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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

Eeeeeeevening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeevening Jim and night owls

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeevening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and happy Friday, Fingers. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimbo evening all

Are those strawberries normal or alternative ones?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Here Jim

But damn tired

So may fall asleep Jo xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

Yay 1st poster…. What’s my prize

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening Jim and night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I still haven't got round to re-watching the film you and your little friend were in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Fourth tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo evening all

Are those strawberries normal or alternative ones?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. They're traditional English strawberries from Nottingham.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here Jim

But damn tired

So may fall asleep Jo xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. I'm feeling tired myself tonight. x

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Good evening Mr Jim,

Are you hand delivering the strawberries & cream?

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hola Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Yay 1st poster…. What’s my prize

A coffee in, Shrewsbury is all yours. Anytime you want. And not just on Sundays.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimerooski.

How's it hanging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Mr Jim,

Are you hand delivering the strawberries & cream?

J x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jennie. As it's you, and you're in the Shropshire, yes. x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Evening Jim

would you like to borrow 4 poorly dogs by any chance?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola Jimbo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lib. If I could fab your face, I would fab your face.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening Jim & all

Just finished an online quiz and good to know brain hasn’t shut down completely this last year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimerooski.

How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I know intuitively that I'm hanging to the left. But I'm going to touch myself anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening Jim and night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I still haven't got round to re-watching the film you and your little friend were in."

My little friend suggests you watch it sometime soon Chico … the world is yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening jimbooooo

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By *eady_Player_OneMan over a year ago

stowmarket

Evening all and Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unicorn. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Now you've considered your lovely labia. What is the size of your lovely labia?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimerooski.

How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I know intuitively that I'm hanging to the left. But I'm going to touch myself anyway."

Fair do's Jim.

I do the same.

*Cue: The Divinyls

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Unicorn and her labia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unicorn. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Now you've considered your lovely labia. What is the size of your lovely labia?"

Thanks for the warm welcome!

The jury has decided it’s excessively large and I’m still not sure wether to love it or hate it ha ha

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Fourth tonight."

Bit slow tonight , dropping down league table for early posters

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Good body every evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

would you like to borrow 4 poorly dogs by any chance?!?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. If I borrow them now. Can I borrow them again in winter and use them to pull my sledge around Shrewsbury?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unicorn. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Now you've considered your lovely labia. What is the size of your lovely labia?

Thanks for the warm welcome!

The jury has decided it’s excessively large and I’m still not sure wether to love it or hate it ha ha"

Facking love them!!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. Evening jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim & all

Just finished an online quiz and good to know brain hasn’t shut down completely this last year

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. Good news about your brain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening Jim and night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I still haven't got round to re-watching the film you and your little friend were in.

My little friend suggests you watch it sometime soon Chico … the world is yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Unicorn and her lada."

Good evening Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Chico time!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Everyone say hello to Unicorn and her labia."

Hi Unicorn

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Evening Jim

would you like to borrow 4 poorly dogs by any chance?!?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. If I borrow them now. Can I borrow them again in winter and use them to pull my sledge around Shrewsbury?

YES!!!!

though I’m not sure they’ll take you very far. They’re little and lazy…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening Jim & all

Just finished an online quiz and good to know brain hasn’t shut down completely this last year

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. Good news about your brain.

Indeed although it’s aching now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening jimbooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy near me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?"

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unicorn. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Now you've considered your lovely labia. What is the size of your lovely labia?

Thanks for the warm welcome!

The jury has decided it’s excessively large and I’m still not sure wether to love it or hate it ha ha

Facking love them!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Unicorn and her labia.

Hi Unicorn

Well hello shortie!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening jim, Today i have mostly been drinking water

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all and Jim

Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Slinky

. I love newbies. And I love people I can type a name using an emoji. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=REuTGVftxSQ

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Wass gwaanin Jim? You crossed my mind earlier as we passed through shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Slinky

. I don't know if he owns a Slinky. Ask him, he might reveal all.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Everyone say hello to Unicorn and her labia.

Hi Unicorn

Well hello shortie!!

Hey… unicorn love & embrace your labia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

Hi and thank you from me and my large labia!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=REuTGVftxSQ"

Brilliant, thanks Shortie. And well done in the quiz.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Everyone say hello to Slinky

. I don't know if he owns a Slinky. Ask him, he might reveal all."

