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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Wombats have cubic shaped poo.Its thought this is to deter predators as when they keep catching themselves on the pointy corners,they think 'Oo,ow,flaming hell,strewth,gonna start chasing wallabies'
Ocelot poo smells of violets.Salvador Dali had one as a pet,an ocelot I mean,not a violet although he was bonkers enough to keep a plant as a pet
Winnie the Pooh was not actually a poo, but a fictional bear,much beloved by the twee middle classes,the type who make their own cordials and think Tigger is edgy
The ancient Mayans used to massage alpaca faeces into their scalp for healthy hair. The Spanish conquistadors found this disgusting and created a synthetic substitute which they called Sham Poo
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"There was an exhibition called the history of poo that was at our local museum one year.
For a whole 12 months? That was a shit year!
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Thanks folks, I’m here all week! "
Was a shit exhibition too.....
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"Wombats have cubic shaped poo.Its thought this is to deter predators as when they keep catching themselves on the pointy corners,they think 'Oo,ow,flaming hell,strewth,gonna start chasing wallabies'
Ocelot poo smells of violets.Salvador Dali had one as a pet,an ocelot I mean,not a violet although he was bonkers enough to keep a plant as a pet
Winnie the Pooh was not actually a poo, but a fictional bear,much beloved by the twee middle classes,the type who make their own cordials and think Tigger is edgy
The ancient Mayans used to massage alpaca faeces into their scalp for healthy hair. The Spanish conquistadors found this disgusting and created a synthetic substitute which they called Sham Poo
Any more? Keep them tasteful "
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"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks  just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?  "
I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.
Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.
They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit. |
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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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The Starship Enterprise only had one toilet as the food they ate was a virtual creation to disguise a diet of pills which purely controlled the body's metabolism,hence no need to excrete
The toilet was for the sexually harassed female crew members to lock themselves in and hide from Captain Kirk |
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"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?
I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.
Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.
They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit."
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"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?
I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.
Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.
They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit.
I want to be on your pub quiz team "
I know my shit!
Genuine facts here: at one point they figured a way to dehydrate the poo (something to do with space, so maybe vacuum dried?), but the dust it created was hard to contain and ended up floating about the cabin.
When it went into the astronauts' eyes or mouths it would absorb the moisture and reconstitute again and they'd end up with eyes full of poo and very very bad breath.
They quickly went back to gluing bags to their arses. |
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"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?
I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.
Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.
They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit."
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"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?
I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.
Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.
They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit.
I want to be on your pub quiz team "
so do I...come and join my team
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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
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The biggest poo ever recorded was laid by Roland Orzabel of Tears for Fears on June 9 1984.
He was inspired to write a song about it titled 'Let It All Out' however this remains unreleased.The song was later rewritten as 'Shout' and became their biggest hit.
Roland states in his autobiography that in deference to the earlier version,he attempted to look as if suffering from severe constipation in the accompanying music video |
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Compacted Camel poo was used to build the pyramids, having an unusually sticky but flexible consistency. It is also sometimes mixed with rosemary and lime juice to make organic pot pourri for sale in John Lewis. |
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"Compacted Camel poo was used to build the pyramids, having an unusually sticky but flexible consistency. It is also sometimes mixed with rosemary and lime juice to make organic pot pourri for sale in John Lewis."
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Human excrement has followed us beyond the limits of the Earth's atmosphere and into space. The famous astronaut Neil Armstrong deposited four bags of poo onto the surface of the moon when he landed there in 1969. In fact there’s almost 100 bags of poo from different astronauts including Buzz Aldrin. |
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In some parts of Africa people forage in elephant poo for yams and sweet potato, elephants can't digest it and it cooks inside the stomach...voilà a cooked yam |
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It is a well known fact that ! if you wait more than 20 minutes after inserting a Glycerol suppository up you bun, you can run faster than Linford Christie.
Do not try this at home children. As skids marks feel very uncomfortable when cold.
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Ant colonies are so well organised that their poo times are co-ordinated. The sound of several thousand ants having a collective crap can be heard by the human ear. |
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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Coffee beans which have passed through the digestive system of a civet cat and retrieved from its poo are a delicacy and make civet coffee which is eye wateringly expensive.
Conversely Mellow Birds coffee is so called because it is made of guano (seabird poo) |
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