant based hence I'd probably give him roughly shredded torn cabbage |
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Firstly I'd check Chester zoo aren't short of an elephant.
Then I'd probably sit in my flat looking down at it and make snarky comments, making myself laugh but not really helping the poor elephant. |
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I’d give it some love.
Make it a muddy patch and make sure it has water.
Maybe play it ten walls ~ walking with elephants
https://youtu.be/rymUSbYQjw8
and see if it started doing the trunk dance.
I love elephants, they are my favourite. |
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"I’d think I’d woke up in a different country or someone had forgot to do their flies up
A real one, yep I’ll stay indoors who knows what mood it would be in "
and me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’d stay indoors cos I have a 6ft wall around my garden! It would be a runaway from a visiting circus that puts shows on at the top of the road - about 2km away. Not sure if my area allows animals anymore, but some do.
When I went to India there were tracks across the road up in the hills where elephants had right of way to get to the river - I was lucky enough to see a family cross on one journey. They are beautiful creatures in the wild.  |
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if it was a friendly elephant obviously, I’d let it paddle in my pool 
will the elephant see me? 
I'd love an elephant but preferably house trained 
