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Yes, several times on my motorbike.
On one occasion I had to lend a bike from the shop that was repairing mine. As I worked in an instore Bakery I used to travel there at 2am to start at 3am. So I have someone else’s bike and empty roads and a certain section that has three roundabouts 
Fun was had …flying down towards these roundabouts going around them a couple of times and blasting out to the next one, trying to wheelie it .. just having a laugh …
Eventually at the last roundabout I had to turn right on a straight bit of road …that’s when the Police car caught up with me 
First question ‘is this your motorbike ?’
I couldn’t resist ‘No Officer do you think I’d do that if I owned it ?’
Luckily he didn’t put me in handcuffs right there and then, but listened to the rest of my excuses for riding like an idiot…nobody on the road etc…
He was a biker and let me off with a warning, not all coppers are without humour.  |
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Yep, plenty of times...having decent boobs and not being too fugly has it's advantages The funniest was when the nice officer told me to piss off just to stop me asking him to put his handcuffs on me |
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"Yes, several times on my motorbike.
On one occasion I had to lend a bike from the shop that was repairing mine. As I worked in an instore Bakery I used to travel there at 2am to start at 3am. So I have someone else’s bike and empty roads and a certain section that has three roundabouts
Fun was had …flying down towards these roundabouts going around them a couple of times and blasting out to the next one, trying to wheelie it .. just having a laugh …
Eventually at the last roundabout I had to turn right on a straight bit of road …that’s when the Police car caught up with me
First question ‘is this your motorbike ?’
I couldn’t resist ‘No Officer do you think I’d do that if I owned it ?’
Luckily he didn’t put me in handcuffs right there and then, but listened to the rest of my excuses for riding like an idiot…nobody on the road etc…
He was a biker and let me off with a warning, not all coppers are without humour. "
great anecdote xx |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Yes to tell me that everytime I pressed the brake pedal all my back-lights lit up like Blackpool illuminations. Turned out the garage during its service had fitted the wrong bulb. |
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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago
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"Yup… forgetting to put my headlights on coming out of a club when I was 19.. never did that again!! 
Same then the cheeky fucker took the piss out of my car what was you driving "
An 850 Volvo to be fair |
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I was pulled over on my way to work at 3 30 in morning a while back on my bycicle flashing blue lights! I thought wow! Was I speeding lol! He wound down the window and said are u jacky I said yes then he said jacky ..... I said no jacky .... coincidence there was a missing woman I fitted the description! And she was 10 years younger so was flattered lol! She was found safe and well later that day x |
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"I was pulled over on my way to work at 3 30 in morning a while back on my bycicle flashing blue lights! I thought wow! Was I speeding lol! He wound down the window and said are u jacky I said yes then he said jacky ..... I said no jacky .... coincidence there was a missing woman I fitted the description! And she was 10 years younger so was flattered lol! She was found safe and well later that day x"
Jack he was after your number that's how cops operate |
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Pulled over and breathalyser twice. Once in December driving home from a meet during lockdown. Sweated over a lockdown fine but he didn’t say anything. Just asked me how my date went!
Not well enough to stay over, but well enough
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"Pulled over and breathalyser twice. Once in December driving home from a meet during lockdown. Sweated over a lockdown fine but he didn’t say anything. Just asked me how my date went!
Not well enough to stay over, but well enough
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over a year ago
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Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada  |
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"Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada "
where in Buxton was it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once for broken light. Once for going through red light. As I approached a green light I knew it was going to change by the time I got there so slowed down for being red. As it changed my mind said ok you can change what your doing so did and accelerated. I was knackered from doing two full time jobs for a few months plus part time study. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada where in Buxton was it "
A6 through Dove Holes |
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"Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada where in Buxton was it
A6 through Dove Holes"
new it would be there everyone fancies it there. Drive bus there so no chance of me speeding |
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"I was pulled over on my way to work at 3 30 in morning a while back on my bycicle flashing blue lights! I thought wow! Was I speeding lol! He wound down the window and said are u jacky I said yes then he said jacky ..... I said no jacky .... coincidence there was a missing woman I fitted the description! And she was 10 years younger so was flattered lol! She was found safe and well later that day xJack he was after your number that's how cops operate "
I was mad at myself I didnt ask to do the police car tick toc with their car lol I'm sure they would have obliged as road was empty x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada where in Buxton was it
A6 through Dove Holesnew it would be there everyone fancies it there. Drive bus there so no chance of me speeding "
It's the only straight road round the fkin place that's why |
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"Yup, speeding into Buxton at 6am in the morning
He let me off though thankfully
It was a long time ago that though, I was driving a Vauxhall Cavalier and the police car was a Ford Granada where in Buxton was it
A6 through Dove Holesnew it would be there everyone fancies it there. Drive bus there so no chance of me speeding
It's the only straight road round the fkin place that's why "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to get pulled over loads in my early 20's and never knew the answer and seemingly neither did they, so many 'random' stop checks used to go on back then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to get pulled over loads in my early 20's and never knew the answer and seemingly neither did they, so many 'random' stop checks used to go on back then.  "
It's all good a couple minutes out of my day here and there didn't really bother me, only time i nearly got in trouble was when i answered "because i dont look like the type of guy that should be driving this car" they really didnt like that |
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"Never heard those dreaded words have you "
Not as such... but as a musician, I have been pulled over many times for driving about in a van in the early hours of the morning. A quick chat so they know I'm not drank or a burglar and I'm on my way with the knowledge that they're doing a good job and keeping us safe.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't but someone I was in a car with did and was asked that.. he didn't know and turns out he happened to be driving a car similar to that of a pimp they were looking for... and he happened to have a car full of young attractive ladies... and me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They attempted when I was on motorbike, took the chance they didn't get my plate and floored it.
