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Status swap... Are you game ? FINALE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets get this bank holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yaay, In

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last one then… xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol.. Who needs a match??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in need a new victim

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By *ager4moreWoman over a year ago

Warrington

Still in

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I've had no offers! Shocking!

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Lol.. Who needs a match?? "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in and need a new one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 minutes left in mine, but might leave it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Mine is still going for another half hour

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Seriously if anyone knew my “knob head” levels my status wouldnt surprise you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a new match please mine disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in again! Mine expired just at the end of the last one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

3 minutes left so I'm in again please

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mine is just expiring..... give me someone Midnight

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

They clearly haven’t been on Fab long enough then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

Blow another fart and delete them from your planner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in for this had me in stitches at some statuses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

Name and shame the rule breakers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still in for this had me in stitches at some statuses "

Drop your filter

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By *eauNaturelMan over a year ago

Malmesbury

Hi Fab folks, hi OP,this seems like fun,count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

Name and shame the rule breakers!"

Noooo.. no naming +shaming, or you'll get a forum ban xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

Name and shame the rule breakers!

Noooo.. no naming +shaming, or you'll get a forum ban xx"

Just kidding!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

They clearly haven’t been on Fab long enough then lol"

Too true

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Filters people xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done "

You have been!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seriously if anyone knew my “knob head” levels my status wouldnt surprise you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines finally up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mwhahaha I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done

You have been!

You offering to be the 1st Mr Blooms? ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mwhahaha I’m in

Oh bugger

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Mines finally up"

You're going to get so many guys messaging you now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mwhahaha I’m in

Oh bugger "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of these are killing me haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done "

Love it!

And shows the mindset of a lot of people here is definitely veering towards a lot of bum play!

It's a yes from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Japs eye is another name for hot woman right?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Japs eye is another name for hot woman right? "

Haha you wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Japs eye is another name for hot woman right?

Haha you wish

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just expired...new one pls!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is up!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight...."

Should have been a van

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Mine's up, I've had a couple of 'interesting' messages.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've had no erect penises yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had no erect penises yet

I've Had no cream yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've had no erect penises yet

I've Had no cream yet "

So unfair I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had no erect penises yet

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had no erect penises yet

Not surprised wearing those pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine's up, which is pretty apt for the one I was given.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still up for new match

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By *ill74Man over a year ago

New forest area

Hmmm.

1st time in on this.

Not sure how it works. But erm.

I am in.

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By *eauNaturelMan over a year ago

Malmesbury

Oh dear, now I have to live with this for an hour, well I guess that them's the rules and all's fair in love and war.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

Should have been a van

Shurrup you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine's up, which is pretty apt for the one I was given.

brilliant

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

Thank fuck my hour is up

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

Should have been a van

Shurrup you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven

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By *inkyJamesMan over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I am in

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Tonbridge

Nobody will want to swap with us. I have a standard one I've used before and it's evil. It has to be a swap with a woman though.

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By *inkyJamesMan over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven

Warm and cozy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven

Sheltered lives

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By *inkyJamesMan over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"I am in"

I am in & am game

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven

Something that you cook Dutch food in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank fuck my hour is up

Back in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've had no erect penises yet

Liar

Cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in.

Nikki x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've had no erect penises yet

Not surprised wearing those pants "

You're so lovely to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour

I'm going to break 600 messages

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

And second done.... Got some admin to do on my box that was a messy two hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour

I'm going to break 600 messages

Good. And I want to see a pic with the plumbs in yer bum as well

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By *inkyJamesMan over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"And second done.... Got some admin to do on my box that was a messy two hours

So hot

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

I’m done…. Thank you OP for your glorious work that made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m done…. Thank you OP for your glorious work that made me smile

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By *ralking69.Man over a year ago

MK45

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

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By *inkyJamesMan over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"Lets get this bank holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

But I'm not gay or bi

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By *untobehadMan over a year ago

Northampton

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

I love yours haha

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I need a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a new one"

I'll give you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a new one

I'll give you one

Are you giving him one posh?? What about a status??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

You must be ready to get laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2 "

It's 'cos they know it's totally true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true

The feather part sounds fun

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I need a new one

I'll give you one

And what about a status?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a new one

I'll give you one

Are you giving him one posh?? What about a status?? "

I'll do both. I can multitask

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a new one

I'll give you one

And what about a status?

Meet me in my box. I'll show you a good time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have another go x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on

This is the sort of thing you explain before the event honey....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on

This is the sort of thing you explain before the event honey...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A status update has lured me here,. So... I'm in!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I need a new one

I'll give you one

And what about a status?

Meet me in my box. I'll show you a good time

Oh I've no doubt

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Tonbridge

I've sent mine to our partner couple and are waiting to hear back. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've sent mine to our partner couple and are waiting to hear back. Luke "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2 "

I'm currently on 67

Didn't realise there was so many men after eating a creme egg out of my bum!!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

He seemed so nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

I'm currently on 67

Didn't realise there was so many men after eating a creme egg out of my bum!!

