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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Still got it *dusts off trigger finger*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all! Today, I successfully tried out a racing wheelchair (it's a lot harder than it looks!); bought some jodhpurs; went to Sainsbury's and ate an ice cream. What a day!

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Evening Jim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all . Late tonight . Chatting to someone

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Evening Jim. And good evening everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still got it *dusts off trigger finger*

Racing wheelchair! I had no chance of firstface

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still got it *dusts off trigger finger*

You had a wheely good Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How are you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Can I ask a personal question?

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Evening Jim and all. Contemplating bed, worn out from yesterday's game.

Need to get back into the match day routine.

I hope you have had a good weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all . Late tonight . Chatting to someone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. You chatty man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. And good evening everyone else. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Merry Sunday. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Still got it *dusts off trigger finger*

Racing wheelchair! I had no chance of firstface

It was fun. Hard work, an absolute bastard to get in and out of, but fun. I need to work out the right way to strike the wheel rims

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still got it *dusts off trigger finger*

Racing wheelchair! I had no chance of firstface

Mrs KC is speedy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Can I ask a personal question?"

Erm... OK lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. I've got news for you, it's nearly Monday.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman over a year ago

WSM

Good evening! I’m am enjoying the silence of an empty house after a week of having the kids and my friend and her kids here, mine are now with their dad for a week so I’m enjoying a lengthy bubble bath and a chance to browse some very enticing profiles

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Another night off for me. My social meet cancelled so I done some ironing instead.

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

Evening Jim, evening all

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all . Late tonight . Chatting to someone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. You chatty man."

Well never know. May get lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Contemplating bed, worn out from yesterday's game.

Need to get back into the match day routine.

I hope you have had a good weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It must be tiring watching the Champions League holders winning three nil. I feel for you. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Can I ask a personal question?

Erm... OK lol ??"

Grumpy, when did you last have some rumpy pumpy?

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How are you tonight?"

I'm remarkably chilled thank you kind sir - Good to be onboard!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Good eeeeeeevening Jim

Hope you're well

As for me, I'm pretty well knackered after a hectic weekend. Had band rehearsal on Friday night after work, the went to the gf's to join her and two friends in the hot tub where LOTS of gin was consumed

Then ran 5K on Saturday morning, and had a gig last night. Got home at midnight, went to sleep at gone two, and then got up at 7 again this morning to go do the 10K Tough Mudder at Belvoir Castle

Now I'm trying to finish writing this week's quiz....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening JimBob... it’s been a while!

How the devil are you sweetcheeks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening! I’m am enjoying the silence of an empty house after a week of having the kids and my friend and her kids here, mine are now with their dad for a week so I’m enjoying a lengthy bubble bath and a chance to browse some very enticing profiles

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, This Kitty. Oh, what bliss. Are there candles? Music? And most importantly of all. Is there a rubber duck?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Can I ask a personal question?

Erm... OK lol ??

Grumpy, when did you last have some rumpy pumpy?"

Haha I like what you did there ..

A few weeks ago haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another night off for me. My social meet cancelled so I done some ironing instead."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. When I think steamy thoughts about you, you're not ironing.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Jim and all. Contemplating bed, worn out from yesterday's game.

Need to get back into the match day routine.

I hope you have had a good weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It must be tiring watching the Champions League holders winning three nil. I feel for you. Smileyface"

It was, I was in the sunshine. I had errands to run beforehand so went out at 8:30 got home at 8.

I also had to sing a lot.

Villa will make good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice in Fabland. You're back! You couldn't keep away.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman over a year ago

WSM

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, This Kitty. Oh, what bliss. Are there candles? Music? And most importantly of all. Is there a rubber duck?

Just absolute silence! Needed after a loud house all week, recharge my batteries and hopefully arrange a social meet or two when I’m feeling more peopley

I think a trip to town is in order for a rubber duck too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all . Late tonight . Chatting to someone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. You chatty man.

Well never know. May get lucky

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CCHdMIEGaaM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How are you tonight?

I'm remarkably chilled thank you kind sir - Good to be onboard!"

