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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Say pardon not what

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By *asha86Couple over a year ago

walsall

Be nice to people on your way up because you never know you may just meet them on the way back down xT

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

She is the cats mother, I still don't get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Lol my whats for dinner was "fried farts and onions"

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

'in my wisdom' as an ironic preface to describing something silly or unfortunate that she's recently done.

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute.

Just wait till your Dad gets home..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont cut your nose off to spite your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you dont eat your dinner you'll have it for breakfast

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By *othianGuy41Man over a year ago

Burnvale

You're much bigger than your dad

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"You're much bigger than your dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will only end up getting hurt.

She was talking physically at the time though I take these words more emotionally now

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I used to get "bee's knees and chickens lips"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I used to get "bee's knees and chickens lips"

See that’s so much cuter!

. I’m now questioning my mum’s parenting style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Lol my whats for dinner was "fried farts and onions""

I like that - that’s the sort of thing my gramp would have said

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

You will pay for it in later life

often said when sitting on the floor or out in all weather lol

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By *annGentMan over a year ago

With a cracking view

"A face only a mum could love"

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I used to get "bee's knees and chickens lips"

See that’s so much cuter!

. I’m now questioning my mum’s parenting style

If I said bee's don't have knees and chickens don't have lips, her response was..."That's because you've eaten them all"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""A face only a mum could love""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat your crusts your hair will go curly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't pick your nose. Your head will cave in

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

"Eat your crusts your hair will go curly "

I must have eaten too many then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get in here you little shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say pardon not what

Close mouth while eating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in here you little shit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Nothing that made any sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the wind changes you’ll stay looking like that

Not that I pulled faces as a child or anything, Although I’m not sure she was joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

nottingham

You can’t burn the candle at both ends!

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll bang your heads together (when my bro was winding me up)

There'll be blood for supper!

Watch what you're doing (every time we left the house)

Don't be mardy (she's a northerner)

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Wait till your father gets back.

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By *drian HardthrobMan over a year ago

Worcester

Don't touch the Christmas food...

*it's Christmas Eve!!

Drives me round the bend lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't touch the Christmas food...

*it's Christmas Eve!!

Drives me round the bend lol."

I like that.

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By *uxuriantCouple over a year ago

Cornwall

“Your expectations are too high”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All men are shits, you're no different from your useless father.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's like Blackpool illuminations in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you're weird you!". Great catchphrase. Thanks mother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I once said this to my stepdaughter, she started to cry and went "urrrrrrrrgh...I DON'T LIKE SUGAR!!!".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Right that’s it, wait till your dads home”

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"She is the cats mother, I still don't get it

My mum used to say she's the cat's granny. Never got it myself

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"“What’s for tea mum?”

“Shit with sugar on”

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

my dad used to say shit and sugar mixed when asked what's for dinner

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I’ll skin you alive!

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Put a coat on or you will catch a cold.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"What day is it?"

"It's (insert day) all day long"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't pull that stupid face or when the wind blows you'll stay like it.

Should of listened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you say that again I will wash your mouth out with soap...(at our primary school they actually did that to pupils)

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By *olonel_kurtzMan over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

Get out my fucking sight before i change my mind.

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By *olonel_kurtzMan over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

I'll take my hand off your jaw

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Craftier than a wagon load of monks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Craftier than a wagon load of monks"
like that one

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Stop wearing my tights

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple over a year ago

Bexley

"Say pardon not what

Go To Bed!!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

If u dont stop crying I'll give u something to cry for! X

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

After a 'slap around the head '...'that's for nothing, wait until you do something '

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I might be shorter than you now but I can still kick your knee

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

On a lighter note to my last post..when lifting something heavy..'careful, you'll burst your farting strings '.

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By *olonel_kurtzMan over a year ago

JOHNSTONE

Don't pull the bath plug when your finished your brother is going in next

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By *sylockeWoman over a year ago

East Anglia

You’ve gone to the devils side…(it’s rather nice here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are your father's son.

You would hope so I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Children should be seen and not heard xx

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

A fix smells it’s own bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she's gone into a stew-pa again"

(meaning I've drifted off and stopped listening to her)

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Please sir, I want some more !

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By *ilent...BobMan over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

I love you (-THIS MUCH-)

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

"A fix smells it’s own bum

*Fox

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By *inx_xxWoman over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm older than my teeth, younger than my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you earn the money you can choose what you eat

Until then you have that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best bit of you dribbled down my leg after your dad pulled out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best bit of you dribbled down my leg after your dad pulled out

no words for that

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

Get to your room! You're grounded

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Your girlfriend cannot stay overnight. Stay at her mum’s and let her mum worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The classic if u don't stop crying I'll give u somethin to cry about

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

Wait till your father gets home

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Tastes like parish’s food (if she didn’t like something)

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

When I was misbehaving and had pushed her to her limits, Mum would say, "Do you want a Slap?" (I'd think at once, what does she expect me to say? "Yes please??")

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

You can like it or lump it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Take your time young man,

Don't you rush to get old,

Live your life!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Stop wearing my clothes..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What an ugly child you are....

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

Who wants never gets! it’s I would like.

You’ll regret it when I’m dead and gone!

Miss Pc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you break your leg don’t come running to me

Shut up or I’m give you something to cry for

If you keep doing that you’ll go blind

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

School - the best years of your life

Age - you’ll get worse as you get older

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Tidy your room.....

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

God - he’s writing it all down in his big black book

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