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Favourite sayings of yours.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That make you chuckle.
I will start off.
'rough as a badger's arse' lol. |
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Too long in the jungle to be fucked by a monkey |
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"That make you chuckle.
I will start off.
'rough as a badger's arse' lol."
tasty as the dogs doo-dahs has always creased me! |
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"Chunky's ........ Services are available"
"Taxi to ........ Please"
"Get ya kit off"
"What do you mean I'm fat?" - i tend to say that a lot.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I basically use these a lot:
Bitch, you are my soul mate lol
Also
What fresh hell is this
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Mother dick
I first heard it on the walking dead and it's stuck in my vocabulary |
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"That make you chuckle.
I will start off.
'rough as a badger's arse' lol."
That’s a great one as is the similarly themed, ‘It smells like the underside of a foxes tail.’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sharp as a tack, and just as flat headed
A wise man learns from his mistakes, but it a cleaver man that learns from the wise mans mistakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you 'avin' a laugh? |
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By *amalusMan
over a year ago
Tullamore |
"Ah sure that lads harmless"
Translation: he's thick as 2 shirt planks  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
More brains in a fish supper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s not the sharpest tool in the box |
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"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box "
Haha.
I only used that yesterday.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Strength of a spring onion'  |
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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago
Tendring Essex / Hampshire / Northants |
"It's better looking at it, than for it" |
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Like a herring with the back ripped out of him
He couldn't beat Casey's drum |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
We’re sucking diesel now  |
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Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be reyt
(said in a Yorkshire accent) |
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Keep 'er between the hedges big lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kick it in the bollocks  |
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The grass is not always greener on the other side … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wetter than an otters pocket  |
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I’ve got a mouth like an Ethiopian long distance runners inside leg.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had a gun with 2 bullets I'd shoot myself twice.
Or No shit Sherlock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is what it is!" |
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"If I had a gun with 2 bullets I'd shoot myself twice.
Or No shit Sherlock"
You've just reminded me about 'Sherlock'. Lol |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now. "
ya alright luv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did we just get caught with our pants down?! |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv "
I'm feeling parful so I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be reyt
(said in a Yorkshire accent) "
Or a north notts |
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Favourite Yorkshire one is “ tin tin tin “
Is isn’t in the tin… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red, sky is blue,
FBI want to steal my penis, can i hide it inside you? |
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""It is what it is!""
At the end of the day, it's as wide as it is broad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wetter than an otters pocket "
Fanny like a horse's nostril.
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Sandwich short of a picnic..... |
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"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box "
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic "
Which reminds of the line in the film The Green Mile "I think that boy's cheese just slid off his cracker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic "
Yoooooooo (that’s another one lol) |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Oi! Ballldddiiieee" which is how I think people around my way say hello to me.  |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
Yoooooooo (that’s another one lol) "
I prefer "Seven cans short of a six pack". |
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"Do you think I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old saying from my motocross days "all the gear, no idea!" |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am "
Sure the craics 90 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're talking about you not to you
No shit Sherlock
Not as stupid as I look
The problem with common sense is it's not very common. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you think I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin?" "
love that! |
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Whole basket short of a picnic... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag
see hell freeze over first |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90 "
Wise the bap luv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe green but not cabbage looking |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble  |
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"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble "
*Lagan |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv "
Wind your neck in sir  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble
*Lagan "
Feck ya it’s the bann here  |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir "
Stall the ball |
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"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble
*Lagan
Feck ya it’s the bann here "
Understandable but it's Lagan here  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball "
How’s about a wee cup of tae  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble
*Lagan
Feck ya it’s the bann here
Understandable but it's Lagan here "
It’s the foyle if ya keep going  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic " 'He ain't got both paddles in the water' |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae "
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man? |
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"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble
*Lagan
Feck ya it’s the bann here
Understandable but it's Lagan here
It’s the foyle if ya keep going "
And possibly the Boyne if you head south |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's all going to to hell in a handbasket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t even … *eye rolls*
Or can’t deal (with him/her) *major eye rolls* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you live under a rock? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man? "
Aye keep ‘er lit lad |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
Midlands |
I'd probably get banned if I said what I thought so I'm off to read some weird threads somewhere else  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble
*Lagan
Feck ya it’s the bann here
Understandable but it's Lagan here
It’s the foyle if ya keep going
And possibly the Boyne if you head south "
I’d say so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you live under a rock? "
LOVE!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find l say
“ one sandwich short of a picnic” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Y'alright love |
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Tight as a nuns chuff
Happy days
All over it like a tramp on chips
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Smash
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x
That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hot diggy daffodil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x
That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day "
Whos a snack *emoji eyes* |
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By *yway60Man
over a year ago
Gamlingay |
The wheel is turning but the hamster has died (in the same way as the lights are on but no-one is home).
My mouth is like the bottom of a bird cage (but it did have a cockatoo in it last night) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x
That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day
Whos a snack *emoji eyes*"
…U are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The wheel is turning but the hamster has died (in the same way as the lights are on but no-one is home).
My mouth is like the bottom of a bird cage (but it did have a cockatoo in it last night) "
My siblings and I say "the lights are on but no one is home" Usually to eachother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thick as pig's muck, twice as lumpy.
That's why they're called ex's
Needs their brains tested |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad "
Spin the wheels Jonty |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty "
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht  |
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By *007ManMan
over a year ago
Worthing |
As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."
Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the brightest star in the galaxy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cool and groovy
Or
Absolutely chef! |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht "
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hotter than a glass blowers arse ...
Could suck the chrome of some v8 pipes
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Not my monkey, not my circus is a favourite of mine when things are going wrong at work that don't involve me.
A couple I've borrowed from Jim Cornette over the years:
"Thank you, fuck you, bye!" For when I'm hanging up on cold callers.