Wonderful news, shipmate.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Another night off for me. My social meet cancelled so I done some ironing instead.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. When I think steamy thoughts about you, you're not ironing."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening Jim

Hope you're well

Then ran 5K on Saturday morning, and had a gig last night. Got home at midnight, went to sleep at gone two, and then got up at 7 again this morning to go do the 10K Tough Mudder at Belvoir Castle

Now I'm trying to finish writing this week's quiz....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gorilla. Flippin' heck. You've done more this weekend than I've done in the last fifteen months. You deserve a two day break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening JimBob... it’s been a while!

How the devil are you sweetcheeks x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieLix. A while, it's been bloomin' ages. I'm bobbing along. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Can I ask a personal question?

Erm... OK lol ??

Grumpy, when did you last have some rumpy pumpy?

Haha I like what you did there ..

A few weeks ago haha"

Nice one!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Quiet day for me.

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By *ussieChrisMan over a year ago

Walsall

Evening One and all, Up for most of the night as i get myself ready to go back to work tomorrow night. Who wants to keep me company?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Good eeeeeeevening Jim

Hope you're well

Then ran 5K on Saturday morning, and had a gig last night. Got home at midnight, went to sleep at gone two, and then got up at 7 again this morning to go do the 10K Tough Mudder at Belvoir Castle

Now I'm trying to finish writing this week's quiz....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gorilla. Flippin' heck. You've done more this weekend than I've done in the last fifteen months. You deserve a two day break."

No chance, I'm afraid. Back to work tomorrow, and I think I've got a trip to Leominster to being a car back, and then Tuesday is my long day - leave at 7 and get home again at midnight

However, I WILL be on holiday all of next week, in sunny Wales

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Contemplating bed, worn out from yesterday's game.

Need to get back into the match day routine.

I hope you have had a good weekend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It must be tiring watching the Champions League holders winning three nil. I feel for you. Smileyface

It was, I was in the sunshine. I had errands to run beforehand so went out at 8:30 got home at 8.

I also had to sing a lot.

Villa will make good."

That was a busy Chelsea Saturday.

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice in Fabland. You're back! You couldn't keep away."

I truly couldn’t. I’ve even refreshed my profile, I intend to be around for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, This Kitty. Oh, what bliss. Are there candles? Music? And most importantly of all. Is there a rubber duck?

Just absolute silence! Needed after a loud house all week, recharge my batteries and hopefully arrange a social meet or two when I’m feeling more peopley

I think a trip to town is in order for a rubber duck too!

Enjoy. And get yourself a rubber duck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening JimBob... it’s been a while!

How the devil are you sweetcheeks x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieLix. A while, it's been bloomin' ages. I'm bobbing along. How are you? x"

I’m good my friend, very good!

On a bit of a health kick ready for my downfall in December lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Quiet day for me."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. A bit peckish though.

What does Monday have in store?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening One and all, Up for most of the night as i get myself ready to go back to work tomorrow night. Who wants to keep me company?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chris. We'll keep you company!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening Jim

Hope you're well

Then ran 5K on Saturday morning, and had a gig last night. Got home at midnight, went to sleep at gone two, and then got up at 7 again this morning to go do the 10K Tough Mudder at Belvoir Castle

Now I'm trying to finish writing this week's quiz....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gorilla. Flippin' heck. You've done more this weekend than I've done in the last fifteen months. You deserve a two day break.

No chance, I'm afraid. Back to work tomorrow, and I think I've got a trip to Leominster to being a car back, and then Tuesday is my long day - leave at 7 and get home again at midnight

However, I WILL be on holiday all of next week, in sunny Wales

Bring on Wales.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice in Fabland. You're back! You couldn't keep away.

I truly couldn’t. I’ve even refreshed my profile, I intend to be around for a while

This is exciting news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Alice is intending on sticking around.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Eeeevening all!

Playing some football manager and then getting to bed as I'm having my birthday outing tomorrow to Warhammer World (nerd!)

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. I've got news for you, it's nearly Monday."

Noooooo Jim!!! I’m not ready for serious stuff again yet.. just had my very d*unk sister calling to walk her home because she’d been scared by a man on rollerblades in the dark…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening JimBob... it’s been a while!

