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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?"
The doctor answers "Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure." So the doctor puts the guy through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what's causing your stuttering." The guy excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?"
"It's your penis. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it's almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with." The guy asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?" "Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one." "Do it!" the guy replies.
So they go through the operation, and three weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up appointment. He says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don't know how to thank you. But I've only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn't like it anymore with my new, shorter penis. I've thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on." The doctor says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal's a da-da-deal!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO
its cuz ya willy is big. 
Unfortunately not, my doctor said it's because I have a 12" inverted penis.  "
AHHHHHH a very typical internet problem, but its spelt "invented" not inverted tho |
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO
its cuz ya willy is big.
Unfortunately not, my doctor said it's because I have a 12" inverted penis.
AHHHHHH a very typical internet problem, but its spelt "invented" not inverted tho "
went over your head that one didn't it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO
its cuz ya willy is big.
Unfortunately not, my doctor said it's because I have a 12" inverted penis.
AHHHHHH a very typical internet problem, but its spelt "invented" not inverted tho
went over your head that one didn't it. "
nope, but I think mine did to yours  |
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