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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Send me your broken toys ladies and I’ll bring them back to life.
Terms & Conditions apply
Your vibrator could be at risk if you don’t keep up with your payments in kind 
Love and Peace  |
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I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.
Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.
Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure."
I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Vibrators make great battery testers. 2 sizes for the
Different types
High buzz good
Slow or know buzz duff "
And if there’s a high charge then it’s follows with a lot of groaning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed
No. You suck while-you-wait  "
It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed
No. You suck while-you-wait
It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it "
You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed
No. You suck while-you-wait
It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it
You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then "
I just get a new one replacements aren’t hard to find lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happens if your big end's gone?
I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator  oo it would have to have a big svanshtukker "
Is that a fancy word for japs eye? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No
Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell
After you have used your own
I have no vibrators
Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo
Fix your own
Bumhole xx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're on!
You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?
Thought this was a full service offer?"
I have just the right payment plan for you  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"You're on!
You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?
Thought this was a full service offer?
I have just the right payment plan for you "
I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're on!
You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?
Thought this was a full service offer?
I have just the right payment plan for you
I'm in "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs. "
Yes, this way I can personally rate my own service performance |
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"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.
Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.
I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget. "
Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.
Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.
I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.
Is it hot in here or is it just you? "
It’s just hot in here |
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