How the devil are you sweetcheeks x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieLix. A while, it's been bloomin' ages. I'm bobbing along. How are you? x

I’m good my friend, very good!

On a bit of a health kick ready for my downfall in December lol

I'm pleased to read it.

That's pretty much what I do most years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeevening all!

Playing some football manager and then getting to bed as I'm having my birthday outing tomorrow to Warhammer World (nerd!)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ches. Who do you manage? And how is your team doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim… good evening everyone..

My weekend has been spent putting a mist coat on new plaster.. I think there may have been more paint on me than the walls..

In between I found time to take a few pics for the forum photo challenge..

Hope all is good in Jim’s world..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. I've got news for you, it's nearly Monday.

Noooooo Jim!!! I’m not ready for serious stuff again yet.. just had my very d*unk sister calling to walk her home because she’d been scared by a man on rollerblades in the dark…

Sorry, I'll leave the news for essex_tom. Does your sister live in an episode of Baywatch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, first time on the late night thread for me. Nice to be here.

Is it right that the football season has already started and it’s only mid-August? It’s like the last bit of summer has been snatched away from us!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. I've got news for you, it's nearly Monday.

Noooooo Jim!!! I’m not ready for serious stuff again yet.. just had my very d*unk sister calling to walk her home because she’d been scared by a man on rollerblades in the dark…

Sorry, I'll leave the news for essex_tom. Does your sister live in an episode of Baywatch?"

Not far off!!

she’s a daft pissed bugger with an overactive imagination.. I am always the lucky recipient of her d*unken walks…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim… good evening everyone..

My weekend has been spent putting a mist coat on new plaster.. I think there may have been more paint on me than the walls..

In between I found time to take a few pics for the forum photo challenge..

Hope all is good in Jim’s world.."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Thanks for giving me a big one. Sounds like you mist the walls.

I'm going to check out your photos.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, first time on the late night thread for me. Nice to be here.

Is it right that the football season has already started and it’s only mid-August? It’s like the last bit of summer has been snatched away from us! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drag. It's nice to see you. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

The footy football season has started. It usually starts in mid August. It's pretty much autumn. It's almost Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx"

Good evening Red.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Quiet day for me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. A bit peckish though.

What does Monday have in store?"

Monday is on hold till I get the crucial letter from my Bank with my PIN. Then I can get out to purchase food etc.

Or it could arrive Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Drag. It's his first time on The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

Hi all again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim… can’t believe it’s Sunday already!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. I've got news for you, it's nearly Monday.

Noooooo Jim!!! I’m not ready for serious stuff again yet.. just had my very d*unk sister calling to walk her home because she’d been scared by a man on rollerblades in the dark…

Sorry, I'll leave the news for essex_tom. Does your sister live in an episode of Baywatch?

Not far off!!

she’s a daft pissed bugger with an overactive imagination.. I am always the lucky recipient of her d*unken walks…

Tell her it's almost Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Red's had some.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Drag. It's his first time on The late late nocturnal thread ©™."

Hello Drag !

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I thought Rocketman was on Sky. But it was just a Rocketman special, which was disappointing. That said Rocketman is on Sky, but I'm not paying extra to watch it. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your favourite Elton John song?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Hey, hope you're well too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Quiet day for me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. A bit peckish though.

What does Monday have in store?

Monday is on hold till I get the crucial letter from my Bank with my PIN. Then I can get out to purchase food etc.

Or it could arrive Tuesday?"

Who knows when that letter will arrive.

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By *ussieChrisMan over a year ago

Walsall

"Evening One and all, Up for most of the night as i get myself ready to go back to work tomorrow night. Who wants to keep me company?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chris. We'll keep you company!"

Yeay. Now what about personal company.. Anyone? Lol I jest

How's everyone finding this warm Sunday night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all again x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Let's hope it's a good week. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?"

What's the shortest one ?

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Hi all again x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. How are you?"

All good fella, you Jim?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Hey, hope you're well too.

Hey Magneto! Should start packing, too sleepy to tonight. Nice to read you.

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Good evening Jim

And all the other mushy peas.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"What's your favourite Elton John song?"

