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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. Any body want to hook up?  |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Oh and just few more to mention:
"We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Do you like us?" |
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dont over cook it hun ok we got it u r a rich bitch who dont like single guys and feel that u r better than the rest of us ........... seems you should have your very own web site ..oops no doubt you have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On second thoughts. Do they not all taste like caviar after withdrawal??"
Does it usually taste like caviar before a condom is used? I can't say I've experienced a caviar flavoured cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't some people get reeled in quick? Think you'll find this was a bit of a spoof post to get you all going - worked a treat! Well done OP!
Her x"
I think you'll find most of us knew that and were playing along.  |
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"On second thoughts. Do they not all taste like caviar after withdrawal??
Does it usually taste like caviar before a condom is used? I can't say I've experienced a caviar flavoured cunt."
Fancy some rather expensive food play???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On second thoughts. Do they not all taste like caviar after withdrawal??
Does it usually taste like caviar before a condom is used? I can't say I've experienced a caviar flavoured cunt.
Fancy some rather expensive food play??? "
lol Sorry, I'll pass! Caviar is nasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't some people get reeled in quick? Think you'll find this was a bit of a spoof post to get you all going - worked a treat! Well done OP!
Her x
Think only one person was drawn in "
And me...
Us two single guys will sit outside and lick the windows... |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"Don't some people get reeled in quick? Think you'll find this was a bit of a spoof post to get you all going - worked a treat! Well done OP!
Her x
Think only one person was drawn in
And me...
Us two single guys will sit outside and lick the windows..."
Don't you dare!Windows get cleaned 3 times a day  |
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We are smoking hot. / So is BBQ Chicken.
We are the smartest people we know. / That’s easy when walking with morons.
We are more successful in business than any of our peers. / You have a two stalls at the Car Boot they only have one.
We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. / but they go to the good parties instead.
We are very engaging,/ people stare like rabbits at headlights – see smiley - 
and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. / Meets have to admit to loving you before you let them go.
We are not Ken and Barbie./ Are you sure? They have no discernible genitals either.
Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. / See above – there needs to be at least one set of genitals at any meet.
We have high standards, doesn't every one? / No. Read FAB Profiles and verifications.
If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. / I cannot argue with this logic and reason captain
We are beautiful and know it . You should know this before writing us. / We believe it so much that any rejection is just jealousy ner ner ner ner ner.
Any body want to hook up? - Yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Think only one person was drawn in
And me...
Us two single guys will sit outside and lick the windows...
Don't you dare!Windows get cleaned 3 times a day "
Too late...!!
We're ready and limbered up for a good lickin...
Youll just have to think of something better for us to do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd only meet following photographic evidence of a dubious "butt plug outside costa coffee incident" - otherwise I'll just have to assume you're fantasists and have ripped your pics from woman's weekly!
Feel free to hand deliver the evidence to my butler and he'll deliver to my private island via dolphin towed water skis!!
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"I'd only meet following photographic evidence of a dubious "butt plug outside costa coffee incident" - otherwise I'll just have to assume you're fantasists and have ripped your pics from woman's weekly!
Feel free to hand deliver the evidence to my butler and he'll deliver to my private island via dolphin towed water skis!!
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we are actually sailing not far from your island this afternoon and will pop in with the evidence to hand them personally as your butler is not someone who we trust  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd only meet following photographic evidence of a dubious "butt plug outside costa coffee incident" - otherwise I'll just have to assume you're fantasists and have ripped your pics from woman's weekly!
Feel free to hand deliver the evidence to my butler and he'll deliver to my private island via dolphin towed water skis!!
we are actually sailing not far from your island this afternoon and will pop in with the evidence to hand them personally as your butler is not someone who we trust "
Well - there I was sat on the beach all day waiting!
And no show!!! Grrrrrr! These pesky timewasters! Thank got there were a couple of native beautys to keep me oiled up with sunscreen and entertain me else I may have both fried and died of boredom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. Any body want to hook up? "
yes. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. Any body want to hook up? "
we'll meet.
you've got a lovely bum,i didnt read the rest,i'm a guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. Any body want to hook up? "
No your Varookas smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. Any body want to hook up? "
I'd give you a go if you bought me a beer and asked nicely, a promise of breakfast in bed the following morning would certainly win me over. |
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