"eventually even a blind squirrel finds an acorn"
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit"
Catch yourself on  |
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"couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag
see hell freeze over first "
Couldn't knock the skin off a Rice Pudding  |
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"Wetter than an otters pocket "
One of my favourites  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven’t got a scooby doo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the saying
"Don't know yer arse from yer elbow" |
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Keep your Alan's on
(Alan Whickers - knickers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be reyt
(said in a Yorkshire accent) "
Good lass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can ride bare arse down Briggate on that!
Referring to something blunt that should be sharp. Briggate = Busy high street in Leeds |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on "
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke |
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"Be reyt
(said in a Yorkshire accent)
Or a north notts "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you think this face was painted on. Said when someone's bullshitting you.
You may think I was born yesterday but I've been up all night.
Similar vein.
What you incinerating? |
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Some great ones I’ve never heard.
A couple I use are “It’s all gone a bit Houston” and “We have a slight major problem”. |
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That Ferrari, looks the absolute" (pauses) "canines undercarriage." |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man? "
Stickin aigt  |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
As much use as a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke"
Aye she could it’s wee buns  |
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He couldn't organise a piss up in a Brewery/Orgy in a Brothel  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns "
Wheres yer man at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Throw enough balls at enough coconuts and you are bound to win a prize |
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If if's and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?"
Are you steamin  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin "
Right enough like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from ******."
(Insert name of someone you know that talks a lot.) |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Right enough like!"
Youseuns away for a wee dander? |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Right enough like!
Youseuns away for a wee dander?"
Just a wee saunter |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin "
Get yer kex aff  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Right enough like!
Youseuns away for a wee dander?
Just a wee saunter "
Beezer! |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff "
Shut yer bake... |
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When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....
One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....
One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA "
Or as they say in NI, one eye looking at you, the other ones lookin for you... |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff "
You jammie sod  |
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"When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....
One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA
Or as they say in NI, one eye looking at you, the other ones lookin for you..."
All the same it did tickle me when I first heard it. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
Shut yer bake... "
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod "
Quare big list like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ye must think I came up the Bann in a bubble  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!"
Go on wet some tea there lad  |
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"That make you chuckle.
I will start off.
'rough as a badger's arse' lol."
Mines a pint |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad "
Aye - just faffin about here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tidy |
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"That make you chuckle.
I will start off.
'rough as a badger's arse' lol."
Mother fucker |
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Alright R Kid...
Manc for saying hello to family member  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say "Christ-a-coconut"... it has to be emphasised and loud. Usually said instead of "bloody hell".
I have a work colleague that says it and now my entire family say it... yep Swansea is odd
NBVN x |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here"
Sounds like minus craic |
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Someone with seriously bad teeth.
"Teeth like a cavemans necklace" |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic "
Fair wick... |
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is "
You're right he does
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick... "
Would yous all give my head peace |
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I can't say I have regular sayings as much as I pull from a pool of 80s wrestling quotes...
My favourite at the moment...
"I may not be the newest ride in the park but I get the longest lines" -Ric Flair |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace "
Well thats me tole... Scundered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
"
I’m learning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock off
One of my favourites is fuck this shit. Very versatile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As much use as a chocolate teapot. |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning "
Good man yerself!  |
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning "
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace "
Scunderballs  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan "
Cheeky pup |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace
Scunderballs "
Waaaa? shut yer yap!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play silly games, win silly prizes
Or
Not my circus, not my monkeys! |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Play silly games, win silly prizes
Or
Not my circus, not my monkeys! "
Love that second one.  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace
Scunderballs
Waaaa? shut yer yap! "
Stop earwiggin  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace
Scunderballs
Waaaa? shut yer yap!
Stop earwiggin "
Aye! - some neb an him! |
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"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace
Scunderballs
Waaaa? shut yer yap!
Stop earwiggin
Aye! - some neb an him!"
Mind yer beeswax |
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup "
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann  |
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It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ats us nai
The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.
ya alright luv
I'm feeling parful so I am
Sure the craics 90
Wise the bap luv
Wind your neck in sir
Stall the ball
How’s about a wee cup of tae
Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?
Aye keep ‘er lit lad
Spin the wheels Jonty
Not heard that one must be posh
Houl yer whisht
Every days a school day
Boys a dear yer a buck eejit
Catch yourself on
I fear this could be endless
Jaysus yer some yoke
Aye she could it’s wee buns
Wheres yer man at?
Are you steamin
Get yer kex aff
You jammie sod
Quare big list like!
Go on wet some tea there lad
Aye - just faffin about here
Sounds like minus craic
Fair wick...
Would yous all give my head peace
Scunderballs
Waaaa? shut yer yap!
Stop earwiggin
Aye! - some neb an him!
Mind yer beeswax"
Away and bate yerself |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann "
Lies  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP "
Awk you’re full of shite
Sorry OP  |
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann
Lies "
I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
There's a village somewhere that's lost it's idiot- It aint fuckin' rocket science-you snooze you loose-crack on-everyday is a school day |
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"It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP
Awk you’re full of shite
Sorry OP "
Positively overflowing with it  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann
Lies "
True story - the Lagan is unique! I mean... it is pretty special for a river to be so dirty that it looks like it's flowing upside down right? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann
Lies
I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river"
Yeah great craic when it floods  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Come the fuck on Bridget”
“Mother fluffer” ( for context I work with dogs! ) |
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"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann
Lies
I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river
Yeah great craic when it floods "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble
See even Mr T knows what it really is
You're right he does
I’m learning
Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan
Cheeky pup
Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann
Lies
I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river
Yeah great craic when it floods
You telling me the Bann never bursts its banks? "
Course it does but it’s less damaging in the country  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve just had a coffee and a bun  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun
Jebus "
Wee buns...  |
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