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening One and all, Up for most of the night as i get myself ready to go back to work tomorrow night. Who wants to keep me company?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chris. We'll keep you company!

Yeay. Now what about personal company.. Anyone? Lol I jest

How's everyone finding this warm Sunday night? "

Personal company. What sort of a man do you think I am?

Dark. I think the nights are warmer than the days at the moment.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx

Good evening Red.

Leooooo!

How ya doing, me ol' mucka?

I hope you've had a good weekend? X

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, hello night owls…

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx

It's on Netflix Jimothy, if you have that? It fantastically good. X

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Hey, hope you're well too.

Hey Magneto! Should start packing, too sleepy to tonight. Nice to read you.

Ooh I feel probed. I like it.

Your back on the work road again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. When did you last see a bumblebee? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx

Good evening Red.

Leooooo!

How ya doing, me ol' mucka?

I hope you've had a good weekend? X"

No rumpy pumpy but not grumpy either so all swinging along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Eeeevening all!

Playing some football manager and then getting to bed as I'm having my birthday outing tomorrow to Warhammer World (nerd!)

We've been there

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Eeeevening all!

Playing some football manager and then getting to bed as I'm having my birthday outing tomorrow to Warhammer World (nerd!)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ches. Who do you manage? And how is your team doing?"

Got a few going, Moss from the Norwegian leagues, and Aberystwyth in Wales. Both doing pretty well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. When did you last see a bumblebee? x"

Funny you should ask that Jim to day this morning on the way to the shop there must be a hive in the bushes as there’s were 3-4 off them flying around what about you Jim when was the last time you seen one x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's your favourite Elton John song?"

Ooh, tough one that.....there's so many...

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

The Bitch is Back

Tiny Dancer

Oh, and who doesn't love I'm Still Standing? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim… good evening everyone..

My weekend has been spent putting a mist coat on new plaster.. I think there may have been more paint on me than the walls..

In between I found time to take a few pics for the forum photo challenge..

Hope all is good in Jim’s world..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Thanks for giving me a big one. Sounds like you mist the walls.

I'm going to check out your photos.

Challenge photos not up until the normal morning am…

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

Wash your mouth out, Leo!

I shall converse with you in nothing but Elton John songs from henceforth.

That'll learn ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I tried to find a short Elton John song, then I gave up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all again x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. How are you?

All good fella, you Jim?"

I'm alright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

Wash your mouth out, Leo!

I shall converse with you in nothing but Elton John songs from henceforth.

That'll learn ya!

Sorry. Seems to be the hardest word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

And all the other mushy peas.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buddy. I like the mushy peas.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim… good evening everyone..

My weekend has been spent putting a mist coat on new plaster.. I think there may have been more paint on me than the walls..

In between I found time to take a few pics for the forum photo challenge..

Hope all is good in Jim’s world..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Thanks for giving me a big one. Sounds like you mist the walls.

I'm going to check out your photos.

Challenge photos not up until the normal morning am…"

Hey VG!

I bloody forgot about the challenge. I'll dig out a paintbrush or a hammer tomorrow.

I bet yours is brilliant, as usual! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

Sorry seems to be the hardest word. "

With or without Blue?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Hey, hope you're well too.

Hey Magneto! Should start packing, too sleepy to tonight. Nice to read you.

Ooh I feel probed. I like it.

Your back on the work road again. "

No, remote for a bit longer sadly (it's not that sad, I like slouching about in vest tops). How are you doing tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hello night owls…

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. It's nice to see you. How the flip are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

What's the forum challenge?! I missed the news

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I last had some rumpy pumpy yesterday

, in case you were wondering....

I have relaxed all day today & now about to watch Rocketman again, so I may not be too talkative as I plan to sing along like a muthafucka!! Xx

It's on Netflix Jimothy, if you have that? It fantastically good. X"

I'll take a look, maybe. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

Wash your mouth out, Leo!

I shall converse with you in nothing but Elton John songs from henceforth.

That'll learn ya!

Sorry. Seems to be the hardest word."