There are some wrong'uns out there, I tell you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true

I agree

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

new status done ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New one up. More tea vicar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

He seemed so nice"

Ah sure I gave as good as I got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true

It is but you would have thought someone might want to join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

I'm leaving mine up Midnight... Just for you x

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

Seriously though this has been bloody good fun .. Round of Applause Midnight

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

How'd you get the gravy so thick?

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By *ill74Man over a year ago

New forest area

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

NEVER been so glad to be a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

I'm leaving mine up Midnight... Just for you x

Haha xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

You're a star Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

Would you like another after your hr

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Funny story...... I have both items you require

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

NEVER been so glad to be a vegetarian

But it was the carrot!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake "

I'll keep you up in that case

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

Seriously though this has been bloody good fun .. Round of Applause Midnight

Awww fanks... I'm gasping for a cuppa and desperate for a pee...

... My DD just logged on and i think i just lost pant privileges for a week

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By *ill74Man over a year ago

New forest area

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

I've seen your cooking. Think I'll give it a miss..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Funny story...... I have both items you require

Is anyone surprised?

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

How'd you get the gravy so thick?"

Well it wasn't history

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

You're a star Midnight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

Would you like another after your hr

Errrrr I'm good for a while thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Right my hours up so I can go to bed now haha .. Must play this again soon love it

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Funny story...... I have both items you require

Is anyone surprised?"

Erm..... they're not mine obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, thanks OP. You brought a lot of smiles to Friday night.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

I'll keep you up in that case

Which in turn will keep me awake, ingenious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right my hours up so I can go to bed now haha .. Must play this again soon love it

X night

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

Match me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes, thanks OP. You brought a lot of smiles to Friday night.

Yaayy xxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

I'll keep you up in that case

Which in turn will keep me awake, ingenious

I'm a clever bean

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

How'd you get the gravy so thick?

Well it wasn't history "

*bisto, dunno where history came from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5

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By *ill74Man over a year ago

New forest area

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5

I thought the whole point was that the egg was in your outbox, not your inbox?

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5

You loved it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The final selection :

I need a woman to urinate in my mouth while I wank myself off to the view of her anus

sometimes have to double take the full length mirror as I look so sexy these days “

Anyone want a pair of my Y fronts… I’ve had them on for four days solid and been working and training in them … don’t want payment just glad someone

As a Vegetarian the time has now come to test how good these veggie sausages really are and stick one up my bum!

dressed in my pink frilly knickers waiting for a hot someone to take them down with their teeth

love my beard moisturised with Nutella and my face sat on so I can then lick it the from ass Mmmm

I popped a Cadbury’s creme egg up my bum and looking for guys to come show me how they eat theirs

Why have I got the sudden urge to lick whipped cream from inside a Japs Eye

giving out cock rates.. Please send me pics of your erect cock .

any guys are available tonight to stick their bollocks in my ass? I’m lubed and ready. I’ll even give the lucky bloke a Dutch Oven to finish off

Come on over to stroke my shiny, black helmet and I’ll ride with my penny farthing

Ladies, have you got spinach between your teeth? Not to worry, I have a penis like a toothpick so I'm the man that you need in your life.

Just got back from some car fun. Driving stick? More like riding stick!

This round of ding dong ping pond didn't go to plan. Currently, in A&E waiting to get the straw removed from my urethra. w(°o°)w

What's long and hard and has cum in it...noo.... Cucumber... But i like the way you think!!

Damn. I've only 1 carrot for my shepherds pie. But I stuck it in my arse earlier, even though I had diarrhoea... should I tell my guests?

Does anyone own an anal hook and leather chaps? I've a fun game in mind. Moustache optional

can't believe Anne Summers wouldn't return those stockings that didn't fit ! I told the Manager the cum stains would come out if you boiled them !

In need of teabagging right now, unshaved only

I once watched pterodactyl porn. What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iys been a fun one

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!"

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of good clean fun on a Friday night in.

All jolly good pots of lovelyness to all involved, especially our delightful hostess, Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of good clean fun on a Friday night in.

All jolly good pots of lovelyness to all involved, especially our delightful hostess, Midnight

Aww fanks xxx

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By *untobehadMan over a year ago

Northampton

Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ??

Enjoy x

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof

900+ views and 100+ messages from my two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds fun . Im.in

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By *untobehadMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof

900+ views and 100+ messages from my two

Which ones did you use Tinder ?

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By *untobehadMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ??

Enjoy x"

Thanks ! Great game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

Did you say no, i only poke??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

Did you say no, i only poke?? "

I said I only bum guys cause I’m not ghay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

Did you say no, i only poke??

I said I only bum guys cause I’m not ghay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks everyone for being such good sports xxx

I'm exhausted now and going for a lie down in a padded cell

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