Hi Slinky, one of the best toys of the 80s, I still have one but they don’t make them like they used to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimerooski.

How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I know intuitively that I'm hanging to the left. But I'm going to touch myself anyway.

Fair do's Jim.

I do the same.

*Cue: The Divinyls "

Best masturbation pop song ever.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Hello slinky.

Classic steel metal one, or the newer multicoloured plastic one? That's the real question.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=REuTGVftxSQ

Brilliant, thanks Shortie. And well done in the quiz."

I can’t see the word trio and not hear that song

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and night owls!

This evening I am watching a movie and considering the size of my labia…. It’s a slow night!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unicorn. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Now you've considered your lovely labia. What is the size of your lovely labia?

Thanks for the warm welcome!

The jury has decided it’s excessively large and I’m still not sure wether to love it or hate it ha ha"

Don't mention it.

I'll love it for you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

Hi and thank you from me and my large labia!!

I'm voting labia at the next erection

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

Good morn. And may I say, your nipple is looking exquisite.

So I raise my tipple in honour of your nipple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

would you like to borrow 4 poorly dogs by any chance?!?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. If I borrow them now. Can I borrow them again in winter and use them to pull my sledge around Shrewsbury?

YES!!!!

though I’m not sure they’ll take you very far. They’re little and lazy… "

In that case, I'll only use them going downhill down Wyle Cop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim & all

Just finished an online quiz and good to know brain hasn’t shut down completely this last year

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. Good news about your brain.

Indeed although it’s aching now

Now you're on the nocturnal thread your brain can take it easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun."

What did you think of the Trio?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Leo's had a Trio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Fourth tonight.

Bit slow tonight , dropping down league table for early posters

Pull your socks up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?"

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Leo's had a Trio."

He wishes

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Hello Jimbo et al.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good body every evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, summer Oloving had me a blast. Can I sit on you? I said sit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Evening jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Do you own a Maglite?

Other torches are available in good and bad shops.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Evening all. Evening jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Do you own a Maglite?

Other torches are available in good and bad shops."

I did. But it was from before torches went all LED so it's 'old tech' now. Used to use it find my tent at a festival.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leo's had a Trio.

He wishes

Oi, a man needs his dreams! Can't believe we didn't get yoga matched

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. When I see you now, I think of Disney's Dumbo. All cute and flappy.

Let's hear it for strawberries and cream!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb. "

Look in your pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening jim, Today i have mostly been drinking water

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. You doing some watersports tonight?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants"

It's gonna explode.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Leo's had a Trio."

Doris and Ethel

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode. "

I meant your bum part

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Leo's had a Trio.

He wishes

Oi, a man needs his dreams! Can't believe we didn't get yoga matched

I know! We dropped enough hints

I'll do one especially for you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Yeah he stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Wass gwaanin Jim? You crossed my mind earlier as we passed through shrewsbury. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I am very full of strawberries and cream. How are you?

Aw, that's lovely. That's made my night.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode.

I meant your bum part

So did I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Yay 1st poster…. What’s my prize

A coffee in, Shrewsbury is all yours. Anytime you want. And not just on Sundays."

Ooh I’m up for that prize!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode.

I meant your bum part

So did I

What have you eaten

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning everyone! I'm very tired so will probably disappear but I wanted to say to the sponsors who make this thread possible! Big shout out to strawberries and cream and Jim and his dick.

Also hi Unicorn. I vote love your large labia.

Hi and thank you from me and my large labia!!

I'm voting labia at the next erection

I can't wait to get in that booth.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Ooh that’s not good

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Well I'm glad it wasn't your because I would have assumed you would have finished higher than your imposter.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

*waves to Lib*

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode.

I meant your bum part

So did I

What have you eaten

Semtex and chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios."

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Well I'm glad it wasn't your because I would have assumed you would have finished higher than your imposter.

I know! They aren't even good. So insulting. And thank you Spurs, it's not good at all. I'm mildly bemused.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode.

I meant your bum part

So did I

What have you eaten

Semtex and chips. "

Filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*waves to Lib*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Shows leg to lib

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/21 23:04:41]"

I am twonk.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either."

