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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once
Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t
Your favourite word  
It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses  "
I know you have called me it enough times |
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"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once
Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t
Your favourite word
It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses
I know you have called me it enough times "
In my defence it’s in reply to your forum abuse of me |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once
Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t
Your favourite word
It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses
I know you have called me it enough times
In my defence it’s in reply to your forum abuse of me "
I have never abused you cheeky  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Clopper...
Flange...
Scrunge...
Clunge...
I should do this in haiku format really...
Impressive if you could please  "
Clunges - Flanges all...
A juicy clopper grooling;
How I love the flaps
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Clopper...
Flange...
Scrunge...
Clunge...
I should do this in haiku format really...
Do it! The forum needs more haiku in it."
Hi Meli
I did, but alas, I miscounted the second line syllables 
Fixed now |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!
One for the gentlemen...
Steaming spunk trumpet;
Gigglestick gospel-pipework
Best leg of three legs
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"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!
One for the gentlemen...
Steaming spunk trumpet;
Gigglestick gospel-pipework
Best leg of three legs
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Seems a mouthful |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!
One for the gentlemen...
Steaming spunk trumpet;
Gigglestick gospel-pipework
Best leg of three legs
Seems a mouthful "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!
One for the gentlemen...
Steaming spunk trumpet;
Gigglestick gospel-pipework
Best leg of three legs
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You always go straight for the lady parts.... noted 
Fine verse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Va-Ja-Ja...
There's one guy & I always refer to his Cock as his peri-winkle...he doesn't mind yes he's a micro-penis...he's a platonic friend...but I have seen his peri-winkle many times |
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