Corny chat up lines

By *arren and Alicia OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

What are your top 5 places to eat out?

Dunno about you but you'd be my number 1 place

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a magician its the strangest thing but every time I look at you everyone else disappears

SNottingham

Excuse me, I think you just dropped something.....

My heart!”

By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

I'm no fred flintstone but I'll make your bedrock

SNottingham

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because it only happens once every 4 years.

But, I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime!!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to help me commit adultery ?

By *arren and Alicia OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

You and my glasses have so much in common - apart from my glasses would sit a little higher

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of a gurkin from a macdonals cheese burger.........I just wanna take you out

By *lmightymattMan over a year ago

portsmouth

If I had to give you a star rating you’d be a Constellation.

By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Aren't your legs tired yet? Because you've been running through my mind all night...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are your top 5 places to eat out?

Dunno about you but you'd be my number 1 place "

I don't use chat up lines. I just bought the barman a tonic water, Schwepp him off his feet.