Has happened in car but managed to convince an emergency was in progress, they escorted me blues and two. |
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"dont forget the tax collectors have a job to do, pay the fine, be a good person and say yes sir"
There's a secret trick that guarantees you never get another speeding ticket... drive no quicker than the speed limit  remember "IT'S YOUR FAULT" if you get a ticket. |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
Got pulled over by an Ohio State Trooper for doing 70 in a 55. Had to sit in the back of the cruiser as he tried to find out if he could check a UK driving license.
In the end he decided it was going to be too complicated so let me off with a warning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got pulled on my bike after doing 172 in an 80 by an unmarked Commodore V8 outside of Perth Australia... 6 month ban with impound charges and fines totalling $2500 AUD.
Guessing I'd doubled the limit and faced a certain ban my 1st words were "Is there anything I can do about how fast I was going?"
The sarcastic Aussie cop snapped a quick reply through his Merv Hughes moustache "yes... ya could of slowed fackin down" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes been stopped multiple times and 2 years ago on NYE and breathalysed...hadn't had a drink in over a month ..stopped me because I swerved to avoid a pothole ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yip I was 17 and I didn't have a license or insurance, 1 police car and 2 CID cars...
I just drove through the wrong place and the wrong time.
I had to open the boot for them, I didn't even know what key opened the boot lol
I got a 7 day ticket and I never heard anything about it again.
My brother wasn't happy though as it was his car i had borrowed when he was on holiday |
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1986.
2am, on a sleepy Sun night/Mon morning.
Sleepy little village in Essex.
Police car pulls me over. I was 17 and a bit I think. Wasn't speeding.
Waited for copper to come to window.
Copper didn't.
Noticed police car was 40 feet or so behind mine, in the layby I had pulled in to.
In the rear view mirror, I saw both driver and passenger doors open, and 2 figures get out. They stood behind the doors.
One shouted at me "Can you get out of the car please Sir ?"
Thinking this was rather odd, I complied.
Then a thought suddenly struck me. In the boot I had my briefcase with my driving licence, my insurance documents, and other assorted ID.
So I immediately went round to open the boot.
I got it halfway open, and then realised the coppers were yelling at me to step away from the vehicle.
I stopped, and they both came over looking very flustered and jolly cross.
I asked why they stopped me and they said there had been reports of terrorist activity in the area and I matched the description (more on that later!). One muttered something about almost being shot. Nice.
In the end, they let me open the boot, show them my docs, and I was on my way.
I suppose the IRA were active in London in those times, but quite how many 17 and bit IRA terrorists would be driving around in a bright yellow fiesta, with said driver wearing his heavy metal denims and band patches, and the back of his car plastered with Metallica and Slayer Stickers is beyond me.
"Matched the description" my arse.
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"1986.
2am, on a sleepy Sun night/Mon morning.
Sleepy little village in Essex.
Police car pulls me over. I was 17 and a bit I think. Wasn't speeding.
Waited for copper to come to window.
Copper didn't.
Noticed police car was 40 feet or so behind mine, in the layby I had pulled in to.
In the rear view mirror, I saw both driver and passenger doors open, and 2 figures get out. They stood behind the doors.
One shouted at me "Can you get out of the car please Sir ?"
Thinking this was rather odd, I complied.
Then a thought suddenly struck me. In the boot I had my briefcase with my driving licence, my insurance documents, and other assorted ID.
So I immediately went round to open the boot.
I got it halfway open, and then realised the coppers were yelling at me to step away from the vehicle.
I stopped, and they both came over looking very flustered and jolly cross.
I asked why they stopped me and they said there had been reports of terrorist activity in the area and I matched the description (more on that later!). One muttered something about almost being shot. Nice.
In the end, they let me open the boot, show them my docs, and I was on my way.
I suppose the IRA were active in London in those times, but quite how many 17 and bit IRA terrorists would be driving around in a bright yellow fiesta, with said driver wearing his heavy metal denims and band patches, and the back of his car plastered with Metallica and Slayer Stickers is beyond me.
"Matched the description" my arse.
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wow amazing story |
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Never actually pulled over but I was caught doing 95 on the m6 at 6am as I was on my way to work. Came off at my junction, and a green unmarked Volvo pulled up alongside me with 2 uniformed officers in it, he wound down his window and shouted "Don't let us catch you doing that again" when the lights turned green just drove off. |
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"Never actually pulled over but I was caught doing 95 on the m6 at 6am as I was on my way to work. Came off at my junction, and a green unmarked Volvo pulled up alongside me with 2 uniformed officers in it, he wound down his window and shouted "Don't let us catch you doing that again" when the lights turned green just drove off."
woops did u blush xx
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another for slight misplaced number plate, told me to take my documents to the police station, when I did the guy said is that all lol 
. Years ago . Went to a female club football dance. Not in local area. When leaving. Found going around in circles . With road signs. So I saw down a short road a shop I knew . But no entry sign . Went thru . Once into road end of no entry sign . Police there. 