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over a year ago
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too  "
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions  |
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes "
I can’t do any of that, but I can cook, clean and do the washing, as well as take care of the kids and flirt with the window cleaner. What a misspent youth I had! |
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions "
*scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I can do all maintenance checks , change bulbs , change wheels ( carry a longer bar to undo wheel nuts ) gives me much greater leverage, I even carry a first aid kit with hi viz for emergencies |
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover 
*pulls up a chair and waits for the flak*"
There’ll be another lady come round with the popcorn in a bit. She’s just finishing off the ironing first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover "
Get out.
…and anyone that laughed at this comment.
If anyone could fetch me cloth to wipe up the tea I spilled just now in a totally unrelated spill incident then I’d be most grateful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes
I can’t do any of that, but I can cook, clean and do the washing, as well as take care of the kids and flirt with the window cleaner. What a misspent youth I had! "
Now you see all that is lost on me. Luckily I have a daughter in law who despairs them does it for me. I can cook though in a fashion  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover
Huh? Hoover? What is this wizardry? 
I read about them in book once "
You can read?
Well bugger me.... you get more alluring daily  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes "
Glorious.
I’ll be there in ten….fancy tightening my nuts whilst I check your chassis and airbags? |
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover
Huh? Hoover? What is this wizardry?
I read about them in book once
You can read?
Well bugger me.... you get more alluring daily "
When I say read it was more of a picture book |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover
Huh? Hoover? What is this wizardry?
I read about them in book once
You can read?
Well bugger me.... you get more alluring daily
When I say read it was more of a picture book "
Ok..... don't bugger me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! "
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes
Glorious.
I’ll be there in ten….fancy tightening my nuts whilst I check your chassis and airbags? "
Will there be cake???? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself "
I nearly wet myself reading that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes
Glorious.
I’ll be there in ten….fancy tightening my nuts whilst I check your chassis and airbags?
Will there be cake???? "
Oooo. Cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that "
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up "
Exactly! |
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I'm pretty handy around a car engine It's only the fact I don't have access to a workshop that I don't attempt most repairs! I do my own services, basic repairs, pretty much anything that doesn't need a ramp!
Oh the smell of oil and brake cleaner, it's the main reason I love it! |
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions
*scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on
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I read this in Dirty Den's voice |
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions
*scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions
*scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on
I read this in Dirty Den's voice "
Are you calling me Ange ? |
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!"
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!"
I bet he needed help to find his car keys  |
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP.
This I can do too
I think we got married in another thread, so definitely one of my better decisions
*scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on
I read this in Dirty Den's voice
Are you calling me Ange ? "
If the high heel fits..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes "
Well aren’t you a keeper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!
I bet he needed help to find his car keys "
And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover "
There's a good reason I have a bag less vacuum cleaner... 
Tyre pressures is about my limit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women are very much like motors cars, first of all you’ve got to crank the handle, get her primed up, check her fluid levels, then start her up and get her purring, give her a few revs, never and I repeat never take her out cold cause that could knacker her engine. Don’t forget to give her bodywork the once over and check her airbags are in good order. |
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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago
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I have changed a wheel for a man, bet he never told his mates.
Can also do brake pads,oil changes, have helped do a couple of clutch changes, swapped the engine in a mk 1 escort, along with several other jobs.
Oh, my dyson doesnt have a bag, so no need to change, can do the filters though. |
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"Women are very much like motors cars, first of all you’ve got to crank the handle, get her primed up, check her fluid levels, then start her up and get her purring, give her a few revs, never and I repeat never take her out cold cause that could knacker her engine. Don’t forget to give her bodywork the once over and check her airbags are in good order. "
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!
I bet he needed help to find his car keys
And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them "
Tis the truth! |
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!
I bet he needed help to find his car keys
And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them
Tis the truth! "
If you don’t mind, I go to the effort of putting my socks in the magic wicker basket at the top of the stairs. They then turn up clean in my sock drawer. I do this twice a year, whether they need it or not.
And to answer the smart (tidy) arse about a warning light two feet in front , that’s assuming the male driving position, not the female one where they hunch over the steering wheel hanging on for dear life.