Skip the Oreo, I personally don’t understand the fuss

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/21 23:04:41]"

This

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Melificent. Have you been to Burton upon Trent?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Shows leg to lib

Shows boobs to Lib

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Fourth tonight.

Bit slow tonight , dropping down league table for early posters

Pull your socks up.

Makes note

. Pull socks up . Be early poster improve

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shows leg to lib

Shows boobs to Lib

Il raise you

Shows bum to lib

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Damn blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

BOOM! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. BOOM!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

BOOM! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. BOOM!"

Xxx x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Hello Red,

I couldn't say such a thing in his special thread.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Hello Red,

I couldn't say such a thing in his special thread.

Oops

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Shows leg to lib

Shows boobs to Lib

Il raise you

Shows bum to lib

You win, Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Evening jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Do you own a Maglite?

Other torches are available in good and bad shops.

I did. But it was from before torches went all LED so it's 'old tech' now. Used to use it find my tent at a festival. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shows leg to lib

Shows boobs to Lib

Il raise you

Shows bum to lib

You win, Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Seduced. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Ring ring

Hello Police?

I have seen a suspicious package.

I think it might be a bomb.

Look in your pants

It's gonna explode.

I meant your bum part

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by shy lib at 30/07/21 23:06:37]"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Hello Red,

I couldn't say such a thing in his special thread.

I'll take that as a yes, Meli.

And don't worry bout Jimothy, he takes no offence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Yeah he stinks "

Emit Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eveeeeeeeeening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Yay 1st poster…. What’s my prize

A coffee in, Shrewsbury is all yours. Anytime you want. And not just on Sundays.

Ooh I’m up for that prize!!"

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening jim, Today i have mostly been drinking water

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. You doing some watersports tonight?"
Oooofftt kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[half-face cropped by Libby at 30/07/21 23:06:37]"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Yeah he stinks

Emit Jim."

Gassy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/21 23:04:41]

This

Twonk"

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either.

Skip the Oreo, I personally don’t understand the fuss "

I'm tempted to try an Oreo on the same day as Leo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. It is now the weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Fourth tonight.

Bit slow tonight , dropping down league table for early posters

Pull your socks up.

Makes note

. Pull socks up . Be early poster improve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Damn blast

Did Mag's bum explode?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leo's had a Trio.

He wishes

Oi, a man needs his dreams! Can't believe we didn't get yoga matched

I know! We dropped enough hints

I'll do one especially for you

Happy to reciprocate. Any preference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

No"

I'll wear a box.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box."

Ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

BOOM! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. BOOM!

Xxx x"

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Damn blast

Did Mag's bum explode?"

Don't worry. Morphine's kicking in. I'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Hello Red,

I couldn't say such a thing in his special thread.

My special thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dynamic is pissing through.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either.

Skip the Oreo, I personally don’t understand the fuss

I'm tempted to try an Oreo on the same day as Leo."

I have a feeling Oreo means more than my brain can imagine

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box."

Where though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Yeah he stinks

Emit Jim.

Gassy"

That's what my autocorrect always wants to call you.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Leo's had a Trio.

He wishes

Oi, a man needs his dreams! Can't believe we didn't get yoga matched

I know! We dropped enough hints

I'll do one especially for you

Happy to reciprocate. Any preference?

You choose

But be creative. I've a feeling you're a lot more limber than I am

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Hi Meli.

Do you think Jim's smelly?

Yeah he stinks

Emit Jim.

Gassy

That's what my autocorrect always wants to call you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al.

Evening Meli, how was the quiz ?

It's not me! I don't know who the ****er is that's impersonating me but you're the sixth person to ask me about the quiz.

It's the price of being so obviously dorky and good at quizzes, people want to pretend to be you.

Damn blast

Did Mag's bum explode?

Don't worry. Morphine's kicking in. I'll be fine. "

Thank goodness for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever had an Oreo?

No but I've had a Trio since last time. I'm one biscuit behind you.

Also Fab quizzing tonight, good fun.

What did you think of the Trio?

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either.

Skip the Oreo, I personally don’t understand the fuss

I'm tempted to try an Oreo on the same day as Leo.

I have a feeling Oreo means more than my brain can imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?"

Around my talywhacker and plums.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums."

