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The Wednesday late late nocturnal biscuit thread
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good evening everyone and welcome to Wednesday night's nocturnal biscuit thread.
Why not stop by and tell us what biscuits you have in your snack cupboard and if you would like to share them with us that would be fantastic.
Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so dont be shy come and say hi
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you  "
Good evening Meli and congrats on being first poster tonight!
Your prize is a selection of my finest cherries  |
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Evening all.
Coincidentally I've been shopping today and have purchased a complete evolution of hob nobs.
Plain hob nobs.
Chocolate hob nobs (the ones with chocolate on the top)
And finally, fully coated hob nobs, chocolate top bottom and sides.
Hob nob heaven over here at mag towers. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today  "
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you
It has to be done sadly, it's my fit to fuck diet time. "
You are being very good.
I keep thinking about being good!  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!) "
Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!.... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you
It has to be done sadly, it's my fit to fuck diet time.
You are being very good.
I keep thinking about being good! "
It's not worth it. Sin a little, it's better for the soul.  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Wotcha Ash!
This evening I have been avidly gobbling a packet of tescos finest custard creams (lord of biscuits)
I'd love to share them with you but... well... that ship has sailed! (burp)."
Evening Bob....custard creams?
The whole packet? |
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"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!)
Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!.... "
Aw, next time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits
Does it count?
I'm shattered
Jo x
Of course it counts.
What kind of cake?
Coffee, it's a three layer for my daughters birthday x"
Ohhh how lovely. X |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all.
Coincidentally I've been shopping today and have purchased a complete evolution of hob nobs.
Plain hob nobs.
Chocolate hob nobs (the ones with chocolate on the top)
And finally, fully coated hob nobs, chocolate top bottom and sides.
Hob nob heaven over here at mag towers. "
Good evening _agneto...
An evolution of hob nobs!
I liked that! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Ash an' all. I hope all are well and dandy? Is this a biscuit-themed nocturnal thread?"
Good evening Nero....it sure is...I hope my gym doesn't read this thread or I will be in trouble! |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
Reading |
"Evening Ash and all
Good evening GJB...Do you have any biscuits to share with us tonight?...
Only crisps and peanuts tonight  . Second tonight.
What flavour crisps?... "
Cheese and onion . Salted peanuts jumbo size. Shopping Friday morning . Bicuits on list. Decide which, once in store. |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
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"Wotcha Ash!
This evening I have been avidly gobbling a packet of tescos finest custard creams (lord of biscuits)
I'd love to share them with you but... well... that ship has sailed! (burp).
Evening Bob....custard creams?
The whole packet?"
Yep... I'm not proud
(But I am full of biscuit!) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!)
Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!....
Aw, next time! "
I look forward to it |
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"Evening Ash
Evening Perverts..
I have a multipack of Cream biscuits and Chocolate Digestives
Good evening Grumpy....a multi pack?... "
Yes from Morrisons... Has 10 different mini packs of different cream biscuits... Bloody Yummy |
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish.... "
Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit "
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish....
Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead "
I love them too.....several crunch creams are on their way up North... |
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish....
Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead
I love them too.....several crunch creams are on their way up North... "
They're one of my favourite biscuits |
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
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Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy   |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy "
Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!...
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy
Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!...
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After having driven round it about 2 million times, it's amazing the things that you see when you're on foot as opposed to on a bike or in a car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy
Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!...
After having driven round it about 2 million times, it's amazing the things that you see when you're on foot as opposed to on a bike or in a car "
Hi Ace. Xx |
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"Hi Lorna, hope you're feeling a bit better than you were a few nights ago x 
Thanks lovely.
Still not 100% but better than I was.
How are you?"
Oh, I'm fine ta, there's lots of people in this world who have more grumbles than I've got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quack!
Quack quack.
Excellent news, Jim! Algae?
No thanks.
Short 'n' sweet tonight from me, Jim, sorry. I need to sleep. Goodnight "
Ooop … hello and goodbye all at once xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
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Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes. "
It’s the biscuits … biscuits are good for the glutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first "
I like the way you eat custard creams. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first "
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes.
It’s the biscuits … biscuits are good for the glutes "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them "
I've got a stiffy. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy."
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy.
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream? "
Not yet, but give me five minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howdy ya'll
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's good to see you. How are you doing? everything's good, how's things over yonder?"
That's what I like to read. I'm bobbing along. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
I like the way you eat custard creams."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them "
Yes … yes you do
You should see what I can do to a tunnocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy.
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream? "
You can dip it in my tea if you like Jim - I’ll blow it first
… the tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
I like the way you eat custard creams.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
Yes … yes you do
You should see what I can do to a tunnocks "
Tell us how you devour a Tunnocks. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
Yes … yes you do
You should see what I can do to a tunnocks "
I look forward to the video or was that an invite ? in which case I might have to bring Jim with me as protection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
I'm just going to say two words;
Custard Creams
Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy.
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream?
You can dip it in my tea if you like Jim - I’ll blow it first
… the tea "
Tea and biscuits has never been so horny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what we call nfl referees "zebras"
I did not know that. The nocturnal thread, it's an educational. their black and white striped shirts"
I get the reference. I just didn't know NFL referees are also known as zebras. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?"
I know this I know thissssss *holds hand over mouth so as not to steal the punchline |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
I know this I know thissssss *holds hand over mouth so as not to steal the punchline "
other than no polar bears in Antarctica, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Black beauties with white stripes.
Do you like The White Stripes? one or two songs,"the raconteurs" were a better band to me"
I'll have to check out The Racounters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off "
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off "
I knew that was coming. |
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Black beauties with white stripes.
Do you like The White Stripes? one or two songs,"the raconteurs" were a better band to me
I'll have to check out The Racounters."
I've got one of their cd's
Steady As She Goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXAidGQUuns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays "
It's hard work being a polar bear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays "
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx"
I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx"
i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx
I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x"
Absolutely x
… with a special custard cream? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx
I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x
Absolutely x
… with a special custard cream? "
Yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic "
That punchline died before it left Derbyshire. |
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic
That punchline died before it left Derbyshire."
Oi, I heard that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes
Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?
Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic
That punchline died before it left Derbyshire.
Oi, I heard that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes a herd of zebras is called a dazzle
The collective name for a load of Razzle magazines is called a porn stash "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all!!…last day off after 21 days and can’t slee body must be preparing me for nightshift "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobeecums. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface |
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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago
lanarkshire |
"Evening all!!…last day off after 21 days and can’t slee body must be preparing me for nightshift
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobeecums. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"
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over a year ago
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"It's Sir Mix-A-Lot's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sir-Mix-A-Lot!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
Does he mix a lot of cake ingredients? "
I think he pats a lot of cakes. |
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