Touché. Beaten at my own game

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's the forum challenge?! I missed the news

To be "manly". X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all. Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's the forum challenge?! I missed the news

To be "manly". X"

Bollocks. I don't have any

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeevening all!

Playing some football manager and then getting to bed as I'm having my birthday outing tomorrow to Warhammer World (nerd!)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ches. Who do you manage? And how is your team doing?

Got a few going, Moss from the Norwegian leagues, and Aberystwyth in Wales. Both doing pretty well

You're a multitasker!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hey nocturnalers, I hope you're all well and looking forward to the week ahead.

Hey, hope you're well too.

Hey Magneto! Should start packing, too sleepy to tonight. Nice to read you.

Ooh I feel probed. I like it.

Your back on the work road again.

No, remote for a bit longer sadly (it's not that sad, I like slouching about in vest tops). How are you doing tonight? "

Meli in a vest top, saving that mental image.

I'm doing alright thanks. Been knackered last few days, feeling more recharged this evening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. When did you last see a bumblebee? x

So many bumblebees. I can't remember when I last saw one. x

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I've been meaning to continue my football manager game. I've neglected it recently.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!"

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. When did you last see a bumblebee? x

So many bumblebees. I can't remember when I last saw one. x"

I was the same till to day that why I sed funny you should ask as it’s the first time I seen one in years x

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

Well that was a spellbinding forum... night all lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

Wash your mouth out, Leo!

I shall converse with you in nothing but Elton John songs from henceforth.

That'll learn ya!

Sorry. Seems to be the hardest word.

Touché. Beaten at my own game

That's what Friends are For. xx

(Been kilt hunting online btw)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

Ooh, tough one that.....there's so many...

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

The Bitch is Back

Tiny Dancer

Oh, and who doesn't love I'm Still Standing? X"

On this day 1939 The Wizard of Oz, directed by Victor Fleming and King Vidor, premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Hollywood, starring Judy Garland (Dorothy), Ray Bolger (Scarecrow), Jack Haley (Tin Man), Bert Lahr (Cowardly Lion), Frank Morgan (Wizard), Billie Burke (Glinda), and Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch). x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

What's the shortest one ?

Wash your mouth out, Leo!

I shall converse with you in nothing but Elton John songs from henceforth.

That'll learn ya!

Sorry. Seems to be the hardest word.

Touché. Beaten at my own game

That's what Friends are For. xx

(Been kilt hunting online btw)"

Woohoo! Do I get a sneaky peek before the MLS?

Pretty please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've used an on this day fact on two nocturnal threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim… good evening everyone..

My weekend has been spent putting a mist coat on new plaster.. I think there may have been more paint on me than the walls..

In between I found time to take a few pics for the forum photo challenge..

Hope all is good in Jim’s world..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Thanks for giving me a big one. Sounds like you mist the walls.

I'm going to check out your photos.

Challenge photos not up until the normal morning am…"

I'm still going to look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Touché. Beaten at my own game

That's what Friends are For. xx

(Been kilt hunting online btw)

Woohoo! Do I get a sneaky peek before the MLS?

Pretty please xx"

Of course ! You're my kilt muse

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's your favourite Elton John song?

Ooh, tough one that.....there's so many...

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

The Bitch is Back

Tiny Dancer

Oh, and who doesn't love I'm Still Standing? X

And still a damn fine film. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and korma, Lorna. How was your Sunday day? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and korma, Lorna. How was your Sunday day? x"

Mostly full of dust!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!"

All that dusting will create dust. You'll have to dust again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

Hiya Jim and all late nighters , hope you had a lovely Sunday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Touché. Beaten at my own game

That's what Friends are For. xx

(Been kilt hunting online btw)

Woohoo! Do I get a sneaky peek before the MLS?

Pretty please xx

Of course ! You're my kilt muse

Am I? I've never been a muse before. I'm honoured. And you know how seriously I'll take my position x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

I'm not telling her son smells of cheese! I need her to pay for the wedding!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

All that dusting will create dust. You'll have to dust again."

There is no dust left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been meaning to continue my football manager game. I've neglected it recently. "

Have you been sacked?

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

I'm not telling her son smells of cheese! I need her to pay for the wedding!