So I have to kick you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you "

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone. We are broadcasting from a hotel room in Manchester. Sadly, as is often the case, the wheelchair accessible room consists of twin beds shoved together (we paid for a "large double") and so we are currently separated by a deep crevasse

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory."

But I want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

But I want to"

Okay, kick me.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone. We are broadcasting from a hotel room in Manchester. Sadly, as is often the case, the wheelchair accessible room consists of twin beds shoved together (we paid for a "large double") and so we are currently separated by a deep crevasse

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us! "

Aw, you never said it was your anniversary!

But wtf with the bed situation? Are wheelchair users not supposed to have sex in big beds in hotels??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

But I want to

Okay, kick me."

Yasmeen is very aggressive tonight, Jim. Be careful

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

But I want to

Okay, lick me."
mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Why am I not surprised about the room.

Happy belated anniversary.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

But I want to

Okay, kick me.

Yasmeen is very aggressive tonight, Jim. Be careful

Cheeky

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I could never hurt my

Jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Kicking me in the dick isn't obligatory.

But I want to

Okay, kick me.

Yasmeen is very aggressive tonight, Jim. Be careful

I'm ready for it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I could never hurt my

Jimmy x"

I know.

You're just a tease

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I could never hurt my

Jimmy x

I know.

You're just a tease

Il wank him off though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could never hurt my

Jimmy x

I know.

You're just a tease

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I could never hurt my

Jimmy x

I know.

You're just a tease

Il wank him off though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I could never hurt my

Jimmy x

I know.

You're just a tease

Il wank him off though

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you "

Heh, what would Bahuma say ?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like I might have missed someone. If I've missed you, give me a gentle nudge. Or a hard kick to the balls. Depending on how violent you're feeling tonight.

I'll wear a box.

Where though?

Around my talywhacker and plums.

So I have to kick you

Heh, what would Bahuma say ?!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

Aw, you never said it was your anniversary!

But wtf with the bed situation? Are wheelchair users not supposed to have sex in big beds in hotels??

It was our anniversary last week but we only managed child free status this week.

Obviously, wheelchair users do not have sex. That's just silliness. I don't dare lie in the middle, or else my arse shall touch the floor

How the fuck did we manage to share single beds back in the day?!?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

Aw, you never said it was your anniversary!

But wtf with the bed situation? Are wheelchair users not supposed to have sex in big beds in hotels??

It was our anniversary last week but we only managed child free status this week.

Obviously, wheelchair users do not have sex. That's just silliness. I don't dare lie in the middle, or else my arse shall touch the floor

How the fuck did we manage to share single beds back in the day?!?!"

Cos we were all 5 stone lighter back then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Why am I not surprised about the room.

Happy belated anniversary.

Thank you Jim

The "accessible" bathroom door is too narrow for the chair. Obviously. All the teaspoons and cups were in a high wall mounted cupboard. These sorts of things....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gave it a big build up but didn't disappoint. A Nirvana among chocolate snack trios.

Oh thank goodness, I'm glad that biscuit didn't let you down. Guess what, I haven't had an Oreo either.

Skip the Oreo, I personally don’t understand the fuss

I'm tempted to try an Oreo on the same day as Leo.

I have a feeling Oreo means more than my brain can imagine

'Two wafers with a cream filling'

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

Aw, you never said it was your anniversary!

But wtf with the bed situation? Are wheelchair users not supposed to have sex in big beds in hotels??

It was our anniversary last week but we only managed child free status this week.

Obviously, wheelchair users do not have sex. That's just silliness. I don't dare lie in the middle, or else my arse shall touch the floor

How the fuck did we manage to share single beds back in the day?!?!

Cos we were all 5 stone lighter back then

Mr KC was exactly the same size and I was only a tiny bit smaller actually! How did we have sex all night long in a single bed? But we did. Those were the days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She fluttered on Friday. ^

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

It's a crappy room for disabled access in so many ways. Sigh.

Happy belated anniversary to us!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Why am I not surprised about the room.

Happy belated anniversary.

Thank you Jim

The "accessible" bathroom door is too narrow for the chair. Obviously. All the teaspoons and cups were in a high wall mounted cupboard. These sorts of things...."

Oh I'd be straight on the phone to reception. What a pain.

Hope you still manage a fabulous night anyway.

*Mr & Mrs KC will be shagging like rabbits

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