"I once sat down naked on a chair wrongly.
I sat on my balls. They got squeezed.
I did not love the sensation. It hurt.
True story. "
Surely there's a difference between them being gently squeezed by hand vs having X kgs plonked on them?!  |
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"I once sat down naked on a chair wrongly.
I sat on my balls. They got squeezed.
I did not love the sensation. It hurt.
True story.
Surely there's a difference between them being gently squeezed by hand vs having X kgs plonked on them?! "
You're f**king right there is..!!
It starts with "Agghhhh!!!" in tenor and ends with "Agghhhh" in falsetto! |
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"I once sat down naked on a chair wrongly.
I sat on my balls. They got squeezed.
I did not love the sensation. It hurt.
True story.
Surely there's a difference between them being gently squeezed by hand vs having X kgs plonked on them?!
You're f**king right there is..!!
It starts with "Agghhhh!!!" in tenor and ends with "Agghhhh" in falsetto!"
Is there no gentle middle ground?!  |
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"Is that you Mystique?
You
I’m not bald
You were last time I saw you
I’ve glued hair on me head
From your back fanny
"
From my arse actually so nurrrrrrrr  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is that you Mystique?
You
I’m not bald
You were last time I saw you
I’ve glued hair on me head
From your back fanny
From my arse actually so nurrrrrrrr
Same this so nurrrrrrr"
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