Anyway, none taken and peace and love to all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!
I bet he needed help to find his car keys
And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them
Tis the truth!
If you don’t mind, I go to the effort of putting my socks in the magic wicker basket at the top of the stairs. They then turn up clean in my sock drawer. I do this twice a year, whether they need it or not.
And to answer the smart (tidy) arse about a warning light two feet in front , that’s assuming the male driving position, not the female one where they hunch over the steering wheel hanging on for dear life.
Anyway, none taken and peace and love to all."
You are aware women often sit closer to the wheel so they can reach the pedals?
Cars are ergonomically designed for men so they fit you better. |
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face!
If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself
I nearly wet myself reading that
Typical man always blaming others when he fucks up
Exactly!
I bet he needed help to find his car keys
And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them
Tis the truth!
If you don’t mind, I go to the effort of putting my socks in the magic wicker basket at the top of the stairs. They then turn up clean in my sock drawer. I do this twice a year, whether they need it or not.
And to answer the smart (tidy) arse about a warning light two feet in front , that’s assuming the male driving position, not the female one where they hunch over the steering wheel hanging on for dear life.
Anyway, none taken and peace and love to all.
You are aware women often sit closer to the wheel so they can reach the pedals?
Cars are ergonomically designed for men so they fit you better. "
And I should think so to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Henry is still a bag
I know! And I can't for the life of me fathom why people still buy them!!!
Gbat "
It has been my most exciting purchase recently. I love Henry, so much suck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover
Bag in the Hoover? What century are you living in?
Gbat
Henry is still a bag "
Heavy but still the best out there. Every builder and craftsperson I know uses a Henry to clear up, most professional cleaners too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We’re just wading through the mailboxes now and getting back to all you dipstick friendly ladies in good time.
Sit tight, be patient and try to contain your excitement  |
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"…Such a turn on when a lady knows her way around a dipstick.
Any ladies that can maintain an engine get in our inbox please  "
Did my coolent just the other day. I do all my car stuff, booking mot, tyres ect myself. Almost weekly I hook up the box or bike trailer and shift stuff on them.
Mr did offer me help last week, as I was man handlerling the oversized heavy custom bike trailer. Then answered himself and said, "nah, I know you won't accept help".
He has 4 of his own verichals so has enough to do keeping up with his.
But then, I'm an old school 110 Landrover defender driver. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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Sorry but.. Is it unusual for women to check oil, top it up and do stuff under the bonnet these days?
I once fixed my broken exhaust by jacking up the car and slotting a tin can into the pipe and silencer.. Kept it going for 3 months before getting a new one! Good old heinz bean can and some creative thinking botch work
I can sort bulbs, electrics, loose stuff, wipers, any minor stuff and getting parts from scrap. No excuse these days there are vids for everything on you tube.
I like it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil "
*punches you in the nuts*
Anyway Henriette and Sam I don't know how to change engine oil only cooking oil when I am making the chips for the men in my life but I can definitely arrange a gangbang with baby oil if it's a desire or yours. |
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil
*punches you in the nuts*
Anyway Henriette and Sam I don't know how to change engine oil only cooking oil when I am making the chips for the men in my life but I can definitely arrange a gangbang with baby oil if it's a desire or yours. "
Ooohhhh and baby oil, I forgot to mention baby oil |
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil
*punches you in the nuts*
Anyway Henriette and Sam I don't know how to change engine oil only cooking oil when I am making the chips for the men in my life but I can definitely arrange a gangbang with baby oil if it's a desire or yours. "
I knew it was a euphemism |
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes
Glorious.
I’ll be there in ten….fancy tightening my nuts whilst I check your chassis and airbags?
Will there be cake???? "
This is me…..of course there will be cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can, can change a tyre if needed too, top up screen wash, change wipers etc "
I once saw 4 guys trying to change a wiper lol I came up behind them and did it for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many women here have gone into a shop and asked for indicator fluid, bloody loads I expect ?
Universal indicator or phenolphthalein or what?! "
Yes. |
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