It translates as "your son is like a cheese" but actually, "como un queso" means physically very attractive. It's an idiom. A bit like in English saying "it's raining cats and dogs".

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. When did you last see a bumblebee? x

So many bumblebees. I can't remember when I last saw one. x

I was the same till to day that why I sed funny you should ask as it’s the first time I seen one in years x"

I'm a funny man. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

I'm not telling her son smells of cheese! I need her to pay for the wedding!

It translates as "your son is like a cheese" but actually, "como un queso" means physically very attractive. It's an idiom. A bit like in English saying "it's raining cats and dogs"."

I'm still not risking it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that was a spellbinding forum... night all lol x"

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

She is marvellous. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

You're all about the sausage today Red! The pigs in blankets were epic by the way

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

Spanish seems to be the hardest words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and korma, Lorna. How was your Sunday day? x

Mostly full of dust!"

Blimey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

Spanish seems to be the hardest words."

Iv pre warned the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma in Solihull. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

I'm not telling her son smells of cheese! I need her to pay for the wedding!

It translates as "your son is like a cheese" but actually, "como un queso" means physically very attractive. It's an idiom. A bit like in English saying "it's raining cats and dogs".

I'm still not risking it!

From an online Spanish dictionary thingy: "Un chico o una chica que está como un queso está muy bueno/a (tener un buen cuerpo, ser atractivo)"

"A man or woman who is como un queso is very nice (has a good body; is attractive)"

Honest, guv!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim and all late nighters , hope you had a lovely Sunday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mis. I hope you had a lovely Sunday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

What does it mean?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

That one IS rude but doesn't exactly make sense....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

What does it mean?"

It means "your son is very attractive"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

All that dusting will create dust. You'll have to dust again.

There is no dust left!

Excellent dusting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

What does it mean?

It means "your son is very attractive""

I'll remember that for the wedding.

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By *ussieChrisMan over a year ago

Walsall

Personal company. What sort of a man do you think I am?

Dark. I think the nights are warmer than the days at the moment."

I could say the type that can get things done.. But I'm starting the think otherwise.. Lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

What's it mean? I don't have any Spanish x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

To be fair, you'd be happy with a sausage and a jug of sangria.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

You're all about the sausage today Red! The pigs in blankets were epic by the way

Now you're just rubbing it in Bob.

I have no sausage

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"What's the forum challenge?! I missed the news

To be "manly". X"

That's me out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

What's it mean? I don't have any Spanish x"

Liberally means the wh*re mother but is the equivalent of 'dogs bollocks' - sounds awful but means really good.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

What's it mean? I don't have any Spanish x"

Directly translates as "your son is the whore mother". Which doesn't make sense. There's a song entitled "hijo de tu puta madre" which would translate as "son of your whore mother" which, whilst not polite, makes more sense!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma in Solihull. Smileyface"

And to you Sir Jim of Shrewsbury, a good evening to

you my liege ….

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have my further mother in law coming to say for a few days tomorrow for the first time

Iv spent 2 days dusting everything within an inch of its life!

Hey LornaJo.

I hope she's a nice mother in law?

Mind you, you can't really say otherwise on here, can you?

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Oh fabulous! She sounds great. A chorizo sausage & a jug of sangria & she'll be happy.

To be fair, you'd be happy with a sausage and a jug of sangria."

Aye, Jim.

In fact, forget the Sangria. I'll just have sausage in both hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

Would you like to share with the rest of the nocturnal class?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Boo!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I forgot the M. ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

She's lovely mostly but is a 90 year old very feisty Spanish lady.

Here's a phrase you should use:

"Tu hijo es como un queso"

It's a legit phrase and not what you think it means

'Tu hijo es la puta madre' is a great compliment but under no circumstances use that one.

Ash says that's very rude!

What's it mean? I don't have any Spanish x

Liberally means the wh*re mother but is the equivalent of 'dogs bollocks' - sounds awful but means really good.

That's "de puta madre"

Gotta get the little details right for it to mean something good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, evening everyone - hope you are all ok! I’m off on a short holiday tomorrow

Hope the weather is going to be ok in Devon.

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